Pitch me an idea for a new show Sup Forums

Pitch me an idea for a new show Sup Forums.

Comedic sitcom about a group of coworkers in a fast food restaurant. A lot of situational humor with customers and coworkers. Running gags include people mistakenly saying "bless you" when coworkers throw up. Ensemble cast of characters include the socially retarded main character who is just trying to do his work and go home, a sex offender who makes creepy jokes about coworkers and customers, a no-nonsense bossy female manager who is clumsy, a stoner with a crush on the female manager, the stoic wise old guy manager, and the slightly crazy lady who's been working fast food for 15 years but isn't a manager.

I liked it until you started listing the characters. Sounds generic as fuck desu senpai

Sup Forums The Series
just make it about cucks and you'll get certified fresh!

Medieval fantasy without SJW pandering. A world where men rule and women are nothing but baby machines/cooks. Politics and warfare.

All sitcoms are ultimately about 4 or 5 friends or coworkers or family members.

A Cthulhu mythos show with the explicit demand that monsters are never shown.

A GG Allin sitcom

Drake and Josh reboot, but make it as edgy as possible
>Drake and Josh still live in San Diego, but as small time heroin dealers
>both also use heavily
>Megan's story is basically just the USC pasta
>Josh's dad gets depressed because of josh's lifestyle, offs halfway through the season
>Josh decides to clean up and get better, and eventually Megan does too
>Drake still uses, last scene is the family besides Drake eating a nice dinner, as Drake smokes crack in a shity motel

throw in a couple funny drug dealing plotlines with Drake and Josh and you got yourself a show man

CIA: The Return to Duty

A black lesbian trans man woman man who got divorced by a STRAIGHT WHITE MALE has to raise 5 children. He/she/he got fired by a STRAIGHT WHITE MALE and now begs on the street.

I'll take a 12 season order

it'll rock your world

Jurassic Park: The Series. Based more on the books with a similar tone.

>First half of the first season is about how the park was formed. Second half is an adaptation of the first novel
>Second season focuses on the coverup and lives of the main characters, Richard Levine, from the novel of The Lost World uncovering the secrets after dinosaurs start popping up on land. Goes into the events of The Lost World a bit.
>Third season is an adaptation of The Lost World, with more added stuff. Ends with Malcolm and Levine proving to the world that the island exists.

Rocky like series from the POV of an aging trainer who has to train an up and coming new boxer. Their main foe would be the trainer's son who is a big time champion who cut ties with the family after a huge falling and vows to destroy the rookie

Uncharted x Supernatural season 1 and 2. Two brothers travel around the world in search of treasure while fight mercenaries and monsters. One of them has a girlfriend and the other one has friends/connections so theres some conflict. All the actors would be literally whos that have experience, like Grand Theft Auto 5 or Red Dead Redemption. Everything on the show is sponsored and can be bought online, like weapons or beverages the characters use.
>"Is that a Ruger LCR™? Yes it is!"
>"This Sony Expiria has a great screen, great quality!"
>"This Cola-Cola® Is refreshing, I need one after a long day of treasure hunting!"

As Old As the Hills: COMEDY/DRAMA

Tyree, a young, gifted, and black rapper, tries to survive his majority white high school with his multicultural group of friends. Characters include Sarah, a young Asian woman destined for MIT, but who just wants a date; Sam, a white teenager struggling to fight bias in his bigoted family; Claire, an artist and Tyree's mysterious romantic interest; and Mr. Standerton, the racist principal.

Series centers around contemporary social dialogues like the killing of young black men, firearms in the United States, and the racial implications of Tyree's difficult choice between Columbia and Howard.

Evangelion (mostly) without the Evas: instead of starting where NGE does, it starts from the very beginning with each season adding a new generation of characters:

1st season - K.Lorenz rise to power in Germany and among Seele. Which mutates from a regular secret society into what it became when it discovers Adam, Lillith and the dead see scrolls.

2nd season - Gendo's path from general nobody into Seele's lackey because of his relationship with Yui. Conflicts with Dr. Katsuragi over the first contact experiment with the season ending with earth nearly dying because of it.

3rd season - Kaji is introduced, it focuses on the aftermath of second impact, as well as the wars that came out of that, peoples drive for survival as well as misato's trauma over it, Fuyutsuki's humanitarian campaign, Gendo & Yui's rationalizations over letting it happen. Season ends with the start of the E-project and Gendo's appointment as head of Nerv.

