I need 15 years

>i need 15 years
>you have 30 seconds

>I got the money!
>the price has changed

>I need 15 seconds
>You have 30 years
???

>main character has spoken dialogue

>Movie starts

>"motion" picture

>"narrative"

>watch movie
>main character is a straight white male

>finally this is the end
>this is only the beginning

you guys are fucking retarded

>"Shh. Heart that?"
>"WHAT?"
>"Nothing."

>
>

>character goes to the shopping mall
>doesn't even bring their anvil

>exactly

>I need 10 minutes
>You have 5
>I'll do it in 2

>I DON'T WANT EXCUSES, I WANT ANSWERS
>But s..
>SHUT UP

>>finally this is the end
>>this is only the beginning

>no sequel

>Join me
>No
>Then DIE

>Scientist: "[Scientific babble]"
>"In English"

>character just jams it in without any foreplay
Why does every character in Hollywood have a small dick?

>We'll have to bypass the scanners to get to the mainframe
>In English doc!

This entire thread is gold.

Hello newfriend !

>guy unloads into some girl
>doesn't immediately get up from the bed cupping the tip of his dick on the way to the bathroom to take a 90 second piss that consists of a bunch of wild spurts at first

>doesn't immediately

You have to wait a few minutes before you go take a piss.

>it's treason then
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>i need 1 second
>you have 1 second
>shit

>I can't work on this system, I mean we worked with stuff like this in the lab
>You can do it, I believe in you

>Time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>well its effectively out contingency plan. In the event that plan A didn't work, we would attempt our secondary plan, plan B.

>now dig on this

>“And now it begins”
>"No...now it ends"

>Take that you son of a b-
>*fires weapon*

>no "fin" at the end

>I don't know how to do that
>You will learn

>aliens don't exist mulder
>you held an frozen alien fetus in your hand like 7 episodes ago
>science blah blah blah

Party Scene
>lovers make eye contact
>lovers fly across crowded ballroom to conveniently place balcony nearby
>people on balcony drinking wine minding their own business
>lovers look ever street light lit city landscape

>Time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>RUUUN!!

>how do you explain human beings then?

>In safe area
>hear noise
>lets split up & check it out

>you must!
>I can't
>you have to!
>I just can't
>we have no other choice!

>the civilized people are the bad guys
>the ignorant savages that shit in holes and live in mud huts are the pure good ones

And technology is evil and nature is good blah blah blah, go kill yourself if you hate humanity so goddamn much you fucking hippies.

Not if your were soft and pushing rope the whole time faggot

>Time for plan B
>you have 12
>Shrek is love
Jesus Christ, really??

B-but muh natives.

>Tfw natives' idea of hunting is to get blackout drunk and cruise around the woods in an F-250 unloading at deer out their window with a .22

name one fucking movie, just one

>fine
>but if we're gonna do this, we're doing it my way

>I know how you work.
Starts to circle the character explaining how they work.

>The good news is we lured him back to the lab!
>And the bad news?
>...The bad news is we lured him back to the lab.

...

>Couple in a heated argument
>Husband says something that crosses the line
>Baby starts crying in other room