Go to movies

>go to movies
>most important decision is what you do at the Remix machine
wat do you get?

Cherry Vanilla Coke

Water

>go to the movies
>the Willa Wonka inspired orange soda waterfall is out of order

root beer obvi

>giving in to the soda Jew
it cost like .15 cents to them

Anything but water is degenerate.

>tfw we don't have these in Finlan
We truly are 3rd world

A lot of normal coke then a little bit of vanilla coke turn a wee bit more normal coke

>arrive at theater with my Regal-approved Drink Pants
>realize the theater is AMC
>no fill station for my Blueberry Sprite compartments
>start crying
>guard notices me
>confiscates my Drink Pants
>now bottomless
>without the washable diaper lining I end up peeing on the seat during Civil War
>get thrown out for crying too loud

Spiderman was cool

Medium Mr Pibb

>not bringing a hip flask of 10 year + single malt scotch

Reminder this website is for over 18s only

Coke Zero with raspberry flavor.

>he drinks alcohol

Hello plebito.

I have to drive home pham

this baka desu senpai

Peach mello yello

V------- This guy is disappointed that it doesn't have a cum flavor enhancer so he can add it to his sprite

Nothing because im not degenerate

Who /peachsprite/ here?

>he doesn't leave near Alamo Drafthouse where they can order 20 different beers, have access to a full bar, and food brought to them

Just kill yourself senpai. This goes to all europoors automatically but that always goes without saying.

>go the movies
>the staff shoos me away from the butter dispensers after they caught me drinking straight from the nozzle

>leave
Looks like someone didn't go to bed.

Differently flavoured piss.