Cannes 2016 thread -- Get in here!

Cannes 2016 thread -- Get in here!

Opening Film:
Café Society (Woody Allen, US)

In Competition:
Toni Erdmann (Maren Ade, German)
Julieta (Pedro Almodóvar, Spain)
American Honey (Andrea Arnold, UK)
Personal Shopper (Olivier Assayas, France)
The Unknown Girl (Luc and Jean-Pierre Dardenne, Belgium)
It’s Only the End of the World (Xavier Dolan, Canada)
Ma Loute (Bruno Dumont, France)
Paterson (Jim Jarmusch, US)
Rester Vertical (Alain Guiraudie, France)
Aquarius (Kleber Mendonça Filho, Brazil)
Mal de Pierres (Nicole Garcia, Algeria)
I, Daniel Blake (Ken Loach, UK)
Ma’ Rosa (Brillante Mendoza, Philippines)
Bacalaureat (Cristian Mungiu, Romania)
Loving (Jeff Nichols, US)
The Handmaid (Park Chan-wook, South Korea)
The Last Face (Sean Penn, US)
Sieranevada (Cristi Puiu, Romania)
Elle (Paul Verhoeven, France)
The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, US)

Out of Competition:
The BFG (Steven Spielberg, US)
Money Monster (Jodie Foster, US)
The Nice Guys (Shane Black, US)
Goksun (Na Hong-Jin, South Korea)
L’Ultima Spaggia (Thanos Anastopoulos and Davide Del Degan, Greece and Italy)

Other urls found in this thread:

cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/2016
jury.critic.de/cannes/
fandor.com/keyframe/tag/cannes_2016
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/66th_Berlin_International_Film_Festival
indiewire.com/article/asghar-farhadi-the-salesman-photos-synopsis-cannes-film-festival-iran-drama-20160427
yahoo.com/celebrity/father-woody-allen-danger-questions-unasked-guest-column-100415073.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Un Certain Regard:
Varoonegi (Behnam Behzadi, Iran)
Apprentice (Boo Junfeng, Singapore)
Voir du Pays (Delphine Coulin and Muriel Coulin, France)
La Danseuse (Stéphanie Di Giusto)
Eshtebak (Mohamed Diab, Egypt)
La Tortue Rogue (Michael Dudok de Wit, Netherlands)
Fuchi Ni Tatsu (Kôji Fukada, Japan)
Omor Shakhsiya (Maha Haj)
Me’Ever Laharim Vehagvoat (Eran Kolirin, Israel)
After the Storm (Kore-eda Hirokazu, Japan)
The Man who Smiled (Juho Kuosmanen, Finland)
La Larga Noche De Francisco Sanctis (Francisco Márquez & Andrea Testa)
Caini (Bogdan Mirică)
Pericle Il Nero (Stefano Mordini, Italy)
The Transfiguration (Michael O’Shea, US)
Captain Fantastic (Matt Ross, US)
Uchenik (Kirill Serebrennikov, Russia)

Midnight Screenings:
Gimme Danger (Jim Jarmusch, US)
The Train to Bu-San (Yeon Sang-Ho, South Korea)

Special Screenings:
The Death of Louis XIV (Albert Serra, Spain)
Hissène Habré, Une Tragédie Tchadienne (Mahamat-Saleh Haroun, Chad)
Le Cancre (Paul Vecchiali, France)
Exile (Rithy Panh, Cambodia)

The critics really enjoyed Sieranevada. Romanian New Wave is still alive.

I don't recognize any superhero name in here.

>3 hours romanian family drama

no thank you

Last year's live stream thread for the actual awards presentation was comfy af. Lots of movies I'm looking forward to this year.

What have you seen from last year's festival? What was the best?

Yeah, fuck this pretentious shit. Captain America and Batman are so much better!

No I mean I'm more interested in other movies in the selection. Like Aquarius, Loving or Paterson

Two Jarmusch films playing this year? Nice.

Slightly unrelated but is there any place to acquire foreign films shown in cannes in the previous years with subtitles?

>The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, US)
The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, US)
>The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, US)
The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, US)
>The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, US)
The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, US)
>The Neon Demon (Nicolas Winding Refn, US)

H Y P E

Wish these films could be leaked

They aren't exactly hard to find. I bet even TPB has many of them.

Prediction time: Do critics slam it or give it a warm reception?

90% on RT

If it's a big enough movie after the fact, it would probably be easy to find. Otherwise I don't know. It took well over a year to get Clouds of Sils Maria.

I still haven't found a release of Dheepan with english subtitles.

How do you realistically get tickets for a screening at Cannes? (or any other prestigious Film Festival like Venice, Berlinale, Sundance, etc.)

This and Force Majeure are what I was looking for

Sundance is designed so that anybody can get tickets. If you're in either park city or salt lake you can buy individual tickets for around $20 without needing credentials or passes or anything. It's pretty sweet

Yeah that sounds fucking awful.

If there is a ton of sex in it Cannes will love it. The French love sex and hate violence

Dheepan just came out in theatres in the US, and to my knowledge hasn't hit DVD in Europe. You probably won't see it anywhere online for a few months at least, especially if France tries to submit it as their Oscar nom this year.

