Why is Aunt May so hot???!!!! WTF!

Why is Aunt May so hot???!!!! WTF!

She's living with a 15 year old boy who's always stressed

She has to make sure he gets his release

more importantly, why are you complaining

I heard she loves stocky bald men.

>you know peter, i don't think that Mary Jane or Gwen girl is right for you, you need a more mature woman in your life

Every past aunt may has been old and decrepit you can be sure it was marvel not SONY who made her hot

Poor Peter not being able to control his urges ;_;

No wonder he decides to fight crime and never stay home alone with her

>oh Peter you brought my lunch to my job you are such a sweet boy

>why are you in my bed aunt may
>you thought you could hide from me didn't you, peter? Now take off those pants...

Was there ever an incest angle in the comics?

>51
NOPE

>tfw we will never again see grandma aunt may telling off Normon for licking a piece of her cake

i noticed you threw in bald in there

Fag

lmao

That's probably why he calls her May instead of Aunt May in the movie, so he doesn't feel weird when he masturbates to her

>oh Peter thank you for rubbing me in my happy place

>imagine aunt may as black cat
>"You need a strong women to protect you peter".

She's 51 years old. This shouldn't be possible.

I bet she really makes him shoot his web.

>hey honey how was school today?

Can we harness the power of meme magic to put an incest angle in Spiderman?

I think we need a Xev Bellringer Aunt May / Peter movie

>Aunt May is 51 years old
>Peter is 15
GENIUS

>How can we get the audience to come see a SIXTH spider-man movie?

>51
Sorcery

>Peter you're young and fit, come help me with my exercises

CHRIST

Didn't Black Cat threw up when she found out Peter's a kid?

What flick is this from?

Reminder that Uncle Ben and Peter's Dad are brothers

POST MORE YOU FUCKS

holy shit bros

Why couldn't she have been my aunt?

>being such a youngfag you're just now learning Marisa Tomei is a goddess

ISHYGDDT

By advertising that spiderman is in it

>aunt may will never curl into bed behind you and slide your shirt off because "it's too hot for that"
>ywn feel her hard nipples press against your back while she hugs you from behind as one hand movies down the front of your pants and she kisses your neck

Look at her hands. You can always tell with their hands. She's got old lady hands.

No shit.. that is usually how aunts and uncles are (your parent's sister/brother).

My aunt was like 45 when I was 15.

Whereas my grandmas sister (my older aunt) is in her late 70s.

So yeah

>Aunt May gets a black boyfriend in the next SM movie

They're just worn from jacking off Peter so much

>tfw meme magic will make it happen

Nope she gets into a relationship with Tony

>you will never go skiing with aunt may and afterwards undress and cuddle up with her next to a hot fire.

;_;

R u dumb

The point is its not incest

...

>Peter how do you like my dancing?

nah they got to appear lgbt friendly so it will be with Black Widow

>its a Aunt Xev Parker episode

What did she mean by this?

:(

>Peter can you introduce me to that Prince of Wakanda guy you know he seems.....interesting

AUNT, I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. IM GOING TO - IM GONNA -

I would like to have sex with her.

>young girls will look up to Tomei for her role as Aunt May and will see this in her body of work

...

No, that Wakanda man is no good for you aunt.

>"M-May? I had a bad dream about goblins...c-can I sleep with you tonight May? I know I'm too old for this now....No I'm sorry. Forget I ever said anyth-"
>"No Peter! Of course you can sleep with your aunt."

Only allowable if it's Mack from AoS.

>don't be silly Peter Wakanda history is so interesting and........BIG. I just want to learn more and study tee hee.

>Peter gets a boner
>Aunt May confusingly sighs "Oh...Peter..."

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

What did you expect?

he'll never be able to sleep with that. and its not healthy to keep it up too long. shes gonna have to deal with it

>I'm so sorry aunt may, I didn't mean to...
>oh I know what you meant peter, and there's only one way to get rid of those things... *takes off panties

Fuck Aunt May!

This is the sexist SPIDERMAN ever on screen!!!

His cute mumbly voice!! His tight little body!!! The way he geeked out about meeting his heroes!! OH MY GOD

I want a obligatory Marvel shirtoff scene with him YESTERDAY!!! That is right now!

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>"Now Peter, I dont want you making a mess in my nice bed."
>*moves hand under covers*
>"Just release it all in my hand, sweety. Aunty'll clean it up for you."

Marcia, no!

I can't get harder, please stop this post is hurting my pee pee loving handjobs are my fetish.

>Just release it all in my mouth
ftfy

>May goes "Jesus, Peter...can't you...go the other way or something..."
>Peter "B-but...can i masturbate?"
>May "W-what?....oh my gawd...if it makes you sleep, alright, but try to not stain the sheets."
>Peter starts fapping with the force of the thousand suns, smelling May's hair and body heat
>May goes "C-can't you do it quietly? Jesus..."
>Peter whispers closer to her "o k...."
>cums like a river on her back

>Peter please you have to introduce me to Black Panther, Falcon and War Machine they seem so....interesting...

>Want to shoot webbings like Spider-man, Pete?

don't tell harry

any greentext stories where she gets fucked by a black bull with peter watching? thanks.

>aunt May why are you sliding down my pants?
>just relax peter and let your aunt handle this... Do you remember how I helped you learn how to ride a bike
>yes
>now I'm ride you honey

New Uncle Ben was a black man

This Aunt May's taste was very refined

I wonder if we will get flashbacks to ben?

Really curious to what he looked like in this reboot.

Prob some hunky latino man kek

>Mario Lopez as uncle ben

Hi Bryan

How's Fox reacting to your movie's reviews?

>May "Why...are you so haard? Just move away, i can feel your penis against my ass"
>Peter's heartbeat goes faster and his boner is poking harder in May's ass crack, puts a hand on her arm and quietly goes "y-you're so beautiful, May..."
>May knows she will need to do something with him now. This young boy has his needs and...she does too.

sup preppy. with great power comes great responsibility, wink wink.

>with great power comes great sodomy

>with great power comes great rape

>fires webbing at aunt may

Jon Hamm

Uncle Ben has to be George Costanza

>I'm becoming a man now, May. I think it's time we do it raw. Look, i got lube.

>"so like, when you got all these mad skills dog, you know what, you got like this big responsibility you know? you gotta look out for your homies bro, the little guys, know what im saying?"

May and Peter's mom are sisters. They married each other's siblings in-law.

>Peter I made you this pretend Spiderman suit. Now put it on and pretend to shoot your sticky webs all over my body

>Reilly
>Fitzpatrick
>sister
No

No agent Coulson will be Uncle Ben he is already dead it works.

>Millenial detected

It's a Seinfeld reference, kid.

coulson isnt dead

Peter and Aunt May weren in it for like 3 minutes total and they had better interaction and chemistry than 5 SONY produced Spiderman movies.

She's been top shelf milf material for awhile, actually at that age she's probably a gilf.

>he thinks the cinematic and TV show take place in the same universe

>I love that we're two freaks in the same family, May. Now...shall we begin?