Anti-Joke threat
what did the homeless man get for christmas?
cancer
Anti-Joke threat
what did the homeless man get for christmas?
cancer
What did OP's parents get for a child?
a faggot
why did timmy's ice cream fall?
he was hit by a Filename
What did 4chin say to CNN?
Your child's dead, he got died by cancer.
Lol
nigga, that is very disrepectful. Apologize to OP
Youuuuuuuuuu
What did the father say to his daughter's date? Drive responsibly.
OP is always a fag. Learn the rules.
>Knock Knock
who's there ?
>it's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
Drei peanuts ver valking down das straße, and eins vas assulted peanut. Oh hohohoho.
A man walks into a bar. He’s an alcohol and it’s destroying his family.
>off by one
What do Japan and Haiti have in common?
They are both islands.
A man was watching porn at work. His boss called him into his office and fired him.
a man walked walked walked and fell
why? he had a down syndrom
Why doesn't God like faggots? Because he doesn't exist.
a man walks into a bar
he orders a beer
What's the difference between Jews and pizzas?
Jews don't have pepperoni on them.
What do you call a black person picking cotton in the field?
By whatever their name is, it's the 21st century.
A white guy, a black guy and a gay guy for to a club. They get shot.
how do you pronounce "Jaqandolegn"
Jaqandolegn
Knock, Knock.
>Who's there?
Dave.
>Dave who?
*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.*
oh
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
What did the Pope say to Obama?
You're a nigger.
What did the wall tell to the other wall?
Nothing. Walls can't talk, stupid.
What did the priest say to the little boy? God loves you.
Why do women get their period?
Because they deserve it.
anti-jokes arent funny when youre expecting them.
Classic
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
That's so much money I can have.
>A man walks into a bar
>He hadn't noticed that the light had changed
>He blew his mind out in a car
>Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of Lords.
>And all because he hadn't posted in that thread and his mother died in her sleep that very night!
you werent expected and still turned out to be a joke to your parents
you mean he WAS expected and still turned out to be a joke
What happened to the Minecraft player when he encounter a creeper?
He was destroyed.
What do you call an atheist who supports abortion? Logical.
lol XD
Fuck you