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canada edition

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meme

sophie > cara

good post

>he took the hatbait

rats to a fiddle

cities and towns in europe

hmmm yes

I have the biggest willy of anyone in this general by far

Leftism.

fuck denmark

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daisy>sophie>cara

why the fuck did canada vote for this man

More people on the Faroe Islands than I thought

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canada is the scotland of north america, that's why

the vast majority of girls are shite at blowjobs lads

second for fuck denmark, tall FREAKS.

He said he'd legalise weed

is romania the only heavily urbanized country in the world that still manages to be uncivilized?

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NEED a slag gf

is this image real? Fucking hell.

me

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>first gf would always grind her teeth on my dick
>would never swallow and would constantly spit on the floor

had shower

made another te

10 years of tories

add mine in please la'

>is this image real?
no but it might as well be

Yes it is

stick with one until she gets good lad

it is. check his twitter

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Grimes desu

JUSTin Trudeau

fuck off murderer

bender

cuck

Cheers la would've missed this crucial advice x

business idea: disguise my penis as a tree

literally no need for all those shenanigans
>talk for a bit
>ask for number

np.reddit.com/r/AskEurope/comments/5loo60/would_like_some_advice_for_my_upcoming_trip/

ah yes

REMINDER: Redditflaggers FUCK OFF

Lads tell me how to find a gf when Im not in uni and live in the sticks

what's your number?

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in reddit.....things happen

>Beto is here

wish open TTD was like this

Greater London

kek

this

taking the train through London

why are you supposed to sip wine? shit is easier to guzzle than beer

The green letters...

this tbqh

why is wales dead?

t. redditflagger

Might have to turn them on now

>make a sincere question regarding safety of you and your loved ones

>THERE ARE NO GHETTOS THERE ARE NO GHETTOS THERE ARE NO GHETTOS RACIST RACIST RACIST BIGOT

fucking hell 'dit is a shithole

Willy and bollocks

Imagine if women bought you shit and worshipped you just to get pictures of your feet and then flicked the bean to those pictures

Women truly have it easy lads

its SC2k

Rate her

why would you have train tracks in such a tight space?

need one of these bad boys

thanks for introducing me to this specimen
many a wanks shall be had

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ermmm because he's a genius
youtube.com/watch?v=rRmv4uD2RQ4

That's Vietnam you stupid fucking leaf

white motherhood is the most precious thing in the world and we need to protect it

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terrible hat bait

Most people say it's because Stephen Harper was bad and it was time for a change of government

He's an actual fucking retard though, ever listen to him on TV? He can't make it through a sentence without stuttering. What's worse is that his stuttering only distracts from the autism that is his policymaking

Have you fucked her yet?

need to spaff down the back of her neck

justin trudeau doesn't look remotely canadian. he is a frenchi mong and I am surprised he has a yank accent at all

literally did that and got rejected, i vomited from fear beforehand haha

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honestly think I could science with the best of them

Would your first reaction in this situation not be to grab the arm of the guy grabbing your shit

what is traffic simulation even like in that game

we just need a sane Tory leader with an ounce of personality

bbc.co.uk/news/business-38497898

Looks like Ford took Trump's threats about tariffs seriously

kek. so butthurt

ummm sweetie you cant "look canadian"....

try again rorke :)xx

>nationalities

irrelevant racist tosh desu

youre not really welcome but ok

I fucking love science

Spoiler that hog

DAE fucking love science?

>Learn her patterns and schedule
This was easy in my case, since she was in my uni course. She had different classes though, so some days I had to make an excuse to stay behind for a few extra hours to get the same train as her. The classes that I shared with her, I'd make a note of roughly where she'd sit in each one and then sit somewhere in the surrounding area. Never directly where she would sit, just maybe a row or two behind or infront. This also allowed me to initiate mild contact when the sign-in sheet was passed around (which also meant she got to learn my name even before we spoke), since I got to be the one handing it to her or receiving it from her, which let me flash her a nice small etc.

>Be noticeable
I'm a huge cunt, so this one came naturally to me, because I stand out anyway. But sometimes I'd let my hair get soaked on the way in just to catch her attention with a shake of my head or running my hand through it as if getting it out of my eyes, even though my hair isn't long enough to get in my eyes.

>Don't look busy
This was how I got her talking to me. Every single day I'd be on the same train with her with my earphones in, standing in more or less the same spot. This time, I went without the earphones. Luckily for me, she was running late for the train and had to sprint to make it. So she was doubled over in front of me trying to catch her breath and when she looked up, I offered her a smile and she broke the silence with "Nearly didn't make that there" and then we were off.

Most importantly though:
>Make sure she thinks it was all her idea
From what I gathered later down the line. She thought she was going out of her way to become my friend. She remembered specifically one day in which I was soaked to the bone and arrived late to class which made her notice me for one reason or another. Naturally, that was intentional.

tl;dr
>be near
>smile
>be seen
>be visibly approachable
>pretend you're not stalking

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

fantasising about the work oneitis sitting on my face and forcing me to drink her piss

not a molecule

yea then you'd break it in half and jump on the back of the motorcycle, placing your hands around the drivers neck and breaking it

mongoloid

this made me wet

previous government sucked

very basic
but its still the best Sim City game desu

wynne is hopefully going to make ontario vote for whoever offers them salvation from liberal corruption and incompetence

his grandfather was from Catalonia

Yeah why?

piss is the gentleman's fetish