Askmen.com "Hot" Lists

"Crush List: Top 99 Women 2016"
askmen.com/specials/2016_top_99/

Anyone else feel like these "desirable women" lists are actually made by feminists and gay guys? When did they stop representing the opinion of heterosexual men? Year after year I see chicks that either shouldn't be on the list, or clearly don't deserve to be ranked so high.

Also, it's interesting how the description for each female only discusses her professional achievements and philothranpic efforts. Absolutely nothing about her physical appearance, which seems quite relevant, considering this is a "crush list."

Rant over.

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what about a fart list

That list seems to think people are a lot more interested in boring pointless women's sports then they actually are

Can't be bothered to read the list. But just going from who's in the image, I agree OP, seems very out of touch.

Taylor Swift won maxim hot 100 and didn't even go lewd

And don't get me wrong... There's a lot of women on the list I'm in to for sure. Just way too many that are bafflingly out of place.

Taylor Swift is a freakish hunchback Slenderwoman.

I'm fucking tired of people trying to push Ashley Graham and other medically overweight women. If you're not attracted to her, you're a misogynist pig.

>Amy Schumer
>number 18

How is this fat whore on ANY top 100 list? Other than a top 100 fat jewesses who need to be kicked in their gunts.

Who's the lady in red?

Just scroll to the bottom and check out the top 20 or so.

top 20 of this list is basically
>fat bitch
>nigress
>fat bitch
>man looking pro fighter chick
>nigress

etc. Like actually pretty much no attractive women in the top 20. All POC shitskins, fat cunts, and 'strong womyns'. Nobody with a dick has a crush on Holly Holm because she looks like she's got a 5 inch clit.

>Daisy Ridley
>sixhead
>No tits
>Hardly any ass
>Number 1
What

the body of [current year]

All the girls in that picture are 7/10 at best.

Ashley Graham. "Plus-size" model.

Basically a fat girl with a pretty face.

Wouldn't be surprised if the editor of AskMen is ironically some dyke woman...

I think a fat girl with the god-tier genetics that puts the fat in all of the best place would be more accurate.

Nice 2bh

tits could be a bit bigger.

Only one that fits in that criteria is Siri.

A doctor would determine her medically obese. That's a fact.

>amy schumer
I sure do love fat chicks who hate men

What's the name of that Bennett that was a witch on that shitty Disney show?
That should be number one, I saw the first 20 girls and wasn't attracted to a single one.
I bet half of the women in that list are over 30.
They can shill alll they want, Hollywood knows what I want in the screen

What's the demographic of this Askmen?

Chloe Bennet

Fucking Ellen Page is on the list.

Ellen "I'm a lesbian that looks like a 12-year-old boy" Page. Her.

This list is utter garbage. I'd like to Ask these Men to walk into traffic.

>askmen.com
>clearly no men where asked

The fuck is her?
I was talking about the short girl with nice boobs

>there's literally a confirmed lesbian on the list

>Amy Adams
>Last line of her description is "Is there anything she can't do?"

One of us wrote this. And by us I mean 2010 Sup Forums.

>#1

We won, lads

If men were actually asked, it'd just be a bunch of pornstars and slutty models lol

>is there anything any Adams can't do
Be on the one place she's needed most my dick

>Anyone else feel like these "desirable women" lists are actually made by feminists and gay guys?

You forgot these women's agents

>askmen.com/specials/2016_top_99/
>Adelle is 6
>HOLLY HOLM is 5
>beyonce is 2
>GAL GADOT is 17
>MICHELLE OBAMA is 33

These are all above Alexandra Daddario who is at 35.

This is a fucking terrible list.
>Amy Schumer is 18

>Amy Schumer is #18

All true, but I still think she's cute as fuck

what show? when? what era? bennett the character name or the actresses?

I'm actually surprised. I thought she would've been like #15 or at least # 20.

