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citizen of the world edition

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cara

delet this

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>12 hours until work

do you think caralad has a fully automated bot for doing this? or maybe he just gets an alert everytime a new /brit/ is made?

kay-on

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Janny's face when his Jacamo order hasn't arrived yet

you could probably get an irish passport as well, they give it out so easily

>when_diana_died.jpg

Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I'm really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald's. When I ask if she's a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like they're straight from Facebook. Because that's how you convince somebody you're real (not true).
Now normally I don't accept propositions like this because I'm thinking "what's the catch?" Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side...and since it's right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is it's a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.

I show up. She shows up. She's real. I'm surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because I'm a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message "lol u get lost???". No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.
So I'm not saying it's bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or aren't attracted to them. It's totally your decision. But I don't think that's the case...I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don't think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And I'm starting to think I'm not even mad...she didn't steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.

And my heart.

just went to the doctor and he diagnosed me with bigwillyitis

we are all one human family

think its just the ol' tism

I can, and I will if freedom of movement is revoked.

does ulster post on spastic chan now, I bet he does the spacker

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the ol' tism

Also cara but if she was in Harry Potter or some shit.

Ulster "piss in meh pants", "50p cider" "gas all taigs" muh flegs deserves the ban

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this song makes me feel really fucking sad and i dont know why

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it won't

does caralad press f5 on the calatogue when the threads reach the bump limit haha

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screaming

>"It's bird poo, it's horse poo, it's cow poo and it's people poo.

I don't think Ulster was a "gas all taigs" type tbqh.

is this shoegaze?

absolute tune

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ulster?

This 2bh

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you stole my post

do you really?

"itis" means swelling, you could've just said willyitis

Le reeks of pishland man

The Bristol captain on University Challenge is a qt

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Desperately need a cure for premature ejaculation

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don't think so lol
probably a bit mentally challenged in some way but i haven't figured out which one i want to identify as yet x

dont honestly know what qualifies as shoegaze. I think it's a bit too upbeat/high tempo to be shoegaze?

no he's a middle class normdrone with no worries in life apart from booking the next nando's

just went to the doctor and she diagnosed me with willyitis

itis means it is

a transexual who used to browse OOchans /brit/ was on that show kek

he left because everyone told him not to lop his cock off

he ended up lopping it off

Diphendyramine

What are some good youtube channels to learn how to cook basic cheap healthy meals?

No Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay please.

downs syndrome haha

only been to nando's once
it's just chicken innit

the alt-rightfu

>bigwillyitis
-itis means inflammation though

Doesn't sound pleasant regardless of the size of the appendage

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haha

Sophie RUdd?

need a short haired uc qt

yeah

he went by the trip of 'ttpw'

>-itis
-itis means shrinkage though

You don't want that

excuse me can i have a cup of tea please?

really don't understand the appeal of this chick, she seems ugly as fuck to me

Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

she

so-called "itis"

how about ceylon

Haven't showered or left the apartment in five days LOL

*reads thread*

haha

*slaps knee*

Me on Nye x

wow small world

>3 fucking triangles

he*

off out for an evening of smoking

punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate
will nature make a man of me yet?

bender with NO MATES somewhere above this post

Uggo compared to the GOAT UC gf

>really don't understand the appeal of this chick, she seems ugly as fuck to me

Food Wishes
Akis Kitchen
Jamie Oliver (his youtube has loads of chefs on it, not just him)
Original Naked Chef
Poor Man's Gourmet Kitchen
stevescooking

finished stranger things, balled my eyes out

what should i watch now?

when in this CHARMING CAR
this CHAAARMING MAAAAAN

u gay?

Honestly not sure how people live without heated blankets

eastbound and down

The Expanse

radiators

excellent post

Food Wishes is god tier

no

10/10 taste.

>brain drain is so bad in ireland their government is willing to let me become a citizen no questions asked just because my grandfather happened to be born there

cannot be fabricated

had a dream i doxxed myself last night

in harmony with the environment?

They're too hot 2bh

Occasionally want one when I'm up in a badly insulated flat and my flatmates won't let me turn the heating on, but back home it's unpleasant after 5 minutes

thanks

Poster above me is a rasheed twat, disregard his comment

Poster below me is a good lad, trust what he says

i would go out tonight

I have mental health problems. I won’t bore you with the details but I drove to Dundee in my bare feet after buying the rights to K9, the robot dog on casters from Dr Who.

Wish I were a Knight lads.

>three fucking axes

your men are so emasculated the closest thing they will ever get to that is the body spray.