Women will NEVER understand this movie

Women will NEVER understand this movie

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a girl unironically asked me why he didn't just stay down. it was at that point I knew the person with me wasn't capable of being really into the film.

ugh

...SA--KE.....

Love this film, but most people I know doesn't get it.

such a great scene, its the quintessential "women will never understand" scene

Was this film underrated? I think it's super enjoyable.

Western women maybe. They fear the samurai, and Bushido.

Most people I know find it super enjoyable. I've met people who didn't like it, but they turned out to all be crazy cunts.

>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs]from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

It's just so well made. The architectures, locations and clothes seemed all legit. And there were no boring bits. Also comfy as fuck.

Maybe it went underappreciated because of the Tom Cruise hating meme.

but casting a little guy makes sense if hes to fit in among japs?

It seems a major tragedy was avoided, I wonder how many of the movies he starred in wouldve turned out if he wasnt in it.

But wasn't the whole point that his character wasn't raised in Japan? That he didn't know martial arts? I mean even that's just ignoring the fact that he's simply a terrible actor.

he really isn't that bad of an actor

>450,000 phone calls [laughs]

Yes

Reread the sentence

This perfectly sums up women and their incapability to understand true strife and the concept of personal honor.

Too bad user completely made it up.

>t. user that has never hung out with a girl and likes spewing le neckbeard meme at actual chads

>Someone says anything so it must be a lie
Look man I didn't even affix any unnecessary information to the post, do you want me to blog my shit about how I had a bad date? I'm just saying it was kind of irksome to deal with.

Ehhh, I actually know a woman that said "why didnt Luke just come back across to his father instead of trying to kill himself" with complete sincerity. Im not a sexist by any means, but women dont readily grasp certain concepts, just like men dont grasp romance movies and the missionary position.

ITT: movies only nice guys and gentlemen will understand

WE WAZ LAST SAMYURAI

Are women in america retarded? I've watched this movie with women in the room several times and they have no trouble understanding the concept of honor going on the entire thing.

Particularly my sister likes this film a lot.

No its not underrated.
It would be improved immensely though, if you took Tom Cruise out.

Mohachmed pls.

Salty as fuck

Kung-Lin Pau pls leave

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I think I'll take based Cruise over this phony fat fuck any day.

I really don't understand whats not to get

Its one of my favourites

>Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it.

Hmmm

jesus christ, this is shit

this is so fucking odd lmao

the blonde guy is fighting in polish sabre form and seagal is just sort of doing his own thing, that running scene was completely retarded too

Is there a good Steven Segal movie? I've seen a couple and they were all shit.

>off all the swords he picks he picks the german katana
Hes barely holding the sword with any kind of grip. How many stuntmen has he injured.

Why the fuck does Steven Seagal think he's a literal unstoppable killing machine?

Mate this was average at best I promise you that just because you have a semi lob on for Manga and a full on rager for anime porn doesn't mean this is good, watched it in the cinema and since then tried to watch it twice fell asleep twice, 5/10 max.

>450,000 calls

his opponent is all bloody cause that was the 8th take

Autism
>has no emotion or ability to empathize with others
>mouth is often agape
>loves jap shit and thinks hes an enlightened being that people look up to
>no self awareness
>"i played an instrument once, that makes me like the legends of yore" attitude
Its literally autism

I want someone to put him in his place.
>yfw he was afraid to fight Jean Claude

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Cause it was fucking trash? Do you even into martial arts movies?

Allegedly a stuntman fucked him up behind the scenes.

Its not a martial arts movie just because it has Asians user.

>manga
>anime
Wat?

It has chinks fighting with chink style it's martial arts

>martial arts movie
Dunno what's worst this or the manga guy

Civil War has multiple black guys fighting over something they dont fully understand and could easily be avoided, that doesnt make it a rap music video.

We could write a movie about all the things woman will never understand

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Meh. Rather write a movie about things normies will never understand. Would become a cult classic desu

Nah, it's a lot more obvious to me that some sad buttblasted virgin made it up to support his 'le filmes women will never understand amirite guise' meme.

Bait is about subtlety reddipham

>Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it
>didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it
>didn’t like the film
>didn’t go see it

>honor

holy projection lol

im sorry no one ever wanted to watch a movie with you dude but this is unnecessary

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

post your sister.

>there are people in this world who unironically enjoy Steven Seagal flicks as action instead of comedy
Wow

>I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master.

The entire point of the movie was that a person who knew nothing about their culture became one of them.

I wish they didn't shoehorn ninjas into it.

someone make an info chart compiling all the movies women don't understand

EASY

my sides

He broke Sean Connery's wrist before.

Apparently he's just an all around douche. I mean he was banned from Saturday Night Live for fucks sake.

This is not a bad idea, poor editing and stances ruin a good deal of it.

It's a dumb movie because samurai were basically bureaucrats by the 19th century, not Native American-esque warlords.

Basically just another example of Orientalism in American cinema. Le epik >all Asians are mystic and strange meme

fugg

>banned from Saturday Night Live
did he try to rape someone ?

t. cretin who has no idea about samurai uprising of Takamori Saigo

Javier, please.

Phuc pls

For one thing a lot of people tgought the title refered to Tom Cruise but if u watch tge film uts apparent that "the last samurai" is meant to be plural

REkT

underrated post

>women
>knowing what honor is

lol spot the cuck

Apparently he was just an all around jerk. They wouldn't elaborate but some of the cast said he was the worst host ever. And of course he's banned from being on the show.

Because he's the real life equivalent of that pic you posted.

it looks like a bad ps2 cutscene

>search "movies women cant understand" for shits and giggles
>A bunch of lists that are just that
>coupled with lists that are "movies men have to watch to understand woman"

The difference here is telling.

Holy shit, that eagle sound when Seagal cuts the guy is killing me.

Have you watched this film with your wife's son?

"Tell me how he died."

"I will tell you how he lived."

YOU WILL NEVER WRITE SOMETHING AS AMAZING AS THIS

it's irrational. men pretend to believe it because they think it's an important part of their identity but it's all made up bollocks. what is the point of 'honour'?

t. weeb fag who has no idea about Meiji-era Japan

It's not an uprising if you're trying to reverse the efforts of an actual uprising aimed at modernizing the country.

Any creature who spends that much effort into appearing worthy of being understood, but doesn't actively help others understand them to the same extent, simply wants perpetual attention. Women want you to be intrigued by them, so they have every incentive to collectively stunt your proficiency in this arena.

Therefore, to win the game hold your attention ransom after establishing its value.

this would be funny if rap music videos were actually remotely like that

damn he was real cold taking over the family of the person he killed

>It's not an uprising if you're trying to reverse the efforts of an actual uprising aimed at modernizing the country

if you rise up against the government it's an uprising m8

HONORABU KEKINGU

>The difference here is telling.

Isn't it fucking obvious to everyone alive that women don't need the same effort to attract mates?

Have we gone so far down the rabid feminist looking glass there are people confused as to why this is?

He really snatched that motherfucker birthday.

Was she Japanese? That would've make sense.

Implying this scene wasn't completely stolen from cool hand Luke

>After you're dead I will finally be the Last Samurai
Jesus Christ, really?

damn i need to watch this again this was a good movie

this is why i don't even want a gf anymore