Is she autistic?

Is she autistic?
Depp is telling his anecdote in his usual painfully slow style, everyone hooked on every word, then she just randomly pretends to punch him.
He ignored it of course but what is wrong with her ?

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she gave him the feminist punch of death

She wants to fuck him, and shes letting everyone know.

shes a drunk mess from what ive heard

Dont start this shit user.

I like Depp more after watching him on Graham Norton
He has great timing and his humor is also more British

He did a Trump impression, and it seems she does not like Trump.

>le quirky randum actress

It would explain why everyone on tumblr seems to love her so much

Her MKULTRA programming keeps going on the fritz.

she cant take not being center of attention for more than 5 minutes, i wish i was joking.

seen her irl, she is the biggest attentionwhore ive ever seen.

Yeah but they had never met before and its kinda inappropriate

She's a fucking alcoholic

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That's pretty cute though

She's just trying to be cute and reclaim her crown of Americas Sweetheart. She's been on the down line since that "pay gap" essay.

Shes a great actress to pull that off with a smile instead of going "wtf".

Have you seen the episode with Damon, Murray, and Bonneville?
They came in drunk and proceeded to get fucking wasted on the show, they threw fruit into the audience and groped Paloma Faith.
Norton provides the drinks, peeps get loose.
What's not to like?

It's always Americans who can't hold their liquor

youtube.com/watch?v=ttF2B1LTCv8

she really is just like me

Bonneville is not that American, and he made up that story about his jumper and his lippie. It was hilarious.

True, and he even tried to kiss Paloma's shoes

But that's what women do

She's an attention whore, she can't stand not being the center of attention. All that "oops look at me I'm so clumsy" shit she does is her attempt at grabbing the spotlight.

How about posting a link you faggot?

she thinks everyone loves everything she does. its understandable but wow shes tanking hard

I've never kissed a girl

Now they're kissing each other

rreeeeee

she's an attention whore

> he ignored it

Doesn't look like it

Sweet Christ my dick

Not all actors can be as modest as the wonderful Kelly McDonald.
Most did not choose to be actors to be ignored.

I paused it to when see was laughing and leaning over and you could see all of her tits and here mouth opennl.
Cracked a wank in the living room

>Oh no they're not paying attention to me anymore
>oh god what do I do?
>wait a minute...
>...genius

Screencap?

I hope people start seeing her for what she really is. An overrated mess with limited range.

You realise you can see JLaw completely nude, exposing her asshole, pussy, and tits, with her face included in nearly every pic, right now? It's not 1995 user

I JUST FUCKING SAW IT

OP IS FULL OF SHIT

HE'S DOING HIS DONALD TRUMP VOICE AND THAT'S WHY SHE PUNCHES HIM

WILL.I.AM IS TELLING SOME STORY AND THEN HE STARTS TALKING LIKE DONALD TRUMP AND THEN SHE PUNCHES HIM

did you know there are nude pictures of her on the internet, guy-who's-on-the-internet-for-the-first-time-ever?

youtu.be/ttF2B1LTCv8?t=32m44s

FUCK YOU OP

NO WONDER YOU DIDN'T FUCKING POST A LINK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

This and she wants his dick. Her dad's a farmer. You know she has issues in that department.

yahoo.com/celebrity/jennifer-lawrence-met-harrison-ford-002300053.html

>“For the first time ever in my career – I never assume anyone knows who I am – I saw Harrison Ford and J.J. Abrams, and was like, ‘Yeah this is fine, we’re all co-workers…. Be right back guys, I’m gonna go say hi to the Star Wars dudes!’” the 25-year-old actress said on The Graham Norton Show.

>That’s when Lawrence says she approached their table snapping and dancing as they looked back at her, stunned.

>“I realized while I was dancing they have no idea who I am,” she said. “So I just turned around and walked back. Dying.”

