Essential Chad-core?

Essential Chad-core?
Preferably Highschool/Uni Chad but adult Chad is also fine

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I'm ace but even I admit those are some good looking men

They are getting laid literally 24/7

same...fucking christ

Not another teenage movie

hi Ace, I'm dad

Finally. More?

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basic af faces if you ask me

>tfw your dad wasn't there to help you become a chad
fuck you dad

Friday Night Lights obviously

Come on tv we all wish we looked that good

>tfw you're a chad born in a girls body

slasher flicks are the only good chad movies

this
except mine was but he did never teach me how to drive, play guitar or tie my shoes

>he never learned how to play guitar
Motorcycle, boxing, drums/guitar. There how to get laid 14-21

100% truth

unless boogie nights counts as one

guitar is the one of the easiest instruments to learn

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You think those guys get good jobs when they graduate?

They probably didn't get in the NFL but they went to USC but probably only because of their athletics....

a lot of them get brain damage and shit,same with cheerleaders.its p.sad tbqh.

His name is even Chad

post your feet NOW

cheerleaders don't get brain damage

This but i just turned 22 what do i need to learn to get laid in this new age bracket?

they do when they're date raped at frat parties

Is "Chad" an epic new le maymay or am I late?

You've clearly never browsed /r9k/ but thats a good thing

A good job

this picture triggers me

cheerleaders actually have a high rate of injuries because they are pretty much doing gymastics in front of a crowd full of screaming fanatics.

Lift, dress well, be charismatic
Lie about where your career heads.

Yeah, I never really got what /r9k/ was for/about. Is a chad just a jelly inducing dudebro or is there more to it?

make me a sandwich dad

At least i wont have all those concussions

/r/ing the pic of the cheerleader kissing the football player with the crying nerd in the background

too bad I'm past that age and only learned to tie my shoes

Cool thanks user

How is such a thing even possible?

Any guy that isnt a basement dwelling autist and can get laid at least once

The guys in the OP are the most extreme

> tfw I promised I would change in 2016
> rejected from college
> can't get a job
> too depressed to learn an instrument
> 2 months since I shaved
> 2 weeks since I left home

1. Go outside
2. Stop fapping
3. Supplement Zinc

do drones drop off groceries for you?

>tfw you and the lads at wizardchan started using the term Chad while watching mst3k
>it is now a thing all over the Internet
wew, is this how pro memers feel all the time?

Have* then

Could be because
>chad dad
>not connecting to any female family or friends on a emotional level
>hormone imbalance

That guy on the far right was in my community college class.

I'm also a manlet so I eat very little
I would enter a gym too but I can't afford it since I have no job

>all the stories about reddit's obliviousness are true
kys yourself

How about a rowing machine? Not that expensive and full body workout

Join the military. Sounds like you'd fit right in.

I meant you can get them cheap used/second hand. They're actually very expensive

Heathers

>tfw his description fits me
>been thinking about joining the military
I qualify for officer's career. Should I?

But you dont have a degree

reeee

Not sure what you mean. German here. Army would pay my college if I can explain them why I spent 4 years at college not taking a single class

The one on the left looks like he has down syndrome or something.

Oh in USA i think you need a degree to be a commissioned officer

i have isolated myself because of this,so i really don't see the point in killing myself anymore since i merely exist.

*waves wand*

You're a sandwich dad

I thought she had two heads from the thumbnail

But half the point of chad is the HEIGHT FACE and FRAME

Oh sorry I thought you were a white knight. Don't pretend to be special you failure lot of girl's are "one of the guys" make some friends or kill yourself whatever. Also stop browsing or posting here snowflake
jk pls be my gf

*browsing reddit or posting here

That's some gentle comedy, dude.

Ha! Your problem is that you just lack confidence bro! You just have to be yourself and girls will come to you. Trust me bro, it's worked for me for years!

>rejected from college

why not go to a state/community college?

>we will never see a cfb dynasty team as fun as USC in the mid 00's

I've carefully studied the Chad, these are some of the movies they love.

Neighbors, Marvel, and Jurassic World shouldn't be included in this list.

/r/ing the gif/webm of that white girl who's some kind of staff member on a football team literally creaming her panties when a black player walks past her

That's the worst list ever

And you're retarded

Chads like Kevin Smith? or just Jay and Silent Bob?

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Miami Hurricanes was funnier

also Oregon is pretty fun

Add John Wick & im comfy breh

>also Oregon is pretty fun
I didn't realize you could be a dynasty with 0 (zero) natties.

>Oregon
>Dynasty

They've blown every chance they've had on the big stage.

Bow down to the Crimson Tide kings. Saban wins at least one more in the next three years for the cherry on the top.

No, enlist. You can't led men in your current state.

oregon never won dick

miami was good for 1- 2 seasons tops. 01 team was GOAT

Alabama is extremely boring and dry

>tfw didn't get enough testosterone in puberty

Why did my parents let me sit there playing video games? Why not make me do something physical FUCK i was a dumb fucking kid

it's a tie between this and anchorman

t. played sports in high school

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Pretty much just a dudebro, yeah

you're so fucking right

every polo wearing frat faggot who dated stacy loves these goddamned movies

the 90s were the high point in baggy clothing

this and Hangover were definitely the two big favorites when I was in high school

Superbad too

>tfw instinctively broke eye contact

>every polo wearing frat faggot who dated stacy loves these goddamned movies

if i dated stacy and wear polos but wasn't in a frat am i still a faggot?

They look like twinks not chads.

bama will be looked at as the 90's cornhuskers
>extremely boring
>extremely good
>never talked about again

Miami in the late 90's/early 00's had
>chimpouts
>the most undisciplined and fun defense ever
>more chimpouts

USC had
>players that looked like they where having a good time
>celebrities on the sidelines
>one of the funnest coaches

i miss baggy clothes;i have the body for tight clothes but im too sweety for them.
is fight club a chad movie or is it just a movie liked by chads?

>You weren't born a Chad.
>I spent my teen years playing videogames.

just a bit

>tfw you picked the wrong path in life
>you can never go back

lol i feel like you aren't even joking

Hi Ace,

Im a fag and I agree