Perfect directors don't exi—

Perfect directors don't exi—

>that towel

lmao

your sentence got cut off, what were you gonna say?

>that fucking towel

I love you Refn.

Is that a sniper up ther-

That autism towel

You know what needs to be done.

TAKE IT OFF

>SMASHBOX

they read my mind!

it's his "power blanket"

i love him for that too

wish i can work with him some day

Kino blanket*

If this autist can make it, then so can we!

Don't let your dreams be dreams!

whos the guy in the back? denzel washinton?

is there any version of a response you won't try to twist into something even more retarded?

Perfect women don't exi-

you can by looking at the fingers

Why do you talk about 'perfect women' and post a 5/10 to illustrate your point? Seems contradictory

delete this

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Elle is 10/10

She looks so soft
>ywn cuddle with her

Is he cosplaying as Roronoa Zoro?

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suicide yourselves

Are you blind?

>Refn will never mentor you
>Refn will never autistically lecture you on film history

>smashburger

Are you? She's an angel.

Anyone got that webm where hes talking about filming sex and climax or something and gooseman is just smirking at the camera man

why is she so cute

Damn, he lost some weight. He must be so stressed. That's good. His best films were made when he was in stressful situations.
>Made Pusher 2 when he was financially broke and in debts
>Made Drive, knowing it will be his first film with an American cast since his splendid disaster called "Fear X"
>Made OGF knowing that people expected something as great as Drive

Stop your gonna get my thread deleted you waifu dummies


But yes elle is perfect

she looks like so average even with the good haircut, top tier makeup and expensive clothes...

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You do realize that ironic cinegrids are meant for bad films right?

This will be a good film, so go ahead and delete this please.

>my thread
>my
>''''my'''
LMAO

refn is too far up his own ass.

He is literally one of my favorite directors. Not memeing.

Seems like he'd be hilarious to hang out with IRL too.

>no figure
>skinny as a rail
>pale af
>piggish snout
>attractive
sure bud

why is he wearing a towel?

He is autistic

Says it keeps his energy.
He's really superstitious and believes in ghosts and tarot readings.

pawg?

that means there's hope for me?

Not unless you're the son of two established film directors

Only if you're a high-functioning

>wake up
>drink cold coffee eat cold pizza
>post on /cgl/ for a few hours
>go out
>forgot to hem dress
>some faget took pics

fml

MY BLANKY WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BLANKY

Source of his power.

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I'm close enough

>attend dramatics arts class
>throw table
>isn't dramatic enough
>get expelled

>tfw will be in LA region for the release
wish me luck in running into Elle

Will Neon Demon be his magnum opus?

It will be the most booed film in the history of Cannes.

Tell me about Refn
Why does he wear the towel?

>converting a refn to b&w to make it look like a better film
Regardless of the film's quality, about the only assured fact is that the cinematography will be amazing partially down to its striking, vibrant colours

This is the equivalence of photoshopping lens-flare into the Tree of Life for the same reason

>Making Drive, Refn announced each new take with the words: “Let’s fuck.” Now, it is: “Violence, motherfuckers!” Eventually, Braier catches the bug. Asked if she is ready, she glances up from the monitor: “Ready, motherfuckers.”
Is this guy a real life meme?

>converting a refn to b&w to make it look like a better film

Since when is that at thing? Films in original black and white are specifically shot to look good using that color scheme. Turning a color-shot film into a black and white just ruins 99% of the shots in them. I suppose a director could structure their films to look good in both color and black & white, but I doubt any modern filmmaker actually does that (though some may have done it in the past when Technicolor was being developed).

That's what his point was.

Learn to interpret meme arrows, bro.

Read the rest of his fucking post for starters.

yes

Did you fail at reading comprehension or just knee-jerk thinking someone was hating on your post, kid?

You're not gonna try to stomp her head in are you user?