Name a bigger neckbeard

Name a bigger neckbeard.

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Me.

close, but Noah edges you out slightly

but there's no beard on his neck

trips of truth.

but what if i told you that the biggest neckbeard to ever live actually has no neck on his beard?

new episode has him meeting a girl and going all mlady on her. also rainy the youngest girl one is sexy

That steven seagal beard from that navy seal sniper movie.

on the gf coming to visit him "she becomes my responsibility, which means i will lay down my life if i must for a girl in my care."

and then the next comment later he's talking about some scenic view, and the way he says "it's breathtaking if i do say so myself" is huge cringe.

and also this gem: "i'll scour the God's green earth to find the woman i am looking for"

he went from huge neckbeard last season with that one basic bitch he dated, to world's unquestionably biggest neckbeard this season.

also, there is no possible way he pulled this new chick, it is no question an actress. chick is a dime.

yeah thats some top tier cringe there lol just about everything he says and does is cringe. cant wait till they offer him a spot on DWTS. him trying to dance would make for some good cringe moments. also i want to tounge fuck rainys lil furry beaver

yeah, he is about to go full m'lady mode on this new episode right now.

and yeah, Rainy would definitely catch some meat for sure. i'd take her to brown town if you nomsayin

"I DUB THEE WRENCHAXE DAMASCUS"

Todd's daughter Natalie could catch meat too

oh shit bear "the pussy destroyer" gonna get natalie

naw nigga. bear gunna die a virgin

FINALLY WE GOT SOME CRINGE

VIKING FUNERAL PYRE INCOMING

We should have live threads of this show.

Did you see that Cali chick he flew over tonight?

Rain is literally the only normal one

HAHAHAHAHA HE LITERALLY TIPPED HIS HAT

did he tip the hat to the boat? and wtf they trying to burn an aluminum boat?

Matt is the coolest brother. Dude should be doing better with the ladies if he wasn't poor as shit.

What's the qt with no teeth called?

Yeah he tipped then flipped his hat after burning the boat. Didn't make sense to me either, that shit can't be good to inhale.

You guys watch Deadliest Catch? or Bering Sea Gold?

>Dem tities on Emily

Snowbird. Rain is the younger one

i watch alot of the shit they show on discovery. bering sea gold not so much

Anyone still watching this Alaska program? wish I were American--this is beautiful

It's meh, but nothing there's nothing worth watching on tv nowadays.

rain is the normal looking one. snowbird gonna turn dyke lesbo if she doesnt change her appearance

The Last Alaskan? Yeah, but Alaska is more or less old school west America.

I like Snowbird then.

Oh come on she's pretty.

i couldnt live in alaska and deal with the isolation no matter if there are beautiful parts of it. also alot of alaskans seem to not give a shit and are wasteful and trashy

I agree, she's innocent and quirky.

Yeh m8 the alcoholism rates in Alaska are incredible

shes cute but i just see her becoming more butchy but id love to have a 3reesome with her and lil raindrop. rainy could sit on my face and giggle as i lick her beaver while she watches snowbird ride my cock

Dude I feel bad for snowbird because raindrop is much younger yet she comes off as the more mature of the two. Plus she's qt

>qt with no teeth
>no teeth
Really?

He's a modern day Da Vinci. He said so himself.

Post pics of the little sister

Bird, or sunshine, or unicorn fart. Something like that

She has teeth, but it's busted up.

Post Snowbird faggots.

people really need to stop thinking sideburns like that look good

>Bear
>BAM BAM
>Rain
>Snowbird
>Noah

No wonder Matt is the least weird member of the family.

Watching this show right now. This whole family is cringe. They never put any thought into their work ahead of time and act like idiots. I swear they probably all have sex with each other

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So how hairy is this Snowbird anyway?

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>. I swear they probably all have sex with each other

What wrong with that?

God damn

>probably
HAH

do u wan fuggs or no user

Watching the show now this faggot is on another date with a girl who clearly is with him just to be on tv

Whats up with the goofy accents?

>This makeshift barge

I'll admit. It was a good idea but man is it risky.

supposedly living in the bush they were isolated from society so they only had themselves and old movies so they didnt know proper american accent sounded like so they mimicked what they heard on old vcr movies

you do know the show is fake right

Maybe the risk of sinking the car is, but it's still pretty interesting

>Its a everyone works but Noah episode

He seems to get hurt every time there's a job.

OMG WHOS WATCHING THIS IT iS SO CRINGEEE

>you broke my heart last year.

I really hope someone recorded that

Good grief, so what's Noah really like?

what im saying is all the problems that are put in their way are fake so they can show the audience their bush ingenuity and how they dont rely on modern ways to solve a problem

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hes a gentleman scholar and a retard

How old do you think Christie really is? She looked 14-16

alaska is a fucking MESS

What's really weird is she's the older one and the younger one looks like what this chicks age is.

well noah isnt all that old. him and birdy are 18-19 i think and QTpie rainy is 13

Nah, Noah is 23.

HOLY SHIT. does this kid walk around with a fucking cane or is that his datin cane?