If earth was a lifeform, which country would be it's asshole?

If earth was a lifeform, which country would be it's asshole?

Germany is an asshole and usa is a cunt

russia is a tumor

russia, because it's the biggest asshole

guts

india

Vatican

we're the heart

poland

India obviously

Only if we get to be the left bollock, and portugal the right

Nippon is nippluu desuuuu.

ok but the dick is france

The usa would be the brain

The designated pooing nation.

>france is the dick
ok

UK. It smeared shit all over the rest of the body. See: British empire

Turku, Finland.

Oh wait, you asked for a country, not a city. Never mind.

italy is the gonorrhea on the dick

Is it because it's an empty city or is it an african shithole like Malmö or Paris ?

poland would be the heart like christ

that is where the finnish maidens butt is. And the island around turku are the shit coming from the butt.

Scrub, Italy is the eyes. Because in the eyes lies the beauty. And Italy is beautiful.

>shitaly
>beautiful
get your glasses from gucci fixed cunt.

Silence, Malta. You are our clay and therefore supposed to support us.

india tbqh

Would make sense desu

>brain
Japan
>nose
Israel
>mouth
France
>back
Arabia
>dick
Murrika
>asshole
India
>that fucking annoying irritated wound on the toe
Canada

If Earth was a lifeform, it would be one of those early animals with primitive digestive systems. The "assholes" would be the several volcanoes. Following this metaphor, excretion is done through proteic difusion.

Better yet, it would probaly be some bachteria. I don't know the correct nomenclature in English but it's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of bachteria.

What happens in Turku?

>italy is the eyes
yeah, brown eye that is