Let's say Seinfeld was on the air today. What would some of the episodes be like?

Let's say Seinfeld was on the air today. What would some of the episodes be like?

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Reading advice animal memes aloud to each other

jerry gets an ipad

Based George gets caught invading a girl's "safe space".

Thatd be a good Kramer scene. Im tryin to get BRAUDS Jerry, BRAUUUDSSSSAH

kramer is enamored with his many new guy "friends" from grindr but doesn't realize they're gay

Jerry gets tinder and kills George and Elaine and then himself

jery get ipad

>george gets catfished
>jerry gets into an ebay bidding war
>kramer rolls in with the thing jerry wanted and says he got it for a buck in the thrift shop
>elaine complaining about taking the dick

George starts to admire Donald Trump for his comb over and becomes a full fledged Trumpeter, feuding with Elaine who supports Hillary

Kramer insists the best candidate is some 3rd party meme candidate no one has heard of

jry gt ipad

HE'S A NIGGER

j g i

wouldn't it be really funny though if jerry went to an apple store and bought one of those ipads? think of all the crazy stuff he'd get up to :'D

TELL ME ABOUT THE IPADS

>Kramer gets a hoverboard
>it explodes and he gets Jacky to sue

It's funny that a huge part of the plot devices were the fact that cell phones weren't ubiquitous back then. Them being split up or not knowing some crucial detail about something or someone that would now be solved instantly over text would take some of the fun out of it.

>Jerry receives a selfie with the face blurred out
>starts sharing it with George and Kramer
>George falls in love with the selfie
>George finds out it's Elaine
>George falls in love with Elaine
>Kramer does something wacky

>George starts dating a trap
>he cant get over the penis, but doesn't want to be seen as intolerant by breaking up ether
>Elaine starts dating a FTM
>she quickly grows tired of no penis, and starts hooking up with George's trap

>what's the deal with ipads? there are no hpads, no jpads? what's going on here??

This is often mentioned, but always wrong.

Even if one of the four knew some time sensitive information important to another, they would still withhold it.

For the most part it was just a plot device to have one of the characters present when the information was revealed.

definitely reminds me of the one where elaine leaves the sexy voicemail and there's the shot after they all discover it's her where she looks up and all 3 guys are smiling at her

Newman binge reads GotT so he can spoil it for Jerry whose an HBO fag.

Its called Curb Your Enthusiasm.

haha this one is actually pretty good

>you were MAKING OUT during the red wedding?? Jerry how could you??

this

>coffee shop gets a popular yelp review and becomes incredibly busy, lineups to enter
>Kramer find out Newman made the review
>Newman agrees to change his review, in exchange for a date with Elaine

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>George gets revealed in the Ashley Madison hack
>Jerry starts ordering items online, but they never come because Newman is stealing them
>Soup Nazi comes back with a food truck
>Kramer starts vaping
>Puddy breaks up with Elaine after she buys an electric car

some of these are gold

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"You have to start manscaping, Jerry. Women dig the manscape!"

"What do I look like, a vegetable garden? If I start manscaping do I have to wear the mandatory tube top?"

Jerry: "I just can't bring myself to vote for Bernie Sanders." George: "He's the first Jewish candidate for president! Why would you NOT vote Sanders?" Jerry: "He's the first Brooklyn Jew to run for President, that's the difference."

*Kramer runs in* "Hey Jerry George want to make America great again?"

They already did the Newman/Jerry GF thing tho

>It's a Sup Forums tries to act funny creating parody episodes of Seinfeild while completely failing episode

jerry get ipad

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Jerry loses his job because feminists close down all his comedy gigs

Always Sunny

>George is convinced he wants to be Transgender after breaking up with his girlfriend

Trump was already famous by the time Seinfeld was on the air

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no that would be Kramer

>george buys an iPad
>can't even turn it on
>'this thing's just like the women I date!'

this is painful to read... how is this supposed to be funny?

>Kramer, you can't b-
>THIS IS MY MOMENT JERRY! DON'T TRY TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!

something tells me u didnt use fyad??

no idea what that is, what am i missing that makes this account funny?

It would be Big Bang Theory.

nvm. weird twitter is p much the folks who used to post on fuck you and die (something awful subforum)

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Curb isn't on air today, idiot.

What?

congrats errybody

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