What the actual fuck, Sup Forums? What the fuck with the literal ayy lmao shit?
I was actually enjoying the movie up until that point. The acting from both John and qt was p good. But Jesus fuck, I don't remember last time where I went from enjoyment to full-on laughter this fast. I honestly cannot unironically recommend this shit to anyone.
>he doesn't understand the allegory
So you preferred the obvious as fuck "hurr durr he captured her because hes creepy" to an unexpected turn of events?
Lemme guess:
>BVS SUX
>there is a hidden message in this easy-to-follow story
top kek
Not really, but fucking aliens was in no way unexpected turn of events. If anything, it's a cop-out. There are so many infinitely more interesting ways to finish up this story and they choose this one.
Name one.
Also, fucking lol, these aliens traveled across fucking space and they can't eradicate humans within a few hours. Literally what
Even the implied ones with a full-out world war with nukes would be more interesting than this pile of dogshit.
See alot of humans around?
So she gets out the bunker and dies a slow death due radiation sickness?
Need I remind you that the final minute of the movie is her listening to the radio about how military is winning and retaking shit back? Fuck off, m8
I completely agree with OP. The movie was a solid 7/10 before the Ayy lmao but once the Ayy lmao occurred it won't down to 2/10. Mostly Blaise I live in Houston and she decided to come sit on my face before the end of time.
It's kinda like with Oliver Stone's Doors movie, it contains over 30 more or less hidden references to the Knights Templar.
>has ayy lmao in the title
>people are surprised it turns out to be ayy lmaos
Yeah. Or, if they wanted to go with the fucking ayy lmaos, they should insta-kill her like the superior beings they obviously are. Not this STRONG HEROINE bullshit
give one
i mean people in this thread are telling me that its a great twist so i don't know what to think about this crap anymore, lol
>resistance
>winning
Ok lad.
May I remind you that Half-Life 2 is the best representation of a foreign highly advanced invader getting btfo due to human ingenuity and perseverance?
Just because youd be the first to die when SHTF due to a heart attack, doesnt mean other people would suffer your fatty fate.
>>resistance
>>winning
oh so you havent watched the movie? nice.
You mean the film where 3 people are in a bunker, one gets killed by acid to the face, the other gun to the stomach then acid barrel and insane girl molotoving the flying bio-plane?
That one?
>help
>Just because youd be the first to die
no m8, these superior beings traveled across the fucking galaxies and shit and they get rekt by a fucking girl that throws a molotov into something that definitely doesn't look like a WEAK POINT
get fucked, idiot
i was talking about the final broadcast about how military is winning again? what the fuck are you talking about?
>ayys invade
>they start to get btfo within a week
Wew lads
You were talking about the entire film.
Youre basing your assumption off radio chatter.
jesus fuck
state your point clearly, please, because I am not following you? the reply that started this was your retarded
>See alot of humans around?
to which i replied that the humans are magically btfoing the insanely technologically advanced race that traveled across the fucking universe to destroy our pathetic existence
>radio chatter
yeah also im sure they are running comedy sketches with all the aliens flying around