Women can be gay and get away with it.
Double standards, girls get a free pass on so much it isn't even funny. They're coasting through life on easy mode

Dormer seems like a proper slag

t. closeted gay

>wanting to be gay

fuck off faggot

And based Harrison recognised jack Whitehall instead. I bet she felt like killing herself, I wish she had desu

She's an attention whore

That's about it m8

>blurry iPhone pics
>shite tits when not in bra
>duurh drunk face
Plus I needed a palette cleanser from porn

That wasn't my point at all.
I don't want to be a faggot, what's the matter with you? It just seems weird that they can switch sexual preference at the flip of a switch and nobody will think twice about it. Life will go on as usual, they can be with another girl and their social status doesn't change

On the other hand, be a man and do something like that and your fucking world will implode

>I don't want to be a faggot
yet you are

Because two girls making out is hot for guys to see, and guys have fairly low standards for attractiveness. Other girls see it as desperate sluttiness.

Girls think two guys dancing together is hot, other guys think it's super faggotry.

You just don't know enough women to know how they relate with each other.

do you think johnny fucked her?

i mean, he's got just so much time before dying, and is clearly into younger bimbos

JUST LIKE US HAHAHHHA I LOVE JLAW SO DOWN TO EARTH

>le quirky British humour meme

Obviously.

>humour

>.. two guys dancing together is hot,

And you're calling me gay, I see you keep your projector inside the closet too

OUTTA MY WAY NORTON FUCKING SHIT

>implying I'm a guy

LONDON?

>btw guys i'm a grilllll
>pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fuck. Off.
Fuck off.


We seriously do not care. We don't care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.

Words cannot describe the utter amount of seething hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless and borderline retarded all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.

Johnny is too busy right now being balls deep in Amber Heard's pussy, he's frankly much better off with her than with pudgy-face.

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Tourettic tics caused by anxiety and ocd.

I do this shit sometimes, can't control it. By the time I realize what I'm doing, it's too late.

>le pasta meme
You tried

No, Canada, and if you meant London, Ontario I feel bad for you, no one should have to live in London, Ontario.

>She's just like us

im fully torqued

>mfw psychotic amber heard beats JLaw to death for disrespecting her man

I like how he just keeps going but has this annoyed look to him.

I've heard she has a stinky pussy and I mean the bad kind of stinky, not the arousing kind.

t. submissive bitch

How noble of you to defend that fine lady, sir!

She's clearly drunk.

So you are saying you want to make out with other guys and get a free pass? Just come out of the closet already you faggot.

>Girls think two guys dancing together is hot
No they don't.

Why does he sound so depressed?
Because of his failing career?

I think they recognized her, they just thought 'what the fuck is this bitch doing'
Specially JJ

>no one's paying attention to me, so let me shift the focus in a rude, immature manner that I can play off as quirky
I fucking despise this bitch

Typical woman.

>I'm losing attention!
>Better do something rude and silly!
>Tee hee hee!

This. Even if I recognized someone, if they walked up and started dancing instead of introducing themselves, I'd be taken aback too.

CHINKCOUVER?

I kind of feel like this should be his punishment. Having to do press junkets with jlaw forever. Repayment for all of his shitty movies.

Other coast. But I'll be in Montreal this weekend; walk around with your cock out and I'm sure we'll meet and have vigorous autist sex.

She might've done it in the context of him doing a Trump impression, but clearly he (and everyone else in the audience) didn't find it funny.

>32:44, by the way

What's worse is her starting story.
>assume these guys know you
>point out how you NEVER assume someone knows you because you're so down to earth lol
>interrupt them just to meet jj abrams

Cringe: The Person

is it just me or was that too fucking convenient that she licked her lips like miliseconds before she got kissed?

Nah it's staged

OP IS A FAGGET

jack whitehall is fucking intolerable

How is that convenient? Even if it was staged, it's not like they were going for a big sloppy kiss; how would briefly touching her lips with her tongue help?

How can this be? How can one person be so literally me?

Would you want to kiss or be kissed by dry lips?

Of course they didn't time it on the millisecond you autist. But the other girl clearly knew jlaw would kiss her

Got any more candid lesbian tryouts?

I'm sure a lot of women would loved to be groped by bill murray or matt damon

He's a kissless faggot loser, how would he know

She literally snapped her fingers and danced for the sole purpose of putting the focus in the room on her. What the fuck?