4th season - Goes over all the stuff that happened among the all the lead scientists of nerv during the E-project as well as the college days of Misato, Kaji etc... Yui 'dies' halfway into the season, deals with his abandonment of shinji in his pursuit to get her back, and it ends with Gendo descending into terminal dogma and using lilith to create Rei.

5th season - Deals with Shinji's lost years between his abandonment and his return to Tokyo III, As well as more the post-Yui Nerv stuff and Misato & Kaji's post college days (her stint as a soldier, his path to become a multiple agent)

6th season - first half cover the Shinji & Rei part, second half it's the Asuka part, with the season ending with Shinji's near death with Leliel. (There should be no more than 4 angels: Sachiel, Ramiel, a Composite, Leliel).

7th season - Shit hits the fan, Touji, Kaji, Asuka, Rei, Kaworu, all that good stuff.

Finale: Not a season, but a movie or a long enough special to have its own take on EoE.

I've thought about this a lot.

I legitimatley wont pitch mine because im afraid someone will steal it

I feel you, but It's not like we'll ever work on the entertainment industry.

I will

...

Aint a goy bitch :)

me taking one sick wheelie every episode while drinking monster energy and listing random numbes

you might have a chance then.

;) thanks bb

no problem kike

I honestly think its pretty fucked up how impossible it is to break into the film industry, even being jewish, but at least I have a shot i guess. If you guys were nicer about the whole jew thing I would feel like i have an obligation to make the industry more acessible to people of all races and creeds... but.....

Don't worry, seems like the identity politics people are starting to run rogue, won't be long before they put two and two together and start complaining about your over-representation in leadership positions in the industry while doing it in a non Sup Forums language that will be palatable to the general population.

Yeah I anticipate this fully. I dont identify as jewish religiously, just, when someone calls me a kike or a goy, i feel its worth mentioning that by definition I am jewish (my mother's bloodline bla bla)

Its a weird world.

kek

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO LOSE THE HIGH

fuck, it has escaped containment. Keit Ai is out of Sup Forums, I repeat, Keit Ai is out of Sup Forums! God have mercy on our souls.

Oh shit niggers what are you doing. Can't you see OP is a Jew trying to steal your creativity? You honestly think he's going to give a bunch of Anons on a Filipino Rubik's Cube solving forum credit for his show he pitches to HBO or whatever network paid him to shill?

Who cares? Ideas a cheap, the challenge is the execution.

Six 21 episode seasons of Emily blunt stepping on my balls

p much this

im sure everyone here as the basic idea for a sitcom but the way they would execute it would be different from person to person

And being able to write an interesting good script with the idea.

U fuccn coc tease I swear on me mum

A hip, young, fresh reboot of Matlock.

Very true. If someone came up to you and just said, would you watch a show about a highschool teacher who turned into a meth kingping to support his family because he has cancer would you be interested in it?

I would, and I did. 'ideas are cheap' doesn't mean 'ideas are worthless' breaking bad's premise alone is intriguing, so it got me to watch it from the start, if the execution had been terrible people would have dropped it in a heartbeat, instead it got ever increasing hype.

As contrast you got LatAm's Metastasis.

>tfw we will NEVER EVER get a live action Legend of the Galactic Heroes fully voiced in German

An adaption of ASOIAF

Vantage Point style miniseries.

Each episode tells the same story from a different perspective. You get different pieces of the story in each one. The protagonist of each episode always seems like the good guy from their perspective, and a bad guy from somebody else's perspective. It's about how even evil people think they're the good guy.

I would rather the kikes take these ideas than make a Care Bears reboot with transsexual black midgets in wheelchairs.

A group of bums live in a house together with a cult like figure at the helm. They all think he's a genius when he's clearly a dumb ass. This puts them in all kinds of Tyler Durden Fight Club type situations with them working towards some mysterious goal.

the daily life of a villains henchman. the whole show shows the trouble the henchman goes through. he lives in poverty with his wife and 7 year old son. ends up dying at the end

A spin-off of "The Dark Knight Rises" with every season focusing on another character (Wilson, Bane, Pavel, etc.).

The story unfolds as each character's story is revealed, all of them intertwining and opening the door to the larger story that is only hinted at throughout.