Watching the sopranos on an empty stomach

>watching the sopranos on an empty stomach

why do I do this to myself?

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the way he stabs the pasta is infectious

I do it now all the time

CARMELLA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

so what

no fuckin ziti?

I get so mad when there's no smoked turkeyin the fridge after i eatch Sopranos.

>tfw you're talking about Sopranos and you try to type 'watch', but type 'eat' instead

CARMELA WHERE THE FUCK IS DA GABBAGOOL

>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

all the time

Why the fuck would you need a plastic bag over your head if you're gonna drown?

It's so you don't get water in your eyes.

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Goddam I forgot how good Will Sasso was on Mad TV

Anyone else find themselves subconsciously adopting mannerisms and such from marathoning this show?

I consciously adopted Paulie's double finger wag thing, and I say "Ohhhh" without realizing it.

after around 1:50 that become pretty good acting, he makes a good tony

i thought meadow at 1:50 was much better

Will there ever be a show this comfy or a show this existentially uncomfy again?

>no cereal bowl tossing anywhere

You ALMOST nailed it

lmao, that Melfi was surprisingly good too. And the Carmella was kind of bad until the "I hope you're happy" part, then it was spot on

Theres something appealing about the way Tony eats. The scene where Ralphie apologizes to him in the restaurant is one of my favorites just because of the way Tony is wolfing down his pasta

watched this maybe a hundred times and it doesn't get any less funny

i really miss MAD TV

Fuck you I read that in Tony's voice

He prods the food and plate like dozen times and make as much noise as possible with cutlery, then there's a bunch of nasty moist sounds since he refuses to close his mouth.

I don't remember Tony ever grabbing his junk. I think I have a bad memory.

HEY, HOW BOUT YA STOP BREAKIN MAH BA

How hard did you guys cry after you realized [spoilers]tony was dead?[/spoilers]

What did the blind man say after he crossed the fish market?

chris is terrible
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The lack of sopranos posting on this board is disgusting and shameful.

I thought you were a baccala man Uncle Jun whaddaya doin eatin SUSHIIII

It makes one depressed and ashamed

I agree, Tone.

Hello Ladies

tony doesn't die
you do

I love when he's talking to Carmela about it.

"Oh, uncle june is a bushman of the khalihari" Also one of the few times you see tony and carmella genuinely happy and laughing.

its an old show

Same here. I say "OOOOOOHHH" at least 4 or 5 times a day. I also use Sil's "oh yeah?" quite a lot.

For you

Carmela sounded like Jojo up until the "I hope you're happy" line. That was some paranormal accuracy lmao

Hahaha

AJ, what the fuck?

Frankly, I'm depressed and ashamed.