>BE AUSTRALIAN
>POO ON THE WATERCHUTE
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Landon Williams
>t. pajeet
you win this one
Grayson Perez
>BE AUSTRALIAN
>GO FOR A SWIM
>YOUR BOWELS UNLEASHES ON THE BEACHES
Ryan Howard
least we contain it to one area yank
Jason Sullivan
You are lucky your shitposting powers are preventing this from spreading
Zachary Wilson
TOILETCLOG IN THE SURFSPOT
SHIT VEGEMITE IN THE BEACH M8
Brody Brooks
>shitposting
it is spreading all over the internets via a Macedonian vegetable blog
Matthew Clark
PUTTIN THE SHIT ON THE BARBIE
David Ward
ever heard of a bondi cigar?
Nathaniel Foster
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Leo Lewis
SHITTY DIPPING
Logan Perez
U
Carter Taylor
stop giving us shit
Ian Gonzalez
Quads?
Parker Ramirez
NOW THIS, THIS IS A SHIT
Wyatt Gutierrez
POO IN THE BIG BLOO
Cameron Myers
UNLEASH
Julian Long
Crocodile dundee more like DUMPDEE
Connor Ortiz
>BE AUSTRALIAN
>POOP TAKES 20 HOURS TO DOWNLOAD
Ethan Morris
>AUSTRALIFILTHS
Parker White
>BE AUSTRALIAN
>PRECIOUS REEFS
>REEFS ARE CONSTRUCTED WITH EXCRETE
Eli Gomez
Beach, it's Australian for toilet.
Oliver Gomez
this is actually a well known problem in australia, if you're a going to visit australia you should also know though I don't think it is advertised anywhere
every coastline in australia has sewage outlets and some of the most popular (eg. bondi) beaches also have sewage treatment plants right next to it, google maps it if you don't believe me
swimming normally is not a big deal, you won't have raw sewage anywhere near you, but after any heavy rainfall do not swim for a few weeks
you can also just check beaches before you go in, if there are no surfers or the surfers look like tourists because they have no wetsuit or something similar, do not swim
Caleb Smith
brings a new meaning to "Just taking the piss streweth"
Jaxon Cooper
You cunts are as bad as emus
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Grayson Robinson
>every coastline in australia has sewage outlets
> the most popular (eg. bondi) beaches also have sewage treatment plants right next to it, google maps it if you don't believe me
golden coastline more like BROWN COASTLINE
Julian Green
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Sebastian Wilson
GRUNT ON THE OCEAN FRONT
Jayden Wright
AUSTRALIA HAS GONE FROM OUTHOUSE TO IN OCEAN.
Brody Perry
Straya's a sinking shit m8
Isaiah Adams
Didn't know Australia had such a huge beach bum problem.
Landon Campbell
What's with international poo incidents? Sharting in the mart, pooing in the loo, pooing in everything
Blake Nguyen
DIARRHOEA ON THE PIER M8
Bentley Edwards
PLOP ON THE DOCK
Owen Edwards
SHART IN THE STRAND
Cameron Perez
>TURD SURFER
Eli Torres
They say australians are a real shit with the ladies
Wyatt Powell
Holy shit
Joshua Perez
>D E S I G N A T E D
>S H A R T I N G
>B E A C H
Jaxon Bailey
POO
O
O
Easton Cooper
Those were the same people complaining about the water quality during the olympics.
Jack Nguyen
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Andrew Roberts
Damn son.
Jaxson Smith
>AUSPOOLIA
Cooper Adams
HOW CAN THEY RECOVER?
Chase Myers
I've been crying for hours, I thought the whole world loved us
Jose Gomez
DESIGNATED
Owen Ross
Eww
Eli Collins
>tfw ywn be an auspoo
Aaron Evans
Go on and laugh at me. Like I give a fuck. You think I'm upset that you think this is comical? If I'm able to provide some sort of levity to the sad existence you call a life, then so be it.
But maybe instead of laughing you should learn. Try to model your own meager existence off of my own, and you could possibly achieve some of the greatness that I espouse. Maybe you'll stop eating the cum from your girlfriend's pussy after Jamal fucked her for a few hours, and you'll be the one cumming in your girlfriend and Jamal.
Maybe you'll get out of your dead-end job and actually go back to school. Maybe you'll join the military and become an officer after a few years.
Sure, you may never come close to my plane of existence, but you might be able to get at least a taste. I can assure you it will taste better than Jamal's semen.
Easton Baker
>never tried Jamal's semen
its sweet and salty at the same time
like duck pate
David Flores
>Melbourne
Well I can't say I'm not surprised.
Wyatt Rivera
Uh-uh, certainly. Well, it doesn't matter. You, personally, won't live past your 60's. If you'll manage to cross the street safely till then, which I doubt. See ya.
William Brown
>his president is a walking turd
Jace Bennett
>his seas are pools of diarrhea
Lucas Turner
>his pants are pools of diarrhea
Lincoln Watson
>he shits in spongebob's back yard
Eli Foster
>being so fat you shart on your own backyard
Colton Reyes
>tfw Melbourne is so """diverse""" the streetshitters have turned it in to a giant loo