WW3

European wasteland edition

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Why are we siding with the eternal gringo?

RED NEEDS SOUTH KOREA

Red is going to win, no doubt about it

We need some serious help in asia and europe, ameribros

You're on freedom's side

Blue is going to win this time

Sup

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North Korea is effectively fucked

Even = blue
Odds = red

Pakistan, Eastern Europe and the the remaining SEA states need to be ours tbqh

Am the old map guy. We are winning.

The American continents are always together on our struggle against tyranny.

so it is basically americans + muslims + scandinavians + poles and friends vs everyone else

Mr. Siesta needs to keep up

If we have the kiwis, it's over, we automatically win.

GREATEST ALLY

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good

Karen will carry us to victory

NEW BELGIUM
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Mexico, Portugal AND Australia! blue is fucked desu

>Germnay vs Jews
>Britain vs its former Colonies
>Cold War II
>Continental Europe v Scadinavia
>United Americas vs United Asia

If Argentina is blue, they're proven to be white.

WHERE ARE THE BALTS
WHERE ARE THE ARGIES??

Good ally

>Isis and USA both on team red

Oh boy this is gonna be good

>animufags
I'm glad Japan is on your side, we'll finally be able to proceed with Operation Downfall.

with chile we can take all the coast lines in the world

did you link this thread in the other generals?

IF WE WIN WE GET POLEN

We need to Mongolia and the Vatican!

They're gonna embargo our anime

We need to end this quickly

This map is actually pretty even. Europe will be dominated by blue in the beginning, and E Asia is pretty much Aus, Poos, and N. Korea vs. Japs and Chinamen. Pretty close there too, with an edge to blue.

Red needs S Korea, Pakistan, and Iran.

How would china go about dealing with India Japan and Australia?
Would it just be a total blitz or would they just slowly capitulate?

yep

north korea will make our anime

yeah, africa is dangerous now tough

We can beat blue with the sheer power of cultural enrichement

indians suck at war, every time we fight them we always win. they can only fight pakistan. japan is on our side and australia can just have a nuke dropped on melbourne and sydney and then it is a doomed country

Japs will handle Australia
China easily handle Poos and N Koreans with help from Russia

>No anime for red
It's never too late to join the blue side, guys :^)

Good luck meme country

The South American hue coalition can approach Europe through Spain and Poortugal

Meanwhile the US will reinforce Scandinavia and the Poles.

We'll crush Western Europe first, then head for Russia a la Hitler.

India, SEA, and Australia can distract China and Russia until we finish in Western Europe.

EZ WIN

I saw Vatican appearing once on 10 years. Only kek can summon it

>italy in blue
really makes me think

If dubs we flip sides

we'd probably just end up with eurasia being blue, america being red and africa being the battleground where we play war

Trump and Kim
vs
Putin, Xi, Elizabeth, Merkel, Hollande

Post this shit on /lat/

Don't forget, we have Le Weedman

>Meanwhile the US will reinforce Scandinavia and the Poles.
They will go down too quick, because they are surrounded and it is modern warfare not a fucking ww2, you can't help them

And Rutte to compensate for all the manlets.

WE NEED THE NEW ZEALAND SHITPOSTING POWER

Uhm, what exactly are we fighting over lads?

Our king>Their Queen

what are NATO military bases ?

no we're blue :^)

So basically nothing new under the African sun.

Who was the stupid swiss that posted in that previous thread. We need to be neutral

>Uhm, what exactly are we fighting over lads?

Claim to Kek's holy land.

>The South American hue coalition can approach Europe through Spain and Poortugal

Can't wait for all dem gold and native pussy.

>america vs russia
>worry.jpg

Oh (You)!

How can you do this to us ?

Who gets to colonize Mars.

this basically.
the blue side would certainly lose unless they use nukes, but in this case everyone except maybe some parts of south america will be wiped out.
russia is a joke filled with subhumans who dream about leaving the country, shit tier economy and outdated military stuff. the only actual power on a blue side is china

N-No hard feelings, r-right

too late. you picked a side and now you are going to get DEUTSCHT

Hold up, that's your king? He is fucking hot.

>Who gets to colonize Mars.
mars is red. you get neptune

NA is getting tougher. Can't we just count French flags as Algerians?

Not worth the death toll

if dubs we are blue

Kek

you know whichever side worst korea goes, it's gonna be fun

>nukes
NO
Though the Indians have fighting experience unlike china

this you dumb russkie monkey. a few NATO bases with like thousands troops and some tanks and jets will be enough to destroy your crap-tier military

blue

WHERE ARE ALL THE SOUTH KOREAN TEACHERS?

Lel no

no sideswitching you retard

KEK

KOSOVO JE SRBIJA

Nigga nobody told you your little pissing contest over who would interpret better "Fly me to the Moon" with Russia was stupid when you did it, did we ?
So let us have that one, you can keep your satelite, loser, Mars will speak FRENCH.

Balkans are ours

royal family

K O S O V O J E S R B J A

We want the South Korean audience

The only other country that's posting right now is Ireland. So this is pretty much the map

bad luck for you

We have a potato gun, we have already won!

B L U E
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that dad is really something. I want to fuck him honestly. Is your king secretly gay?

BURGER'D

cockblocked

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Check my digits again you damn dutchman

BALKANS RED
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Relax, we'd just go through to France.

ireland blue please

Switch sides.

fugg