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Bon matin les amis

School in a few hours, lads

Slightly nervous

I have been fighting going to the doctor for months because I don't want a man or anyone to look inside my ass. Todays the day though.

I can fill your ass if you want to

Bonjour

What's wrong with you bud?

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Anal fissure

>tell my doctor I want a prostate exam
>he says no and tells me I'm making him feel uncomfortable
What do they even pay you for

Jesus what are you waiting for? If you're asshole is tearing up fuck shame get to the doctor.

darkness can't reach me

>darkness can't reach me

you cannot defeat me

I always wanted to buy a car that was involved in some historic event, but everytime I find a car that was involved (even in german history), the models are either rancid as fuck, or extremly expensive. Even a shitty Audi 100 seems to be out of my reach at the moment.

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Coke > Pepsi

Hey! Thats me on the right!

I am rather ashamed to admit that I have completely forgotten how to dance. Where could my ability to dance have gone? We'll never know for certain. If there's one thing we can know, it's that I have lost everything with the disappearance of my ability to dance, along with hope. There is nothing left for me in this world or life, and there could never be.
So farewell my friends, my time has come
to leave this world behind.
Remember the days when our friendship begun,
this nightfall has taken my sight.
So take the fear from me,
queen of the stars,
lady of dance.
Bring back the joy to me,
hear my voice that calls your name
in the night

I want a Grill Chease

nice observation

Wow you're a modern day Sherlock!

>USA
you're a modern day Shylock!

not sure how to take this development

I like to drink milk using licorice as a straw, what's it to ya? Got problemo with that, friendo? Olé!

>sucking long black tubes until white creamy liquid comes out
don't think I'm the one with a problem my dude

So when are you getting /fit/, cum?

I don't use black licorice you stupid swine.

I'd rather not have my heart explode

I was planing on getting back into my routine this week (nothing to do with new years, just finally got the inspiration and gumption back and it happened to be now)

but then I mangled my leg falling down a flight of stairs so I can't

>supplements
forgot test E and tren
>routine
no Sauna in Thailand(1xFailure)

>using black licorice

it takes two to defecate

>connectacuck

I want to but I dont know how to cook.

why do you haunt me phantom?

>400g cottage cheese
How can you even eat this much?

let me teach you how to cook

I really need some ramen right now desu

In a curry mood myself

to where does the wind blow?
no one knows

it's blowing NW right now dummy

dumb bullies

does anybody think we'll see a solar flare or asteroid hit Earth in our lifetime?

has it reached its destination? do you know?

yes

show me

Buy a Honda Civic.

No, you need to find that for yourself

>honda

I'll probably end up with something like this. The condition of the cars from 1945-1995 won't improve, neither will their prices drop.

How do i prevent oil from bursting into a flame?
Because that happened once and I almost burned my house down.

don't dance around the cooking oil
if you dance while it's cooking a flame will burst

What the heck man I thought you wanted to help me

I am helping you
no dancing = no flame

Wooly bully

bit dead here desu

None of the best coasters are awake yeti

Do you think Baja is still asleep?

Business idea: Found a company called Rocket Stove for advanced wood stoves in Tennessee and make their commercial jingle to the tune of the Osborne Brothers song:

ROCKET STOOOOOVE, YOU'LL ALWAYS HEAT
HOME SWEET HOME FOR MEEEEE

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Maybe
>ywn cuddle in bed with Baja

Does Baja sleep naked because of the heat?

u-uh that's a bit lewd

Also it's pretty cold in tj right now

Good morning, /cum/

It's 48°Freedom here

Good morning Baja

>pro women propaganda
Honestly, I like the US, but why the fuck do the people force this shit so hard?

DO NOT MISS THE CHANCE TO BLOW

BajaChan is no better than CB and Aidsy. Ban any attentionwhore that doesn't simply post as Anonymous.

Why are you so anti women?

>comfy as fuck
>day off
>rain/snow all day
>don't have to go anywhere
>fresh re-up in the piece
>overwatch Ranked winstreak

Todays gonna be really great, I can feel it.

ohayou

No

It's not so different from most developed countries.

Why do you force WE WUZ shit on everyone else so hard?

Students are back to school. huh?

How are you?

I'm in class rn /:

I'm not anti-women, I just don't want to hear how "superior" they are, because that's bullshit, at least here.

I never heard a comercial that began with something like: "Most people who got a degree are women, women are now in the army, and generals etc." It's nice to know, but seriously, why would you do something like this, if they were men nobody gave a damn.

I don't know what you mean atm.

How do you even get a qt grill to cuddle with you without having any money?

Not bad, might grind in War Thunder or play some Deus Ex. How's life?

What commercial? I've never seen something like that on TV.

not bad I'm a bit hungry 2bh but the place I want to get food from isn't open yet

Ground forces or Air?

cuddle with a struggle

Just get a job so you can pay for escorts

meant for bah hah air, haven't played ground much at all

Every German poster is offended if someone says bad shit about black people, all the while cuckposting and posting about how the Egyptians were black. That's what I mean.

Should I care? No. But for a country being seemingly shit on by migrants I'm curious as to why you're so desperate to defend them.

have a long dong

Something against hard diseases. But I feel stupid now, because I realized why they did it so never mind.

same what are your main planes?

But there's no passion in it if it's not cuddling with a grill who just really wants to cuddle

You can't have everything you want in life kiddo

It doesn't help much if you can't show anybody.

I couldn't care less about your opinion on black people. You'll have your reasons to like them or not.

I beg to differ

>How's life?
It's the same like any other day.

*heart disease
fuck.

But why do you guys defend them so much?

are traps gay?

Just caught up to tier III in English research, so a few Spitfires, a Hurricane, and a Typhoon. I'm trying to get a P-51 in the American tree, but I made the mistake of investing in the naval fighter branch (F3F, F4F, etc.) and those planes suck so much. I just got a P-40U and it's slightly better than the F4F but the P-40U unfortunately has pretty bad acceleration. I'm always tempted to default back to a Spitfire.

That could mean many things.

AB or RB

Do you have any plans for today?