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Euron had a cameo in Season 2 edition

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>it's the board meeting
>d@d are proposing their plans to GRRM
>they look sheepishly at eachother when they tell him their about to kill stannis
>GRRM pauses for a second, looks at the plans
>where's the penis?"
>"T-the penis?"
>GRRM is getting agitated now
>"where the fuck is the shitting? give me shitting!"
>GRRm throws the plans onto the floor
>"Dabid, we better give him what he wants"
>GRRM is frothing at the mouth now, his diabetes leaving him in a delicate state of fury or stroke
>"PENIS, SHITTING, FUCK STANNIS WHERE IS MY FUCKING SHIT, MAKE THE SHIT LIKE WATER, I WANT IT RUNNING DOWN DANY'S LEG, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LESBOMANCY IN FUCKING DORNE BUT I NEED TO SEE SOME SHIT"
>"w-we could alays put in a fart scene and a vomit scene s-sir"
>the fatman pauses
>"w-we could also talk about bad pussy"
>"like, rotten cunt? will we see it?" GRRM, smiles
>"erm, sort of, it's pretty rotten for the show!"
>"ok guys, you have my blessing"

thus began season 6

what was the purpose of this scene again

first for arya

Jorah's like 'dat ass'

BwB comeback when?

almost first for what the fuck was in shaggydogs head? really what the fuck?

abandoned plotlines

First for best swordman

butt scene

me on the bottom

Looked like a corkscrew

Our favorite aviation logistics specialist returns next episode. What new memes will he bring with him?

>Jon snow stands alone
>...not alone

I don't think anything will surpass "play with her arse"

nth for the Greyjoy Bros.

Let's put Quaith in the show just in case she's important later.

shes their adopted mommy, m8

I haven't read all of it yet properly, skimmed through the first half. Since she's in the Stormlands I have a feeling she'll be the main PoV for the Aegon story soon, and might be an important player. Yeah I think she'll be at Storm's End and will probably be the character to witness his coronation. Which means I think JonCon is dying soon.

They'll probably be killed off screen by Ramsay and his 20 good men or the Sand Sneks.

That is if they are ever mentioned again.

>Muh Mother of Dragons

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE MOTHER OF THE DRAGONS IS THE DRAGON THAT LAID THE EGGS.

DANY IS NOT THEIR MOTHER. ALL SHE DID WAS HATCH THEM. SHE IS THE MAGICAL EQUIVALENT OF A HEAT LAMP.

Sometime this season

>he thinks that's shaggydog

My sophie

youtu.be/ylnGorj9oXk
Where were you when Mace 'the ace' Tyrell was btfo by his mommy?

DUDE ALL PROPHECIES ARE FAKE LOL

DUDE WESTEROS IS A POST NUCLEAR WASTELAND AND ALL MAGIC IS JUST MUTATIONS LOL

DUDE DORNE ACTUALLY MATTERS LOL

DUDE SWEETROBIN LOL

targs aren't even special.

There's a bunch of dragons in the shadow lands

foreshadowing of Jorah going into Valyria
foreshadowing of Euron and his adventures in Essos
Quaithe just in case they want to keep her (they didn't)

youtube.com/watch?v=-fZqh-qw_0M

Allegedly

ok whatever the alleged shaggydog, im just wondering waht the fuck it is

I knew preston jacobs was a quack even before reading the books

How can one woman be so based?

How did d&d yoshed that shit fucking Dayne fight so hard?

>DABID
>TWO SWORDS DABID

so fucking rad

looked like a bale hook

Reminder that the White Walkers will kill everyone and then Bran will have go back in time to prevent them from existing and destroying the Planetos :^)

Yeah, if the Aegon story really goes anywhere. I personally hope she's the POV for Dany's beachhead, I really want to see her invasion through the eyes of the invaded

>JonCon will die soon
Mature men fags BTFO

why do you guys never complain about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=JlBwHLPyihQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=7

Because it's a pretty irrelevant scene in the grand scheme of things.

Only because people shit on him so much. Everything apart from his 'lol asoiaf is secretly sci fi guize' is pretty good and insightful, agree with it or no.

1) I forgot about that shit.
2) ToJ is a pretty significant scene in the books. Seeing it done properly would be great for the fans of the books.

So that makes it okay?

