Ummmm

Ummmm
Tis the pinnacle of German beer

thats the cheapo way of getting drunk for people that just care about the alcohol per dollar they get
THIS is the pinnacle of German beer

>Heineken
>German

I will rape your fucking face.

SMALL

Heineken is shit.

Hertog Jan masterrace.

FOAMY

wrong

BEER

All the most well known lager brands are quite bad. Lager in general is shit-tier anyway, ale is where it's at.

Best beer coming through

>Augustiner
Among my favorites. You, Sir, have a good taste.
If you have a well-sorted beer store near you: try a Jever the next time.
Tho both can hardly compete with modern German craft beers.

What's Sup Forums drinking tonight?

Today I'm drinking the slutty-but-still-decently-hot-friend of Belgian beers.

Tea, it's 9:15 AM

>artois
thought it was tsingtao when tried first time

No, it's 2:20am. Even if it was around 9 in the morning, aren't you German? Isn't drinking beer kinda your thing? Or are you a "kein Bier vor Vier" type?
>mistaking Stella for Japanese piss beer
Seriously, if your beer can't stand against even American piss, it shouldn't be considered beer.

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>Heineken
>German
reeeeeee

(Jij)

/thread

I'm a >you hunting faggot, it would seem.

Here's your rightful >you, Hans.

Fuck I'm a little drunk.

not a fan of "-ators", but you might like pic related

nobody else likes this one?

I think it's fucking glorious

Stop speaking in tongues, mister.
Please have this formidable Störtebeker Atlantik-Ale.

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