What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

Flush

Shit myself

(fart)

powerstream his face

Poor dude was actually pretty cool in the book. They made his character into a cowardly pencil-pusher in for the movie. Shame, really.

Eat the lawyer.

Duck and roll at the last second and punch right through its fuckin eye. God this movie was so stupid. terrible monster designs to

must shit faster must shit faster

WTF
IS DAT REAL

I just started reading the book last weekend, I like how much detail they put into the compys and their small attacks around the island so far.

Probably what he did. Hold the fuck still, not just out of an instinctual fight or flight reaction but just because I'd just be too shocked to move

no need to move, gonna die anyways

Why did the T-Rex attack him despite him being relatively still and leave Grant and Lex alone?

I'm on the toilet shitting and reading this right now. What does it mean?

Because the vision based on movement theory was bogus, even in the book Grant get surprised by it.

He gun git you

*unsheathes katana from toilet*
Heh...There's a reason your kind went extinct
*teleports on top of head*
*slices*
Nothin personnel, rexy

I've always thought about this when I was a kid, if I wasn't incapacitated with fear, I would try to jump off the toilet and crawl under the debris.

What would you do OP?

smear shit all over myself so the rex is repelled by the smell

Wonder how the T-Rex raised the ground a good one hundred feet to get through the fence

I think that was the other side, but I've been wondering that too.

shit my pants

Because he's a lawyer and lawyers are rich people which means evil which means he deserved to die and give wage slave plebs what they wanted.

sit as still as i can, or if i don't know about the t-rex's vision problem, shit myself.

bad bait.
autism

It was the fact he left two kids alone in a car with a huge predator coming for them that made him a shithead.

Put my head in the bowl and try to drown myself before I smell that stinking rex breath
Or at least try to violently knock myself unconscious on the porcelain throne, that way I won't have to be eaten alive

Imagine being killed in that way, to be headfirst in a fucking MOUTH, the bite force crushing your legs off before being swallowed. I'd hope I would have died of shock by then, fucking hell

Put down the phone I'm watching porn on and start masturbating furiously to the sexy beast before me

make myself look bigger to intimidate the rex

toss him my chili and sea bass

Eat the fucker on the toilet

Fucking bookfags.

To be honest I'd probably try the same thing and run towards those bushes, maybe throwing a branch in the other direction.

Dinosaurs don't exist so it's impossible for this situation to happen.

>implying he didn't try to lead the t-rex away with the smell of his shit
TRUE HERO

Nice

Fucking lol

underrated

PRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAP

File for an injunction to stop the T-Rex from doing any more dastardly shit

I would not care because real dinos have feathers.

Best answer

If you were a character inside the movie the safest place would be on the t-rex's back. Of course it would be hard to stay there without falling off, but if you managed and the t-rex wouldn't jump on its back for some reason then almost nothing could harm you. Or the raptors could try, but if you had a gun as well then that would solve that. Some tree branches could scrape you too I suppose.

But anyway I would maybe try similar to what the guy in Jurassic World did with the gasolin, and smear myself with the shit I just took so the smell would put off the t-rex. Though it would probably eat me before I managed to reach my hand into the toilet.

I'd pretend that I was a fluffy pony and shit on it... just before it ate me.

All the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female

Fucking run, what else?
He'll probably catch me but it wouldn't hurt to try

Dodge roll right into the rubble. Only plebs get eaten by a gay dinosaur.

Get up and jog away at a modest pace because a T-rex can't move faster than 4-5 miles per hour.

This. Hammond was the piece of shit

Good idea for a thread, I will repost this

I don't need to take shit from some fag who abandoned the park twice

push

He literally did nothing wrong

Underated