Your country

>your country
>How are you improving your life in 2017?

I'll start.
Fitness:
>I am going to do 30 minutes of cardio per day with my heart rate at 160-180bpm to improve my heart health
>Continue lifting weights
>Track macronutrients more diligently
>Stick to a meme skin regiment I found on a Chinese dog-eating forum

Shekels:
>I am going to contribute at least another $30,000 to my portfolio in 2017
>Work at cultivating more shekels through freelancing in my spare time
>I will review my expenses every quarter and try to spot where I needlessly wasted money and how I can reduce my expenses without significantly affecting my quality of life
>I am going to maximize my time spent on productive activities

Social;
>I am going to start more conversations with people
>I am going to attend my University's toastmasters to improve my speech
>I am going to cut out people that don't benefit me out of my life by reviewing my contact list and who i spend most time with

I'm going to hang myself

This is my 2k17 goal as well

This

uh I'm just saving money desu.

my life is basically on pause thanks to my job, so I'm waiting until next year when I'm out to finally get back to socializing. lifting as we speak desu

This

I am going back to school

>growing hair out
>changing my diet
>taking up more jogging/aerobics/hula hooping/stretching
>waxing body to decrease body hair
>saving up money for laser hair removal
>tanning
>moving out from parents

If you guys don't mind - since you're going to die any way... Can you max out your credit cards to buy bitcoin and send it to me? Thanks.

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Best of luck in the afterlife.

gonna grow my hair out and stop watching porn

I seriously had a porn addiction

This

pls send mone

Get a job, loser.

I have one, but since you're going to die can you just send me your things

>growing hair out

w-why

Fuck off communist. My things belong to me and if i die they belong to my family.

I dunno which haircut I want to get but I don't want to have famous short Slav haircut either

I just had a semester of straight As and plan to carry that over to my next semester. I am going to lose weight, I've started the groundwork for that this fall. I'm going to ask that girl out.

>Make thread about how people will improve themselves
>Instead everyone talks about how they're going to commit suicide

Ah, this shitty board never changes.

Gas the juice

just get undercut senpai

keep exercising
keep learning a new language
take back my studies
find a job
settle all those medical issues

gonna do keto for 6 months because i gained 90 pounds over the last 2 years
either that or i will just kill myself

>because i gained 90 pounds over the last 2 years

holy fuck lmao

>kill myself
You don't even need to, just keep up your habits for another few years and you're sure to suffer a heart attack.

Cardio exercise and diet to decrease my testosterone levels etc to perfect my trap aesthetics. Also stopping being an alcoholic.

kys

...

good boy

kys tbqh

learning kraut
can't find any courses in my area though, so it'll all be private study

bump

kill yourself

hang yourself from a tree

you should be the one doing that considering youre a fucking leaf

>meme skin regiment
what do you mean?

I'm now eating 3 salads a week and I don't eat cake anymore for breakfast.

you're a fucking tree

1. USA

2. On fitness, Drop from 207 to 190 (at 6 ft), with a lower bf %. That's not too hard and can be done subtly with a couple days of exercise a week and just cutting down how much I eat by a few hundred calories a day. Social, I plan to go out more and fuck more grills. Shouldn't be too difficult. My uni has a 55-45 female to male ratio and I have a high success rate whenever I actually try. But I have crippling autism and don't really know where to go. Plan to fix that with more bourbon.

Why are leafs such bummers? This isn't even fun shitposting, this is just dull.

>ask how people will improve themselves
>everyone talks about sucking dicks or killing themselves

I didn't mean the opening post, I mean shit like this:

Zero memetic value or content, low energy. Sad!

What other responses are there to nonsense posts?

Nothing different. Just continue with my course and job
As well for lifting, don't think I have the time for heavy stuff

How about not responding at all? You got some actual responses here too, maybe build on those if you want to respond to something.

>How about not responding at all?

But i want to bump the thread at the same time

why do you ignore me

This leaf poster is the most boring poster in all of Sup Forums. He is an insecure loser who comes here to brag about having stuff that any normal functioning human being has.

>talking about what you plan to do is bragging

hmm really made me think
In what way is it bragging?

Fitness
>Burn another 5 kg of fat (burned 15 kg already since August)
>Gain 5 kg of lean muscles
>Join boxing class in addition to current weightlifting

Shekels
>Get a certification in my professional area
>Double my income by getting a new job
>Diversify my income by getting a second job I can do remotely and is payed in a foreign currency

Style
>Buy my first pair of raw denim
>Buy my first custom suit

Other
>Fuck at least 5 new girls
>Get mortgage for my own apartment
>Buy a car by the next winter
>Get back to learning Spanish

Sounds good Boris, good plan.

>I'm now eating 3 salads a week

This is not nearly enough, you amerifat.

I eat minimum 2 salads a day! Usually a Greek salad or Caprese at 4 PM and either Walfdorf or carrot salad in the evening.

jesus christ does this shit unironically help anybody?

I swear I could never understand the point of these meme self-help gimmicks. It's like the person who created this was deliberately trying to write as much text while communicating as little useful, concise and coherent information as possible.

I think it's pretty helpful.

>I swear I could never understand the point of these meme self-help gimmicks
You might just be retarded then.