/biz/ edition
/brit/
cara
1st for best king of england
anime
made a fair amount off currency speculating during the brexit fiasco 2bh
got caught by the new thread so resposing:
dear God,
thanks for everything. i'm sorry for my sins, and i pray you will forgive me for them. thanks for having jesus die on the cross for me. i pray that a big breasted, very cute japanese or korean girl will become my girlfriend soon.
in your name i pray,
amen
Average college age leftists
teach me your ways
me on the left
Asian friend said that Britain was the most culturally boring country in Europe last night
Anyways, how's it foing?
put it in the pokie machines and choose findo on where's the gold
i will
as soon as the pound plummeted i bought as many as i could afford
will probably sit on them for 2-3 years
being a CEO doesn't require skills, but it is certainly demanding
CEOs have more sociopaths than any other profession
>It's a "business students learn what exponential growth is" episode
laffing at how proud they are of understanding middle school math and thinking it justifies their overpriced salaries
Tell him to fuck off back to his own dump then.
it requires an immense amount of managerial skill and the ability to come up with novel solutions to existing problems and problems that will arise as a result of current activity
good post
It's just about manipulating people
>as soon as the pound plummeted
>i bought as many as i could afford
>will probably sit on them for 2-3 years
But its going to go WAAAY down by then fool, probably to equal or less than the euro
*sticks me arse in your face*
business idea: do a business course
everything from the top down is just "work harder"
fuck off runt
>
trade secret
should have bought FTSE
are you 45yo slightly plump woman?
business idea: water bottles that are bio degradable
business idea: sell legal drugs to addicts
off to work
Those stocks wont be worth anything either when they cant export
>tfw every movie I used to watch with my ex she would get so bored and start sucking my dick during the movie
Was she a pleb?
business idea: work hard and get a million dollar salary
These are true
What's even better is to own the company and pay people like the CEO to make money for you
It's literally at a record high at the moment.
*inhales deeply*
i want to be the one that brings my family name into prestige
how do i do it
If the answer is 'Jews', what is the question?
business idea: sell bio degradable water bottles to millionaire drug addicts
If you earn a wage you arent winning in capitalism
they just give comparatively large wages to the smart/talented people to keep them happy
if that were true then they wouldn't be employed
what I scream in my sleep.
Thats because people know its going to move with brexit, they are just inflating it until it crashes and then they will pick the bones clean
Indeed lad
I'll give you £20k for a stake of 85% of the company
business idea: marry a jewish girl
...
just a light brekkie this morning
wish I never knew you
Even if you're right, you still should have bought FTSE.
Which was the point.
Markets exist outside of the EU and as the third world continues its slog towards first worldom they will require more and more imports
you dont get employed for your skills
you get employed for who you know
fuck off liberal arts runt
be yourself
>Charles Manson is dead
fuck 2017
tfw I'm a business major rn
:^(
my great aunt is one of the women he murdered you edgy prick
business school is only worth going to if you use it primarily as a networking platform with academics taking a backseat to that
Naila and her three friends from London.
youtube.com
>my great aunt is one of the women he murdered you edgy prick
interesting that
*walks away and rambles incoherently about a race war in my shack*
just buy low sell high and you'll be making plenty of money brah
No point telling us that now, how about you tell us what we should buy NOW, and why.
Import what? "Financial instruments" based on their banking sector which is located there because they are in the EU?
>brexit delusion
That'll never happen so long as you post on /brit/ at 2am
plenty of people get employed for their skills you won't get hired as a CEO just because of who you know if you don't have a long track record of success preceding that
anyone who thinks brexit will hurt the economy doesn't understand economics
>wallstreet finance douchebag: 300k starting, 1 million end of year bonus
>cancer researcher: 100k starting
its about value adding, bro!
was planning to go to law school after, I didn't want a meme liberal arts degree so I did business
I have a full ride scholarship so I'll be debt free through undergrad
>if you don't have a long track record of success preceding that
and how do you think they got that long track record
look for emerging tech imo.. which ever company will be the big brand behind 3D printing for example.
Just need to wait for one to come to the forefront.
oil will be the biggest thing they'll be importing and britain has oil
not as much as the US or russia but it's there
also britain has been a worldwide financial hub long before the EU was even dreamed up
imagine going to school for anything other than business/economics
I've read tons of articles about how businesses don't want to expand into the UK if they do a lot of business with other EU countries. Brexit makes the UK less attractive to companies.
But none of that matters really, everything depends on the deal that May makes with the EU, and the degree to which the UK can retain access to EU trade.
capitalism? nah not a fan
got offered a job for 500k starting with no experience at my dads company but turned him down because I'm going to become a professional video-game athlete
I already play CS:GO and Overwatch for like A LOT, almost 3 hours a day so it should be no problem.
Interesting thanks
damn this just changed my life
business idea: stay in bed until 7:25 and leave for work at 7:30
investing heavily in this plan
BUY!!! BUY!!! BUY!!!
Absolutely hao ling
that would give me so much anxiety
don't buy
hmmmmmmmmm
rorke?
SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!
Why didn't you invest in bitcoin
by working hard and being talented
you can't just manifest success out of thin air
take for instance the current CEO of goldman sachs
he was born into poverty and through hard work got into harvard and was able to get in with a firm due to his excellent marks at uni and after working hard and being successful there he went on to goldman where he again worked his way up
because I was stupid and thought it was a scam
I remember seeing the first bitcoin threads pop up on Sup Forums years ago
still kick myself to this day
me
>Why didn't you invest in bitcoin
because it was a meme
just because it went up a lot for a while doesn't mean you'd actually be able to sell out and get your money from it.
liquidity means more than value
i got offered so fucking many of them for tf2 items and i said no. i calculated the net worth of them to be a little over 100 k at their peak hahahahahahahaha KILL ME
made 3 grand.
>I dont like pineapple on pizza
good post
Wednesday Challenge: Say something really racist.
Got in late then?
Brother, you have an abundance of oats. Just a smidgen please brother? I am feeling quite famished. I need some oats brother.
enjoying this thread
need a harem of skanky Indian girls
need a slightly emo/goth gf who doesnt like going out but still retains most normie girl features
Got in fairly early but underestimated it.
If I'd known it would peak the way it did.. corr, still.. happy days.