What's with so many 80s movies having random tits in them?
Die Hard, Robocop, Escape From New York, They Live, etc. Not that I'm complaining cause women back then were hotter, but how come the random tit shots in everything didn't really carry over to nowadays?
Because tits for the sake of tits detracts from your movie.
What's with so many movies having shirtless males in them?
You now get random tits on HBO
Because tits are a tool of the oppressive patriarchy or something.
Porn can be viewed by kids on the Internet, seeing tits isn't a big deal anymore
>Society wasn't as gay as it is now
>The tumblrinas didn't have the internet as a soapbox to cry "INJUSTICE" at anybody better looking than them on TV
>tfw you sneak downstairs to watch Porky's II while your parents are asleep
Good times.
They threw everything and the kitchen sink into a movie during the 80's, as long as it had a fairly unified environment like Die Hard.
It was all about big hair, big chests and beer during the 80's, from what I understand.
>but how come the random tit shots in everything didn't really carry over to nowadays?
Because they don't want to have to bother cutting them out for international markets.
>Because they don't want to have to bother cutting them out for the American market
ftfy, my puritan friend
So those are random now?
The only concern with the American market is TV broadcast, which has assuredly gotten more uptight since the infamous Janet Jackson nipslip, but it's a small matter compared to getting movies into emerging markets like China.
because in the 80's women in media were at the height of their objectification.
because there weren't as many disgusting numale faggots back then
if tits aren't a big deal, why not show them in movies?
>because in the 80's women in media were at the height of their attractiveness.
nowadays the fashion is for cunty fatties
Seriously. I know. I'm even an assman, but seriously this.
>woman were hotter back then
But that ridiculous huge hair!
Right. Name me stores other than Torrid or Lane Bryant that sell good plus size clothing.
Tit's were pretty much everywhere in the 80s, it wasn't a big deal.
Hell, we used to have 16-year olds on page 3 over here.
>Before 2003, British tabloids sometimes featured 16- and 17-year-old girls as topless models. Samantha Fox, Maria Whittaker, Debee Ashby, and others began their topless modelling careers in The Sun when they were 16, while the Daily Sport was even known to count down the days until it would feature a girl topless on her 16th birthday, as it did with Linsey Dawn McKenzie in 1994
They'd call that child porn these days.
Bigger movies want the widest international market. China doesn't like nudity in their movies, so they leave out the tits. America and it's rating system have gone backwards from the 80s in regards to nudity in media so to get that coveted PG-13 rating they cut the tits.
>He doesn't like 80s hair
You sicken me.
H&M
So 3 stores, and you say fashion is aimed at fatties?
That's not the hair you should be worried about, user.
>good clothing
Well that user claimed fashion was aimed at "cunty fat women." now.
R rated movies not having a family audience scared producers off from making more
Til deadpool at least
>tfw 80's women were hotter but there's no good 80's porn
why
p.s. is there any good sky ferreira look alikes in porn?
>there's no good 80's porn
U WOT SONNY BOY?
>tfw 80s chicks actually thought sex was fun and not some matriarchal empowerment vaginal temple ritual bargaining chip
no good 80s porn
I can't stand the cheesy, unnecessary music plus I'm more into POV than anything
You kids these days, I dunno.
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where were the tits in die hard, robocop, escape from NY?
I know there are some big ass knockers at the end of they live
Die hard was when the terrorists come in and those two people having sex are interrupted
Escape from NY was when Plissken is first walking around town and some girl gets her top ripped off
Robocop was the beginning in the locker room when everyones changing
At least thats from what I remember
Kay Parker gave me mommy issues.
Die Hard and Robocop have blink and you miss them tits. Die Hard had people fucking that are interrupted in an office and pulled out and Robocop in the police coed locker room (Verhoeven loves those coed locker rooms/showers. Can't remember in Escape from NY though.
You're getting your cock sucked, kid.
>It was lovely though, holding my darling boy in my arms again. Just like when you were little.
>tfw no uptown gf
>What's with so many 80s movies having random tits in them?
My theory is because the internet did not exist in the 80s.
Think about it, you can see tits anytime you want with the internet, In the 80s, you had to go to a store and buy Playboy, and a lotta guys didnt want to look like a perv, so movies were one of the only ways to see tits if you didnt have a gf.
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>Steven Seagal fucked that on a regular basis
Well, why would you need to?
How did he ever get that type of punani?
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Well I'm sorry to hear that...
When I was young, I remember going round to a friend's house because his mum was going to be out for the night and there was a film on with tits in it.
It was rare for the planets to align like this.
Tits are a huge draw to people that don't have easy access to viewing tits.
The film was "Wish You Were Here".
There are tits but then her family disown here and she seeks an illegal abortion.
It was not suitable viewing for someone my age and not because of the tits.
>UP YER BUM!
That fingering scene was pretty hot desu
>Hope yer finger stinks
old troma movies are the best for hot 80's women
>p.s. is there any good sky ferreira look alikes in porn?
this needs to be answered
PG-13 became the new R. That's it.
First movie I saw with tits in it at the kinemah was Up The Creek. 12yo, there with all my buds watching the comedy when there's a fireside camping scene and several girls dance past the flames while peeling their tops off. Movie magic.
Christian moralists had lost enough influence where they really couldn't stop people from putting random tits in things anymore and feminists didn't have enough influence yet to stop it themselves.
>Verhoeven loves those coed locker rooms/showers
God bless that man, what a great fetish he has bequeathed onto me.
didnt he also akkido chop her on a regular basis
In the dvd commentary Dina Meyers lamented the death of her character then Verheoven said you should have warmed up to me (wink, wink) and I would have remedied it.
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How many of her birthdays did he snatch?
Thank Our Lord Jesus Christ there isn't a nipple in any of those.
Torrid doesn't have as much as it used to for ladies with a bigger bust or plus size. Also Fredericks but a number of those have closed.
>Not that I'm complaining cause women back then were hotter
lmao, there are more good looking, fit people in media than ever
sorry you've fallen for Sup Forums memes
I suspect it's because R rated movies were a lot more commonplace then. Nowadays the studios seem to shy R ratings in favour of PG to draw in larger crowds.
I was just watching Nightmare on Elm Street 2 until the commercial broke any enjoyment and I forgot something.
It turns out the sequel to the box office horror hit, was heavy on the homosexual undertones. Seriously heavy when you see what the director was doing.
Kind of weird for such a huge follow up.
Because movies used to be cool entertainment primarily for white males. Now they try catering to everyone.
There are a fuckton of blondes in porn. Girls with the body of Sky. Alex Gray, Elsa Jean, etc.
The actor who played the main character came out as gay as well. The writer and director both claim ignorance to the gay tones though as being intentional. At least that's what they said on the Nightmare on Elm Street doc.
Yeah the dude in the movie is pretty feminine at times. Besides "le scary scene", I wonder if when Jessie is about to have sex with the girl and Freddy emerges. If it is literally a metaphor for coming out of the closet.