Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Caleb Perez
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Matthew Taylor
name one movie that does that.
Leo Mitchell
theyll use stop motion and cgi
Daniel Garcia
He himself of course.
Baby Steven will be cgi but the rest of the movie will be scenes from Seagal flicks.
Jayden Peterson
WELL
Julian Stewart
How did he move so fat while being so hairy?
Gabriel Gutierrez
They took her
Samuel Jones
PUNANI
Ryan Gonzalez
>move so fat
Luke Bell
commando af
Isaiah Martinez
I'm sorry to hear that
Aiden Williams
Tommy Wiseau
>Oh hi Mark, I'm just da cook, haha
Aaron Adams
If Segal, Van Damme, and Stallone got in a fight who would win?
Levi Cooper
>fat
Carson White
Chuck norris
Jason Perez
stallone and van damme team up to kick seagal as he falls through the floor
Aiden Hernandez
Van Damme
Actual Karate black belt and Kickboxing champ
Kevin Hall
Seagal would smother those lightweights under his fat
Lucas Rogers
Anthony Murphy
Stallone would call in the dessert tray which would distract Steven.
Van Damme would then not even get a chance to fight him.
Adrian Anderson
Himself
After he fakes his death.
Andrew Sanders
He just needs to bring in some birthday cakes. Seagul would be so distracted snatching them all.
Adam Richardson
>"I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie The Last Samurai. They have a five foot two inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don't know. I don't care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn't speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the last samurai."
Adrian Edwards
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
What did he mean by this?
Camden Reyes
hivemind
Parker Bennett
Was is autism?
Kayden Martinez
fuckin plebs, arnie wins.
Aaron Martinez
Punanimind