If earth was a lifeform, which country would be it's asshole?
If earth was a lifeform, which country would be it's asshole?
Germany is an asshole and usa is a cunt
russia is a tumor
russia, because it's the biggest asshole
guts
india
Vatican
we're the heart
poland
India obviously
Only if we get to be the left bollock, and portugal the right
Nippon is nippluu desuuuu.
ok but the dick is france
The usa would be the brain
The designated pooing nation.
>france is the dick
ok
UK. It smeared shit all over the rest of the body. See: British empire
Turku, Finland.
Oh wait, you asked for a country, not a city. Never mind.
italy is the gonorrhea on the dick
Is it because it's an empty city or is it an african shithole like Malmö or Paris ?
poland would be the heart like christ
that is where the finnish maidens butt is. And the island around turku are the shit coming from the butt.
Scrub, Italy is the eyes. Because in the eyes lies the beauty. And Italy is beautiful.
>shitaly
>beautiful
get your glasses from gucci fixed cunt.
Silence, Malta. You are our clay and therefore supposed to support us.
india tbqh
Would make sense desu
>brain
Japan
>nose
Israel
>mouth
France
>back
Arabia
>dick
Murrika
>asshole
India
>that fucking annoying irritated wound on the toe
Canada
If Earth was a lifeform, it would be one of those early animals with primitive digestive systems. The "assholes" would be the several volcanoes. Following this metaphor, excretion is done through proteic difusion.
Better yet, it would probaly be some bachteria. I don't know the correct nomenclature in English but it's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of bachteria.
What happens in Turku?
>italy is the eyes
yeah, brown eye that is