The greatest "well shit" moment in Star Trek history

The greatest "well shit" moment in Star Trek history.

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It's both intense and hilarious at the same time

You mean this?

I like ENT much more than DS9

As a Voyager fag, I'd like to take this opportunity to call you a moron.

Oh I very much remember that....but I still can't say its better than my original assessment. Also...we got this...

its a faaaake

>Voyager fag

Not him but Enterprise and DS9 are both a million times better than Voyager.

as a ds9 fag i'd like to say.... ok

Oh look, this DS9 thread is totally dead.

It's now officially a Tuvok N-Gram virus thread.

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This is now a Tuvok thread.

Let the Tuvoking begin.

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A M A Z I N G

>it's a "Sisko gets mad at the holograms for not calling him a nigger" episode

>It's a "Kasidy explains to Ben why he should shut up and play the damn videogame" episode

Damn shame Sup Forums wasn't around for that

The greatest "well shit" moment in Star Trek history.

Weird to find myself most immersed in this episode as Nog is clearly enjoying himself at the party with his wacky dance.

>Lunchtime is but a door
>Death is but what happened to me in season 4
>I'll be back

Vreenak didn't know if it was a fake or not, he just said that to Sisko to see his reaction.

I want to go to a convention and ask the actors and writers if it bothered them that Neelix was a child molester.

I think they all knew but were afraid to confront Rick Berman about it.

>Do you not find me... stimulating?

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Had to leave this.

The greatest "well shit" moment in Star Trek history.

This goes on for about two minutes too long.

DING
TON
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No, it's not linear.

The greatest "well shit" moment in Star Trek history

I could never take him seriously because he just looked like a beta male and perma gold shirt who took up the cause because he'd get pussy and recognition he wouldn't in Starfleet.

He was a traitor and SIsko should've killed him with his bare hands.

>The greatest "well shit" moment in Star Trek history

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Bullshit.

If Worf hadn't come along, Jadzia would have gone for the latinum and lobes of _Nog_.

this, i shit myself, the voice sounded so fucking cool

>Maquis Patriot
>"Traitor"

Pick one.

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>it's a "Bryan Fuller Presents: JJ Abrams NEVER HAPPENED" series
Thank you Bryan Fuller.

Where were you when Bryan Fuller saved us all?

>Those weird, creepy insect hands

Whatever you do, don't get old. Stop aging as soon as you can.

I don't watch spacekino, what's the context

Joke's on you: I'm already old. :(

Yet my hands don't look like that.

Too dense to really explain.

Needless to say getting caught was part of their plan.

It's a fabricated recording of a political faction plotting to invade his his empire which was given to him to attempt to draw his people into a war (which the faction that gave it to him were badly losing) in which they were neutral, but they determined it to be a fake.
He holds up the recording and and hisses "It's a faaaaake!"

I'd recommend watching Trek, but if you don't want to:

Sisko and his spy/tailor buddy Garak fake a holographic recording to try and get Romulans to join a war on the side of the Federation.

Picard gets assimilated by the Borg, who want to use him as an emissary to humans, to make the assimilation of humanity better... somehow.

I don't really remember. I think this is Dax's bachelorette party.

A guy who was running security on DS9 jumped ship and joined a group of terrorists/freedom fighters living in the Cardassian neutral zone. Sisko was pissed.

I don't remember. Season 7 of DS9 is kind of a blur

This bigoted human hates aliens, and tries to attack this guy, who is a doctor aboard the NX-01 (that's the ship from 'Enterprise'). He puffs out his face as an involuntary biological defense mechanism

Headed up the Cardassian occupation of Bajor, wherein... I think 50 million Bajorans were killed

thanks pals

I've never met someone whose hands look like they're actually just bones. There's usually a little bit of muscle, meat, or something somewhere in the hands. But nope, them hands is fully skelly.

No problem, bromigo. Still would recommend watching all of Star Trek, though. Don't have to do it all at once, just whenever you have an hour to spare, you can pop in an episode.

When I was younger I had a crack at TNG, and when I was a little less younger I made a start on TOS, but I just didn't take to it.

It's never too late to fall for the Trek meme.

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Is that the most fucked up way a redshirt died in a Star Trek episode?

Ah, a shame. If you don't like it, you don't like it.

