Sup Forums claims to be smart and red pilled

>Sup Forums claims to be smart and red pilled

>doesn't have a nerdy girlfriend


What's your excuse?

Bump!

I do. She became a fat, miserable pleb like all women eventually do. I think prolonged exposure to estrogen eventually rots your brain or something.

look at those cankles

Nerdy girls are bipolar, insecure, neurotic bitches. The red pilled choice is to pick up a good Christian girl. Note it has to be a good Christian girl, not just any dumb church slut. That means avoid preacher's daughters like the plague.

>no money
>addicted to porn
>no friends
>not on social media

I'm also the most unhealthy I've ever been and I can't bring myself to work out because I'm lazy and my diet sucks

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When has Sup Forums ever claimed to be smart or redpilled?
What does having a nerdy girlfriend have to do with either of these claims?
Nonsense thread

>tfw happy a year ago
>traveling the world earning money
>got sick
>spent money getting home
>still sick and doctors don't know what is wrong
>now have no money
>approaching 30

im gonna kill myself if the doctors tell me to go fuck myself

girls are yucky

That's pretty much me minus the porn addiction and not working out.

having a girlfriend and being red pilled are mutually exclusive

Spot the virgin cuck

>Wears glasses and read a book once in her life
>TEEHEE SO NERDY XD

Fuck you nigga, my gf is fine as fuck and at least she admits she's an idiot.

making friends and meeting women are very difficult when you don't already have outgoing friends and work all the time.

>finally get a gf
>she nags at me to clean up my apartment, go to school, get a better job
lmao fuck that, if wanted to stay with a women that bitches at me and give me no sex, i would have stayed at my mom's house

>Not having sex with your mom

Pleb.

Sup Forums doesnt claim shit you retarded Sup Forumscuck fuck off
>redpill
>using a term created by a tranny
gas yourself

I'm 47 and a virgin. Nobody ever taught me anything about women. That "kinda cute" girl in high school who told me she "loved how my hair swayed in the breeze?" She was totally fucking into me. Or the other girl in middle school who smiled shyly when I explained maths shit to her? She was totally fucking into me. I never saw a goddamn thing.

Now it's too late. I don't care about women anymore. I don't care about men. I don't care about children, I don't care about animals, I don't even care about my goddamn family. All I have, anonymous poster, is this "autistic shit all day" to post. That and waiting to see if humanity decides to go nuclear and destroy itself.

Believe me when I tell you that the train has well and fucking truly left the station.

but I do

yer a wizard 'arry

she scares me so much

I bet I could kick your ass.

I can hire an escort and take pictures of her too OP

yo OP, that girlfriend you got today is gonna dump you if you keep taking pictures of her and bragging about it on fourchan

That's a best case scenario for him. Judging by her cankles and skin tone she's going to be a goblin in about two years anyway, so hey let the fucker have his cake for now.

I have given up.

After finally bettering myself, by going to the gym and getting a degree in engineering, all I've found is that I hate everyone. More then when I was fat and loser.

mostly because when I had a fiancee she died in a horrific car accident and I never want to feel that way about another person again. I still have dreams that she's around and then wake up. It is honestly the worst feeling in the world.

I'm an avoidant piece of shit, incredibly anxious all the time, annoyed by everything, no job, a handful of friends who I have almost nothing in common with, no idea of what I want to do with my life, the girls who are interested in me are completely unappealing to my tastes and I'm not interesting enough for the few women who actually interest me, I fucked my life up by not being social enough during my formative years so now I am nothing but an autist who can't keep up a conversation unless I talk about the last albums I've listened to or the film I watched last night, I'm such a whiny bitch who hides behind layers of irony to keep it from hurting

Yo but I have great taste desu fampai

You got a degree in engineering and you couldn't work out a few sums to get your fiancee out of the car crash?

Because I have a nerdy wife.

>geek """""""culture"""""""

I'm a neet khv with not a single friend. There is no hope for me.

>"nerdy" women

how do you even meet women if you don't have a social circle? just go to bars and start flirting?

that pretty much me except I have money, no addiction to porn, friends, social media, a gf and a well paying job

wew lad

ree

tinder

>What's your excuse?
I have a cute, nerdy bf OP

Whats wrong with you user? I'm really curious.

you are 47 and you obsess about 2 girls in middle school?
AND YOU'RE A VIRGIN

damn how did you fuck up so bad?

I wouldn't say I obsess about them, but I thought about them the other day while wondering that very question - how did I fuck up so bad?

