Quip after quip after quip

Quip after quip after quip...

When does this shit end?

after the last quip

When BvS stops being a massive failure.

> I don't read comic books but I feel qualified to complain about how they're adapted

go back to doyoubleedit

quipking returns: rise of the quip


>ironman: "i don't think im eQUIPED to handle this situation"

>> I don't read quip books

well good for me

what did he quip by this?

Tell me, do you quip?

you will

[quips]

I believe this is yours, Captain America.

>Dcucks pretending BoringvShit didn't have quips

>His last line was a fucking Quip

B R A V O
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When it stops printing more money than the Reserve

do people think Marvel invented "quips"

this is what action/adventure have done for decades

seriously is anyone on this board over the age of 16

>you will never feel up Chris Evans' chest

it gets a bit distracting when 2/3 movie is literally quips.

seriously, during the whole airport scene I didn't think anyone was in serious danger or anything because they were quipping so much. It just looked like they were playing, I didn't feel any intensity from either side because of endless quips

>this is what action/adventure have done for decades
You're implying people actually watch movies here. All they do is watch GoT and shitpost

Literally nothing wrong with quips.

Lies. Quote three quips from that scene.

> I don't read comic books

So what's the problem?

there's not that many quips though

>we're still friends, right?
>literally anything spiderman says
>oh man I thought it was a water truck

>sense of serious danger to main characters
>in a comic book film

KEK

>all comic book movies are supposed to be like marvel flicks

k

Tell me about MCU. Why do they wear the quips?

more liek quipshit amirite

>implying any comic book film which is part of a franchise has any sense of threat

Anyone who dies will be back in a few films time, just like comic books

It's not about someone "dying". It's about fight scenes having a purpose.

The airport scene felt rushed, it didn't serve to any real purpose since none of the characters didn't seem like they wanted to hurt each other.

It was similar to wrestling basically.

I can apply that flimsy criticism to literally every comic book film
>didn't seem like they wanted to hurt each other
But that was the entire point, and what makes the airport scene different from every other run of the mill comic book movie fight scene

>TELL ME DO YOU BLEEEEEED
>MARTHA
>THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU!
>GOD VS MAN LOL

>>we're still friends, right?
True
>>literally anything spiderman says
That's his entire thing. And they even call him out on talking too much.
>>oh man I thought it was a water truck
That one was a joke.

hahahahaahha
nice one m8

Yep, they finally made Spiderman as he should be made.

undertoasted bread

>But that was the entire point
why even have a fight scene then? what were the 2 sides' goals? why did they meet there? did one side think they would be able to talk the other into seeing things their way or something? what was the point of everyone assembling at one specific airway field and... wrestling? playfighting? the black guy got hurt and hawkeye's explosive arrows could easily be lethal or maim somebody, which seemed glaringly at odds with "not wanting to hurt each other"

also isn't the point of antman's power that he retains normal human strength at any size? why did big antman suddenly have super strength?

>Quipsilver

hi quipeddit!

What's wrong with quips? There's nothing wrong with a comic relief.

You know, if you don't like the quips, you don't have to watch the movie. Honestly if you don't like quips, I don't see why you'd want to see any recent marvel movie.

Because they werent trying to kill each other until Rhodey got wrecked

>Hey Hank, listen, I just got a call from Captain America. I'm needed in Europe to help him escape something or other.
>ABSOLUTELY NOT SCHAT. The Ant-Man suit is not a toy. You can't just go around playing with your friends whenever you please
>But Hank, apparently Tony Stark is being a moron and Cap needs someone to pun-
>Say no more SCHAT. I have this new suit ready. I heard Stark is ashamed of being short, so this one is gonna have a surprise.
>I don't know, Hank, I don't usually like surprises.
>It's gonna transform you into a special breed of Ant to mock him for being short. Janet bred them herself long ago. They are called the Jai.

36 hours later

>Oh I get it, Jai-Ant
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

You're right, they weren't in serious danger because they are all friends and not trying to kill each other. Fucking idiot.

why are they fighting then? what's the point of the scene?

The airport fight was actually surprisingly brutal considering no one was trying to kill anyone in the scene.

They didn't meet there, Tony's team intercepted Cap's team, who were on their way to Siberia to stop Zemo.
Cap assembled a team to stop the Winter Soldiers, Tony assembled his team to arrest Bucky and Cap.
They LITERALLY explain this in the movie.

Resisting arrest... someone isn't very smart huh?

>marvel movie
>still needs to be spoonfed

did you even watch the movie or only the trailer/webms?

welcome to Marvel Studios

That's my secret cap

I'm always quipping

like right now