Is this really who they say it is?

Is this really who they say it is?

This isn't ASR retards

I guess that depends. Who do they say it is?

is that chloe grace moretz?

w-who is that?
please d-don't tell me it's my w-waifu

PLEASE

shouldn't stick your hand behind a fridge, there's live wires and shit back there

guy is smarts, piggy backing a girl at the beach is a free pass to goatse the bitch and not get in trouble.

It's almost like the guy is doing it on purpose.

>I'm going to spread her ass cheeks as far wide as possible lel

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL AND SHE JUST BLEACHED HER ASSHOLE!

that is a way nicer ass than i'd presume from her

bitch is a fridge linebacker, but she's alright there

Bleached when?

Looks shoped

UNO

OPs a fag who was told off last time he made this when someone reverse image searched this shit.

Me on the right.

...

WHO THE F IS IT? I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER OR NOT IT'S WORTH FAPPING TO!

who the fuck is that?

people are talking like it's moretz

I know Kanye loves himself and probably could write "Poop poop pee pee" on a napkin and think it's the deepest shit ever, but I do not know how even Kanye could think that line is anything other than retarded.

/thread

>not wearing a piggyback protected, ultimate one piece thong bikini

the fridge has only herself to blame

A random nobody. Disappointing.

I was hoping it was Chlomo.

IS DAT SALSA STARCH?

literally who

what is that, a scar?

literally literally who ?

BANE?

if it was asr you wouldn't be able to see any pussy flesh or the ass hole it's a furzone down there

DUDE PUSSY SHOT LOL

actually laffd

it's a literal nobody. why does this keep getting posted?

faggot

kinda looks like chloe from the back. gonna keep pretending it is desu.

Fucking this. Someone post the bikini collage

Do girls like having their butts eaten out?

Dead girls don't seem to mind

thats a really nice butthole

how do you know

nice butthole whoever she is

Some do, some don't. Some think it too gross, others welcome it with relish. Some girls get so turned on just from getting their ass grabbed.

>this old as fuck pic
>retards here are too braindead to reverse search
This thread is a complete embarrasment. Delete it now so Sup Forums can still keep a bare minimum of dignity

This is something I've wanted to do but I worry about the bacteria/taste/smell, you know? So like, do I wait until just after she's had a shower?

If you eat out a girl's butt you'll get botulism and die

>So like, do I wait until just after she's had a shower?

Yes what the fuck man. You were considering not waiting until that?

>Botulism (Latin, botulus, a sausage)
>Sausagism
>For in sausagism, all are one and all are accepted.

yeah but, I feel weird demanding that she take a shower

Botulism?

If she wanted to eat your ass she'd want you to shower too friendo. Go into the shower and clean her asshole for her and then just start eating it man.

Yes. If she doesn't then drop that bitch

I miss being in a relationship where I can just clean somebody else's asshole all day :'''(

> i can tell its shopped by the asshole
> ive seen a lot of assholes

No. Hit it from behind but get a good look at the booty. If it looks clean might as well dig in since you're not really gonna bend down and do the smell test

oh but I would

That's why you never go ass to mouth.

I haven't eaten pussy or booty in over a year
Why should I go on bros

>over a year
FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT

tinder exist, friend

why did I have to be born a skinnyfat manlet bros

aim for short chicks, brah

Would've been funny if it was Chlomo and her brother, kek

>eat butts with relish

Like sweet pickle relish or corn relish?

Corn only.

Protip: Short girls want tall guys even more than normal girls do.

Manlets are fucked.

You'll never get to so i wouldnt worry about it

DELETE THIS NOW

The princess daughter of Cersei that was poisoned last season in Game Of Thrones??

In my experience girls are much cleaner than guys. Don't use your own swamp ass as a yard stick.

If the girl is hot, she probably has a very clean anus

Of course they do. Who wouldn't?

But you need to work up to it - ramming your tongue straight up her ass might freak her out. If you get a bitch turned on enough she'll be up for almost anything.

You start eating her pussy out and then give some long slow lick from her ass ti her clit. If she moans and responds well you know you can take it further.

Once she'sturned on enough you flip her onto her knees - face down, ass up - and bury your tongue in her asshole while you use your thumb to fuck fuck her pussy. She will cum like a rocket and you'll be a sex god to her.

>In my experience girls are much cleaner than guys.
Nah they just overcompensate bodily because they have drippy bleeding cesspits
My sisters and every friend's sisters I know are all messy pigs leaving clothes lying on the floor, hair in the sink/plughole, all their various insecurity purchases filling up sink/cupboard space.

They might leave a mess everywhere but their bodies are much cleaner.

Especially if she's hot. You can almost guarantee you could eat your dinner off her ass hole.

Lots of girls masturbate with their assholes too, so they have more reason to keep it clean.