More like askgaymen

these list are usually horrible but holy shit Adele at 6 Holly Holm at 5 Michelle Obama

Nigga are you thinking of Wizards of Waverly Place?

She's cute when she doesn't smile.

Sure she's cute, but no way in fucking hell is she 1

...

>No Katy Perry

Is she /just/ now?

Who would tv's top 5?
In no specific order I think the top 5 would include

BDH
Jessica Chastain
Eva Green
Alexandra Daddario
Best Emma Stone

JUST too sexy for this homosexual list.

Michelle Obama is just insulting. No one jacks off to Michelle Obama.

Did you read her description? It starts with: "For centuries — no, millennia — men have been the heroes of our species' stories."

That's when I stopped reading and closed te tab. This is clearly something a man would say if you asked him.

>what guys really want

The list would also include

Sea horsey Ronan
Antje Truae
Marisa Tomei
Elizabeth Olsen
Stacey Dash

>Sexy
She was over 4 years ago, Taytay is pure.

Literal 0/10 list

plain faced girls with big tits are my fetish

Alison Brie
Elizabeth Olsen
Dadario
Marisa tomei
Salma hayek

1 Daisy Ridley
2 Beyoncé
3 Ashley Graham
4 Priyanka Chopra
5 Holly Holm
6 Adele
7 Taylor Swift
8 Kim Kardashian
9 Margot Robbie
10 Rihanna
11 Xenia Tchoumi
12 Alex Morgan
13 Ronda Rousey
14 Emily Ratajkowski
15 Emma Watson
16 Alicia Vikander
17 Gal Gadot
18 Amy Schumer
19 Jackie Perez
20 Katherine McNamara
21 Sophie Turner
22 Caity Lotz
23 Scarlett Johansson
24 Selena Gomez
25 Ali Spagnola
26 Jennifer Lawrence
27 Ellen Page
28 Gillian Anderson
29 Lupita Nyong'o
30 Dakota Johnson
31 Gigi Hadid
32 Brie Larson
33 Michelle Obama
34 Miesha Tate
35 Alexandra Daddario
36 Kate Upton
37 Blake Lively
38 Misty Copeland
39 Simone Giertz
40 Cara Delevingne
41 Melissa Benoist
42 Andrea Feczko
43 Reese Witherspoon
44 Kate Hudson
45 Katie Nolan
46 Natalie Dormer
47 Emilia Clarke
48 Naya Rivera
49 Emily Blunt
50 Morena Baccarin
51 Amymarie Gaertner
52 Gina Carano
53 Kendall Jenner
54 Amy Adams
55 Olivia Munn
56 Hilary Knight
57 Cobie Smulders
58 Jordana Brewster
59 Doina Ciobanu
60 Gisele Bündchen
61 Zoe Saldana
62 Florence Faivre
63 Ivanka Trump
64 Jaimie Alexander
65 Tina Fey
66 Emmy Rossum
67 Alison Brie
68 Serena Williams
69 Lauren Sesselmann
70 Rebecca Grant
71 Kara Del Toro
72 Julianne Moore
73 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
74 Ellie Goulding
75 Lily Collins
76 Anastasia Ashley
77 Rashida Jones
78 Samantha Hoopes
79 Syd Wilder
80 Alana Blanchard
81 Marcela Sapone & Jessica Beck
82 Jack Novak
83 Alexis Ren
84 Ana Ivanovic
85 Brooklyn Decker
86 Taylor Pischke
87 Elizabeth Olsen
88 Rita Ora
89 Sydney Leroux
90 Tia Blanco
91 Tatiana Maslany
92 Nervo
93 Victoria Beckham
94 Arika Sato
95 Allison Stokke
96 Jessica Lucas
97 Michelle Jenneke
98 Krysten Ritter
99 Olivia Wilde

Based on their shitty list, and it's so fucking shitty seriously, what's Sup Forums's top 10?

They're making a The Hot Chick sequel?

Karen Gillan for me. Leggggs.