It was done properly.

So is Rusemaster bolton defo not an alien then?

I actually watched that scene recently, and that bit felt really fucking dumb and Ebin

when dany was OK

youtube.com/watch?v=eCFbOVUaGyk

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Where were you when jewtube didn't flag this lips because Game of Thrones.

youtube.com/watch?v=2rqCwXg6xqY

Would you have cast them, /got/?

WHOOOOOOOOOPS. forgot the pic on account of my autism.

In hindsight no.

Based on that video. Yes.

>post yfw stannis confirmed dead by brienne next episode

Season 2 was almost as bad as Season 5.

In hindsight yes

Based on that video. No.

...

DELETE THIS

You know what they say about guys with long legs

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>tfw you'll never touch benioff's body

I never said that. But I'm not going to spend time whining about an irrelevant scene from three seasons ago when there is a much more significant awful scene I can whine about from less than a week ago.

Not that hard to figure out senpai.

It's the exact same with the fart scene. There was a notable fart scene as the opening sequence of a season 2 episode, yet people whine about the fart scene from this season. That's because it's more recent.

>I lived in the same town she went to school in
>mfw she's wearing their cute school uniform in which i banged several town bikes

the fuck is the dinkles looking at?

>Reminder this entire series is Brans dream.

So do you actually dislike the ToJ scene then?

>Tyrion's face

>georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/

"The passageway Arianne had chosen for herself turned steepand wet within a hundred feet. The footing grew uncertain. Onceshe slipped, and had to catch herself to keep from sliding. Morethan once she considered turning back, but she could see Ser Daemon’s torch ahead and hear him calling for Elia, so she pressedon.

And all at once she found herself in another cavern, fivetimes as big as the last one, surrounded by a forest of stonecolumns. Daemon Sand moved to her side and raised his torch.“Look how the stone’s been shaped,” he said.“Those columns, andthe wall there. See them?”

“Faces,” said Arianne. So many sad eyes, staring.

“This place belonged to the children of the forest.”

He's afraid to touch Salsa

You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with swords. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Pip? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your parents and you curse the wildlings. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that your parents' death, while tragic, probably brought recruits. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at feasts, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like "honor", "code", "loyalty". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as an excuse to stab me. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a boy who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very leadership that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "yes, Lord Commander", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

wtf is Dinkers doing?

How the fuck is Dinklage so long irl

DAYNE?

how old is that actor now? he's aged up nicely... better than rickon's actor for damn sure

>dinklage looking at disgusting ear wax

yuck

>long
you mean tall?

Is that really euron?

This is actually going to happen, isn't it?

>dfw you will never be bullied by Sansa Stark
Why even ........

A reminder that Lord Smalljon is basically Ramsay done right.

nightly reminder that Smalljon Umber is up to some major shenanigans


THE NORTH REMEMBERS

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>implying you won't watch

>Ramsay is a rusemaster
I don't think so

Umberuse confirmed

It's obvious this place is full of reddit, look how many brainwashed cucks are trying to pretend Caloreesi hasn't gotten fat.

Do you reassure your porker girlfriends they're of normal weight when they stuff their cheetos and cry about the unrealistic standards of not stuffing their face? :^)?

Maybe the Iron Throne will break rather than bend when Dany finally sits on it.

i won't, do you actually watch talk shows? hahahaha holy fucking shit hahahaahhaha

I wish she would sit on my face

FUCKING SLUT

midget rape face engaged

i just want to see that lovely man is all

CONFIRMED

bottom photo is shooooooooppped

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Why the fuck does he have the best laugh?

>bottom photo is shooooooooppped

I bet you think this image is shopped too.

faggot, Thickleesi is now a fertile as fuck 10/10 with prime blowjob lips

All memes aside what is cia's master plan? Does he just want to fuck sansa and be king or is there more to it?

>yfw Dabid &Dabid make him kill Rickon just to make Jon ngry
>yfw Smalljon is still a Ramsey supporterso that he can fight Tormund to have " le big beardmen battle"
>Yfw the North just doesn't give a shit

DnD aren't that clever.

Holy fuck hot

Is this a Emilia Renaissance?

>Why the fuck does he have the best laugh?

I don't know.

At this rate he will laugh Thanos (and DC Comics) out of existence.

yeah vertical length