Wake up

>wake up
>look out window
>see this

what do

create thread

shit post on reddi/tv/

pee on them

Wonder why anyone would set up a nigger attraction pole on his property.

make a Sup Forums was right thread right before I die

make sure dakota fanning isn't anywhere near me

I don't want to hear her fucking screaming constantly

find the nearest 10/10 to rape and kill

fat shot of dope and coke .. sit back and watch the show

rape everyone in the house


everyone

Correct answer senpai

Tell Pedro to clean the fucking windows properly.

Going out Top Dog user?

>find the nearest 10 year old to rape and kill

ftfy

I don't have a window

not a bad choice either

>successfully accomplish your rape and kill mission
>while you were doing that, loser aliums quickly got defeated
what do?

May as well keep raping and killing

Blow into my vuvuzela as hard as I can to challenge it.

go back to bed

rape and kill witnesses

also rape the ayy lmao corpses too

Jerk off over it, killing it instantly. These dumbass aliens come down here without biosuits or testing the atmosphere. They got no chance against my jizz.

Didn't the invasion in that movie last like a week?

I guess I'd have to stay inside and browse Sup Forums for a week without going outside haha

just like every other week ;_:

Jajaja

Oh no user, the ayyy lmao cut your power and interweb!

wat do

>HEY REMEMBER THAT OLD MOVIE?

This

I've survived a week without going out before on oats and canned foods just because I couldn't bother walking 5 minutes to the grocery store

Wake up and shitpost on cuntchan.

war of the worlds is the best movie in the world

read books

Find the nearest car and camp out in Central Nevada

Fuck it. Fuck it long and hard.

What an odd thing to say. It's so juvenile- and I don't say it in the pejorative way. Let's believe you're 12 and holds truly this opinion

I print screencap and print good threads from Sup Forums out into a catalog I keep for when I can't browse.

reddit

>take a picture of it with phone
>post it on Sup Forums
>go on pc to reply with a picture of CIA
pic related

Yes, of course you come from there, don't need to say it out loud. Still, what an exotic lil thing you seem to be.