I saw Force Majuere online back in 2014, so if you can't find it either it was taken down or you should keep looking.

depends of the selection and the hour of the screening.
You can beg for tickets in the street of Cannes, it works well because a lot of people have extra tickets.
It's easier to get ticket for a movie in the film market because half of the time it's almost empty.
If I remember correctly there are screening open to the public for the Quinzaine selection, you must pay though.
A lot of people without any press pass go to Cannes every year and see a lot of movies.
Morning screenings are the way to go, less people, more chance to get in.
Patience and luck are the keys.

>Romanian New Wave is still alive
You mean all 3 guys?

Dheepan is out in France on dvd already, and on the internet for months.
Weakest palme d'or in a long time

Why aren't they asking Woody cunny questions?

Sounds like my kind of degenerates.

Thanks for clearing that up. I've also heard it was weak. Should've given it to Saul.

STAYING VERTICAL is a gorgeous enigma about fear of wolves & getting fucked to death. What a way to start the day! #Cannes2016

Richard Lawson @rilaws
It really isn't Cannes unless you see a movie about an old man getting fucked to death. Thanks, STAYING VERTICAL!

Robbie Collin @robbiereviews
Staying Vertical (Guiraudie): anal sex, cunnilingus, genital close-ups and unsimulated childbirth, all before 10am! Also wolves #Cannes2016

Matt Hoffman @HoffmanOnFilm
RESTER VERTICAL: Do you like full frontal nudity and an uninterrupted close-up of a live birth? Oui oui! Excéllent! #Cannes2016

Dheepan Blu Ray has been online for months

Sounds dumb.

At one graphic point, a baby emerges from a woman's vagina in a queasy torrent of bilious goo; in glaring, dehumanising light, Guiraudie's camera captures this wholly natural event as if it were the most alien thing in the world. In any state of consciousness, vertical or horizontal, this frostily fascinating film shows life to be a pretty surreal event.

OSCAR WHEN?

>Opening Film:
>Café Society (Woody Allen, US)
I'm so sorry Cannes, this is going to be a really bad year for you guys.

Opening films are almost always bad. Apparently Cafe Society isn't that terrible, just mediocre.

this is the most overrated guy in the competition.

is there a good news site that follows the cannes festival closely?

The Guardian

>Paterson (Jim Jarmusch, US)
Any word on the street about it yet?

Based Adam Driver is in it.

Shame Scorsese had to miss Cannes with ''Silence''.

>Grace of Monaco
>Great Gatsby
>Robin Hood
>Da Vinci Code
Oh wow

>festival le cannes XD
Fuck off, reddit.

Fandor's Daily has roundup posts for every film

Asghar Fahradi movie is out of competition? I think him and Almodóvar were the favorites for the Palm D'Or

What's the deal with the midnight screenings? I know they're not actually in the competition - do people just pay to be able to say their film screened at Cannes?

>Cannes 2016 critics ratings
cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/2016

It's there. I think it was added later. OP's list must be old.

Dudes using letterboxd scores and a bunch of nobodies (his friends?) in those calculations

>1. Neon Demon
Was it already screened somewhere?

>and a bunch of nobodies
They are all critics.

He's using international polls. Like this one from Germany

jury.critic.de/cannes/

The Criterion Forums has a Cannes thread that usually put up instant reaction from critics, articles, tweets (if you don't want to look from website to website)

Cannes is pretty much the biggest film festival of the year. Every news site follows it.

George Miller is the president of the jury. Hopefully something better than Dheepan wins this year.

You have to sift through so much "fashion" bullshit when searching through the cannes hashtag on twitter. Save that bs for the oscars or something.

will be updating as the festival progresses -- already has some reviews up

fandor.com/keyframe/tag/cannes_2016

yeah really annoying

Didn't lav diaz had a film to be released this year? Why isn't it nominated for cannes?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/66th_Berlin_International_Film_Festival

It's pronounced like "con" right?

More like car but with an n instead of an r.

From best to worst:
Lobster
Sicario
Louder
Youth
Carol
Dheepan
..will watch Son Of Saul in a few weeks. Will watch Sea of Trees whenever it comes out as well. What am I missing?

Macbeth was pretty good. Son of Saul was great. The Assassin was misleading, considering all I had heard.

Still need to see My Little Sister and Tale of Tales.

>people still give Cannes attention
>completely ignore Berlinale
Cannes is the BvS of film festivals

Cannes has the biggest names.

>US

This year, Berlinale was okayish. Cannes looks the same. Another forgettable year I guess.

Farhadi has a new film?

Cannes is loaded with big names, I'm not sure how you can call it forgettable based on nothing but that

>another forgettable year
You must hate films.

Yep, "The Salesman"

indiewire.com/article/asghar-farhadi-the-salesman-photos-synopsis-cannes-film-festival-iran-drama-20160427

That proves nothing. Film isn't based on ethos.

Why isn't Batman v Superman there?

No

Sure, but based on names and names alone it's in no way a disappointing year. I fully expect most of these films to be mediocre like every year but you can't write off the festival when its barely begun

Not exclusive

After one review.

Force Majeure is on fucking netflix

Lobster was some really shallow gimmicky stuff man. I can't believe you put it above Sicario, let alone that far above Carol which is genuinely amazing.

Kléber Mendonça Filho is a good director, his previous movie (Neighboring Sounds) is a good flick.

>Woody Allen

Pedophile filth

yahoo.com/celebrity/father-woody-allen-danger-questions-unasked-guest-column-100415073.html

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