You don't have to start with TNG or TOS, you know. Hell, you could even just pick episodes that look good to you and give that a shot. If it gets you invested, you can always just go back and watch shit in order.

>50 million bajorans were killed
He saved all the others though

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>he says this while arguing with the multiple tulpas in his head
Yeah, no, I'm going to take everything he said in that episode with a grain of salt.

This one is for all you Denebian Shitbirds out there:

When you fly through the Celestial Temple
Slow to impulse, thrusters at half-force
Well I beg your pardon
Plot the straight and narrow course
If you walk with the Prophets
They’re gonna save your pagh
But you gotta keep the Pah-wraiths
Way down in the gagh

They’ve got the caves and the fury
And can make fire appear
Well you don’t have to fear
If you hold on to your Vedek’s ear
We’ll all be safe from Kosst Amojan
When it’s Reckoning for your pagh
We just gotta keep the Pah-Wraiths
Way down in the gagh

Probably not.

I would've liked to have seen what the occupation was really like. I can't pretend to believe it was as good as Dukat says, but Kira's memories have a fuckload of holes in them too.

Rawls?

Lieutenant Daniels?

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That was incredible.

Easily one of the strangest things I've seen all night.

Top marks, user.

I have never seen this show but any time this is posted I lose my shit. Thank you user.

I remember when I first saw that, I was in tears with laughter.

Obligatory.
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Q kill 200 people for the lulz

Makes it seems like it's an illusion.

It's true.

Tell picard to man up and deal with it he could make them respawn anyway

doesn't make them respawn

I think it was also implied the kindergarden was on one of those deck

Also picard trap Moriarty in a box was bretty neat.

Thread looks pretty alive to me. FUCK YOU, DS9 hater.

>It's a Jaaaaake!
But who wore it better, Jake or the bowling alley?

There's more context to this that is often missed. The Romulans (the race they faked the recording too) are notoriously capricious in galactic policy. They found humans interesting, but facing the reality of the entire alpha quadrant at war meant they would not be able to sit on the sidelines for much longer and there was a real possibility that they would have joined the dominion (against the humans/federation) if not for this event.

I unironically like that first one. Would totally wear that as a sweatshirt.

Thanks for the assist, bro. Was running out of space and had to trim my spoiler text down a bit.

Deepest lore.

OH GOD IM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER AT THAT THREAD CAP

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"What would happen if kid & play from house party warped forward into the 25th century?"

That was a horrible couple of episodes...

>that entire 7 of 9 bit

C L E A N

>it's a "Benjamin Sisko is a crime writer in the 1940s" episode

This guy was the judge in Ghostbusters 2 right? The voice is so familiar ...

That Tom Paris bit though

>VRMMMM VRUUUUUUMMMM NRYMMMMMMMM

and

>Get the crustacean!

This....is actually pretty accurate

Not enough high top fades, user.

Also, speaking of wearing bowling alley carpets...

I know. The Anons who posted these were truly doing god's work.

that's "oh shit", not "well shit".

Nobody gives a shit.

I'm just happy my Harry Kim original got everyone else to hop on aboard meme train.

Set course for Delta Quadrant WARP 10!

What's so wrong with being a low level player on the federation flagship?

Seeing Picard dressed like that makes me sad somehow.

>one of the best episodes in Star Trek history
>horrible

You didn't meme that.

If he stayed like that then he could have fallen in love with that woman who he couldn't fall in love with because he's the captain.

Please...

The entire thing was the writers masturbating onto their keyboards as they typed up that abomination of a script.

k

>doesn't like the buck bokai episode
you sound like a Crenshaw Monarchs fan, son

>k
No. Not "k".

You lost the argument.

>implying she wasnt 100% career focused and wouldnt have bitched his worthless beta Lt jr grade ass out of her lab.

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>mfw DS9 predicted the downfall of baseball

Thank you Bajoran Terrorism.

in the glorious one world government nwo it makes sense baseball is dead since only japs and merricans enjoy it.

k

Dominicans and Canadians too

but yeah, its a shame that so many countries had such shit taste.

>Dominicans and Canadians too
>Dominions and Cardassians too
I expect Bryan Fuller to show us that the revival of baseball has become a galaxy-wide phenomenon by the 25th century.