I'll get back to you with the answer some time, but that probably isn't today.

Why dont you just kill yourself, senpai?

come home, wizman

Spartacus is the gayest show I've ever seen.

>she wears flats


I'd melt

meanposters should be permabanned.

>regular girls: take tons of dick
>"""nerdy""" girls: wear glasses and take tons of dick while pretending to like star wars

still, you were thinking about a girl that mildly complimented you and a girl that smiled at you OVER 30 YEARS AGO

I'm being 100% serious, leave Sup Forums and see a therapist, join some club and meet new people, work out, get tinder, do something fast

I'm programmed to not self-terminate

>I'm 47 and a virgin.
Post proof.

Shut up faggot
How about you go back to your shithole safe space site
>>>/tumblr/

>Sup Forums claims to be Television & Film
>this thread still up
smash that report button

Yeah, show us your boi hymen!

I'm 19 and I'm scared of ending up like you.

ugh. don't know if I can get "photogenic" pics of myself. I imagine tinder doesn't work for shit unless you're good looking in pictures. I'll probably just have to start hanging out in bars.

rude

it's already too late

rude

You look like a chick? I'll fuck you bro. We can charge our crystals and get that shit over with in a totally non gay way. Nothing gay about it.

Hey, I remember seeing this shitpost on Sup Forums earlier today.
You're persistent.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>falling for the 3dpd jew
>instead of embracing 2dqts

Fucking sad 2bh famicom

>doesn't even have freckles

I dunno, I'm rather attractive. But I'm an emotional mess, that's the only reason I've never spoken to a girl.

Maybe one day I'll grow out of it.

I hope.

>girlfriend

You fucked up so bad not because you didn't make out with a girl in high school, but because you fucked up every single day of your life after that moment too

You fucked up yesterday, you fucked up today and you'll fuck up tomorrow

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>its another frustrated virigins friday night circle jerk

Unless you're really ugly use lots of light. I mean I don't consider myself above a 5 but I still get fuck loads of matches.

That's the skewed version of the chart.
I'm pretty sure the original indicated that the point of no return is post-college age.

You can tell the chart is off, because it describes the 15 year old as being in middle school. That doesn't make sense.
And the description about "I hope you went to your prom", was implying the the prom already passed

Of course. Some people simply exist to show to others what will happen if you fuck up.

I'm one of those people.

who is semen demon in op

>the year of our lord 2016
>not just giving up in the pursuit of science

It's like you fags don't want to be the next Newton

Oh joy, another term that's finally lost all meaning.

pic unrelated?
its just a mexican with glasses on
nice bait.

This is probably the most refreshing thing I've ever read on Sup Forums

reddit

what was the original meaning?

>implying there's any version of that chart which is accurate
don't stare too long into the memes, friend

The original meaning was _________________Lurk moar________________

You can debate it's accuracy. As it's just a joke image, it's not meant to be taken too seriously.(even if there is a bit of truth there)
Still, there is an original version of the chart that wasn't bat shit retarded. And the text matched the pictures.

i think you need to desu.

The memes gaze also

you're either underage or retarded. most people that do well in stem are chads that get good grades and fuck hot bitches. the "nerds will get the last laugh because they'll grow up to become the bosses" meme is a lie.

my excuse?

i'm smart and red pilled.

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pretty much every version of the chart lists 20 as the point of no return.

>tfw threw away every single chance in university because I couldn't take a hint
>or the girl was actually crazy and I would have felt guilty to hit it and then quit it

At least I'm not dead

somewhat relatable
i just spend my days wondering what do people actually do and think about in their daily lives

He doesn't know because he's some 9faggot fresh off the meme boat. It means a woman. Simple.

>when you realize its only going to get worse as the population continues to grow and ages out of high school
I still remember a time when there were 0 "nogf" threads. Those were the days

I'm not going to pretend I know which one is the original. But like I said, you can tell which ones have been edited, because they listed the 15 year old as a middle schooler. Also, the chart wasn't originally made to feature a wizard at the age of 30.

late night feels threads have been on Sup Forums forever

>taking any picture posted on 4chin seriously

WEW

One word, prostitute. Pay for an expensive one, wear rubber.

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why did I have to be so unlucky
I tried god knows I tried but everything went
wrong

Well when someone ruins a good joke with a bad edit, that's kind of annoying.

>manlet detected

Sup Forums is posting here again
The cancer is real.