/brit/

Triggered porridge wogs edition

wonder how much I'll pull in Japan when I go. I'm 6'4 with a decent face

eka for jeesus

shut up you lanky string of piss dutch cunt

WE

ACTUAL brit poster rankings
>Brits
>Australians
>Dutch
>Taigs
>Yanks
>Leaves

Any fellow radical centrists here?

the welsh are good lads to be quite honest

crikey he's not looking good is he

Gonna go to the pub for the match today lads

slags tbH

when you apply too much force to the backpull of a wank and the bottom of your palm accidentally whacks you in the bollocks

IRA piss me off sometimes but it's hard to hate a fellow brit desu

REMINDER THAT THERE ARE AMERICANS THAT CAN'T LEGALLY DRINK POSTING ITT

OFFICIAL /brit/ RATING CHART:

ENGLISH > IRISH > AUSSIES > ISRAELIS > YANKS > SOUTH AFRICANS > FRENCH > WELSH > SCOTS > CANADIANS > KIWIS

it's his irish genes

me

lawdy lawdy is dat sum soph?

Fuck off you manlet subhuman ape

I'm always surprised that Shane MacGowan hasn't died yet

feel like punching myself in the face lads

I'm 7'2

What's wrong with the Welsh and Scots? Fuck off

actually a fairly flattering photo by his standards

Is it true that you're not allowed to donate blood if you've lived in London for more than a year?

whats wrong m8

6'7 m-masterrace

business idea: give rorke gay peoples blood to make him gay

English+NI +Welsh > Aussies > Kiwis > Dutch > South Africans > French > Yanks > Scots > Taigs > Leafs

just shit me pants lads

very interesting

it's like a Sup Forums conspiracy but for blacks

You need someone to lick your nips and make you feel good

make 55k a year as a human resources coordinator

scots are cucks
welsh have their own fancy meme language that they use in the presence of the english

going to have a cheeky wank over bailey jay lads

smeg me arse

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>Dutch Anglo boos

Truly pathetic

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funny number soon boys

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dunno just woke up sweating bullets at 2:30 even though it was a cool night and I've been staring at the ceiling ever since. happened last night too and 3 times last week as well.

dire situation, hasn't been this bad in years

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6'2 and built like a dutch coffee shop owner

bit gay

I'm 3 meters tall and 40 stone. Whatever that means

good post
good idea

GOTTA

>I'll write the questions next time and you can have this fat bastard.
>Banter.
>No, it's not banter.
>It's not banter not now.
>OK. When we had the question, name the Cuban leader who's been in power since 1959...
>Fidel Castro.
>You know it now. What did you say?
>It's in that situation...
>Tell them. What did you say then?
>it's a quiz situation so I'm just saying
>What did you say then? Go on... Who's the Cuban leader?

>Fray Bentos

>what are expats
single digit IQ taig runts should be physically removed from /brit/ threads

should probably go to the doctor

I'm met dutch coffee shop owners. They were all spindly as fuck with shit beards.

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>proud of being racist, ableist and homophobic

ah yes the alt right

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>what is Ulster using a proxy

Fuck off runt

>scots are cucks

the irish are worse fuck off paddy

what is it?

About to have a so-called wank over A.J. Applegate

dying

amazed he's still alive tbf

literally nothing wrong with any of that

Howling

Immense arse

HR is for women lad

this is a nofap 2017 general f'koff runt

need to have a more solo active evening mate, go out for a walk or run in the cold, read until you crash out, or something. Just not interactive things like the webs n such which keep your mind very active. i have a rule for myself that I have no web time for the last 2 hours before i sleep, lets my brain calm down. Either that or get some sedatives like phenergan from the doc, not addictive or anything and arent sleeping tabs, they just help you nod off.

had 2 shits already today

I'm an equal opportunities offender
Everyone can get fucked

looks vile

daily reminder that true communism has never been tried

proper problematic gender stereotype that

@69444569
>what is GR 14
See you in a month, runtlet

>blacks are now vikings
is there anything they aren't?

People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way.

Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but err die young? Die old... That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know. And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it's Ian Botham... Because... Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you piss off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics."

already had 4 wanks this year

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kings

all he will do is give me something, either temazepam or melatonin. I used melatonin for like 3 years but its side effect is vivid dreams so the nightmares were worse hahaha. I'll just ponder what has got me so fucked while in an emotional sleep deprived state today but nothing comes to mind haha x

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rank them for me pls

why is that cunt so cute?

true communism is nothing but a fantasy

>>ACTUAL brit poster rankings
>Puts Brits first

Brown nose some more, you dumb cucks.

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anyone injected heroin here

what's it like

applied for loads of new jobs lads

2 interviews already

2>4>1>3

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kind of want to get fired or quit my job but then i wouldn't be able to afford lots of cocaine at weekends any more. conflicted a bit lads tbqh

what sector matey

true capitalism is nothing but a nightmare

true capitalism has never been tried

I do all of that though. I didn't even go on the computer yesterday at all and fell asleep quickly. I just woke up 90 minutes later sweating like fuck and didn't get back to sleep at all haha absolute state of me

pretty good

>be a brit
>rate brits the best

FOY

Think about the size of her arse though

finance boss

all o dat all o dat