What did she mean by this?

what did she mean by this?

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This can't be real

Looks like an eclaire

It looks like something Tony would make.

That's what I thought too, also nice dubs.

She also pays to steam her clam

How is she so out of touch?

Let them eat cake

Imagine actors talking about which flesh light everyone should use

>Stark Tech
Bitch pls
Hammer is the true patrician choice for sex toys
Hammer

Steamed clams? I thought we were having steamed hams?

Tony montana

She has a list of favorite sex toys
goop.com/not-so-basic-sex-toys/
>all this BDSM stuff

Poor Coldplay dude's dick could never compete

>literal pocket rocket

Why are women so obsessed with sex toys? They're like children.

Lmao dildos xD

You can pay me for less for a month

wait until you get your first buttplug, kid

i'm now imaging her sweet pussy being penetrated by that

Id fuck her

I always knew she was a sex machine

>Yep

now imagine this

...

She was born filthy rich, never ventured outside her bubble, and have people who coddle her day and night.

Kek

>buys a book about big asses
Now I KNOW she's out of touch

>mandingo
What do they mean by that?

??

My favorite "Gwyneth Paltrow recommends" is when she said every person should drink a $200 smoothie every morning or they are losers that don't care about their health. I agree.

>Not having a $70,000/year smoothie budget

GREENED

>that Hulk
BIG

HEY BIG GUY

You sound like a poor nigger

I'm out of time

GREEN

Post gif

>you now imagine gwyneth sticking a mandingo bat inside of her

>Hulk is cut
Dropped.

She is the personification of decadence of the rich. Also ironic how she combines gluttony, pride, lust, sloth and greed in her character - having played in Se7en herself.

Usually I masturbate too much to have sex dreams but my latest one was about Gwyneth Paltrow. I imagined myself dominated by her actually, not knowing anything about the sex toys. I had a expensive suit on and she seduced me but then clamped on handcuffs and strapped a leather dildo mask on me then I had her perfectly muscled ass grind on my face and she rubbed on it and moaned a lot. Then she sucked me for awhile and I almost came in my dream but then punched my balls and I woke up.

I never cum in my dreams... shit sucks.

Really love the idea of that solid gold dildo, it just trolls the planet with its decadence. I got really aroused when I saw the S&M stuff.

/blog

*soapbox wobbles underfoot*

is this some reddit thing?

...

>Then she sucked me for awhile and I almost came in my dream but then punched my balls and I woke up.
>punched myself in the balls
>I sleeppunched my dangly bits

Literally what

they could have removed the foreskin when he was in Bruce Banner form

Superman, on the other hand...

>I got really aroused when I saw the S&M stuff
That vanilla ass shit?

How do you masturbate that much and this kind of entry level stuff still turns you on?

*downvoted*

he just wants to be clever

how often does her slit gets violated by her sex toys?

how can white boy even compete?

wow what a Cunt lol