True story. She says it's one of the worst movies that she ever watched. One day, right before our sex I played her a music from the docking scene, and then I said to her:
>Docking Is not possible?
>No. It's necessary.
As I slowly approached with my penis.
We haven't had sex for a week.
I fisted my girlfriend, thought you'd find that neat.
>choosing to be there for a girl
Obnoxious actions, obnoxious results.
Well, I can completely understand why some might not like this. It's drawn out and sometimes confusing but atleast I appreciate this film.
your gf sounds like a cunt tbqh
your girlfriend is right. you don't deserve her , you reddit shit lover
>We haven't had sex for a week.
Have her watch 2001, then fuck her when she falls asleep from boredom.
>girlfriend
She sounds like a loser. Not for not liking Interstellar (though I question her taste) but not having a sense of humor. Ditch her. Find one that likes your favorite movies and fucks you all the time.
Typical woman. She hates it because movie shows how men can travel thru galaxy and time, risking their lives to save their loved ones. Women know they would barely find strength to lift their asses from the couch so they hate the movie. Also Brand is over 120 and still looks young - jellousy.
>inb4 she lives on OP's computer screen
Why don't Nolan movies get shit on for being preteniously philosophical?
are you an actual reddit poster
I can't tell if this is ironic or not
I can't even go balls deep in mine
And my John is average at best
Feels bad mang
>My girlfriend hates Interstellar
Stopped reading there.
She has good taste, maybe she should dump you.
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send help pls
I don't know whats ironic or not anymore
are these posts also ironic?!
My girlfriend loves Taxi Driver. After our roleplay it became her favorite movie. We re enacted the window-watching scene.
Sat in a cab for 30 minutes while some black guy rammed my girl. Cost me 50 dollars, faux-beard and eyebrows excluded.
It's like an ok space action movie, but nothing remarkable, who cares if she didn't like it?
Why would you let a black guy headbutt your gf for thirty minutes?
In the movie scorsese talks about killing his wife and the black guy
Only got half-way through the monologue before the cab driver threatend to beat my ass with his nightstick
>not having a gun
Dummy
>My girlfriend hates Interstellar
You girl friend is the true cinephile. I wish she was mine.
You need to prepare yourself. You need to watch some real sci-fi films.
I wish my gf hated Interstellar.
whats the deal with her vagina?
It's a shit movie though she's right.
Hasn't it crossed your mind that she's not a film critic or a fan of movies?
I cant go all the way in either, were both super fact and get too tried from trying to move all the fat out of the way so we just go to sleep.