Christiana Hendricks
Jessica Chastain
Eva Green
Alexandra Daddario
Cate Blanchett

1. Alien fivehead
2. Ugly cunt
3. Whale
4. Quantico bitch
5. Man faced mma fighter

Horrible/10

you're thinking of Iskra. Ashley Graham is just a fuckin whale

So given these lists are not accurate reflections of straight male taste

Are the top guy lists not reflections of straight female taste?

>Adele
>Holly Holm
>Amy fucking Schumer

When's the last time you fapped to even one of them?

You say that like its a bad thing

or like you are not some obese beckbeard whos only action is with a mlp plush

Im starting to think she has had ass surgery

Alison Brie is all I need.

How the fuck is the Beyonce meme still alive??

I'm legitimately surprised this list didn't include Bruce Jenner.

Yeah fuck this list. That list is trying to be as diverse as possible with all kinds of races, shapes, sizes, and attractiveness (a few ugly monsters on that list). Its either wasn't actually voted on, or a very select set of people voted (male and female feminists, gays, and maybe a handful of straight men)

and

Winona Ryder
Evangeline Lilly
Bella Thorne
Kristen Stewart
Bestest Emma Roberts

Whenever I see a thick girl like this I hear in my head

>ba dum dum

like some big drum playing

am i black?

>13 Ronda Rousey
>17 Gal Gadot
>18 Amy Schumer
>26 Jennifer Lawrence
>29 Lupita Nyong'o
>33 Michelle Obama

Don't know half of them, but you have to be a blind cunt to think Daddario is uglier than the tranny manface ape Michelle Obongo

>Beyonce
>Ashley Graham
>ADELE
>Kim K
>Rousey
>AMY SCHUMER
>A fucking lesbian
>Michelle Obama
>Ivanka Trump
>Nervo

This is literally "strong independent woman": the list

would've made more sense backwards

I think it's natty famalam

The only modern actress I find incredibly attractive on a completely primal and deep level is Melanie Laurent to be honest.

I find this a little worrying.

>all those people below Schumer

JUST

...

-Anastasia Ashley
-Morena Baccarin
-Emilia Clarke
-Blake Lively
-Brie Larson
-Emma Watson

Not ten, but these are the highlights for me.

niggers and fatsos

she not even hot for an old gross black lady

>lady

>what guys really wantED

JUST

Never mind I fixed it

Disgraceful

No we still want that

i realized when Beyonce and the Maz actress were pushed as "fierce and sexy and beautiful"

it's literally gay dudes and hags

if men were voting there'd be a fuckload of teens, porn milfs and skanky thick pawgs

Yeah, pretty much every Disney girl is a qt except miley Cyrus, but maybe she would be better if she wasn't suck a whore

>3-4 literally who in top 10
>Adele in top 10
This shit was not answered by men, there's no fucking way a man can say his crush is Adele, I like her, she is a bit talented, but fuck this.
>No Megan Fox
>No Adriana Lima
>No Kate Upton

I'm not a fan of neither of these and I don't find her exactly like "my crush", but I know how most normies literally love them.

>Best Emma Stone

?

Ivanka is a hottie

>no MEW
>no Eva Green
>no Christina Hendricks

>Amy Schumer
>number 18
how can fat amy be in any list? lol.
>Ashley Graham. "Plus-size" model.
do guys even know this person? how can she be on the list if she is unknown.

There are not any top guy lists

because they dont care about what women think plus the men will bitch and moan when based evans comes no 1 and they off themselves

Dear Lord. Post more

Whats going on in this thr-

Oh

In no order
Abigail Ratchford
Samantha Hoopes
Blake Lively
Sara Underwood
Lindsey Pelas
Alexandra Daddario
Salma Hayek
ASR
Siri
Margot Robbie

you tell me bro

Do women's hot lists have token fat guys?

>6 Adele
fuck me, MRAs were right, it's all queers and hags