CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR

So in the end, who was right?

>acquire rick & morty multidimensional gun
>go to universe where movie has reversed genders
>?????
>hnnnnngggggg
>?????
>profit?

Steve Rogers

Whichever one wants to strangle me with her thighs

Zemo

Even as a girl Cap looks the best.

femstark is probably a total cunt too

kaptin rogers

Is there any femcap & fembucky porn yet?

I want femstark to dominate me t.b.h.

No. Have FemCyclops.

The Marvel Studios fandom is full of generic cunts who try to seem quirky and unique by identifying heavily with a slightly offbeat fandom such as the Marvel Cinematic Universe "But wait, that's actually incredibly mainstream and not offbeat at all!" you say. And you're right. But actual offbeat things don't give as much 'nerd' cred, and these things have more creative value than reality TV so people on Tumblr can make posts such as "Why are all girls nowadays such idiots who watch Jersey Shore? I'm very unique because I like nerdy intelligent stuff like Iron Man 3, and I like quirky men like Tom Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo teehee, look at this repeating gif of 0.5 seconds of Loki doing a thing with his face and a theory about how all the Marvel movies are connected and Thanos is going to collect all the Infinity Gems except in the movies none of them are really "gems" at all and here is some fanart of all the Avengers gender swapped and with less sexist costumes and they all have the exact same fucking face with that bulbous red nose also did you know that I am a girl who likes superheroes I know it's hard to believe but it is true I AM AN AVENGERS look at this gif of Tony Stark raising his eyebrow, anyway The Avengers is sexist because Black Widow's costume is too tight and unrealistic for a special agent so here is a redesign of her in figure hiding combat fatigues because I am progressive. Does anyone else think that Hulk and Iron Man would make a good couple? TEE HEE I LOVE GAYS BECAUSE I AM SO TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC EVEN THOUGH I TREAT GAYS AS AN AMUSING NOVELTY Rocket Racoon for president!"

Cap is best girl.

mah sides

If they were at all serious about combat they would cute their fucking hair and get a butch cut.

>Who was right?
>captain America or iron fascist

What a hard choice. I'm glad marvel has the courage to put complex dilemmas like this in their films.

>they would cute their fucking hair
Looks cute to me sempai.

Carol pls go

Captain was right

>People would honestly bang the female version of a character who is designed to be a huge cunt even when said character is a man

Turning Tony Stark into a woman would be taking the "Huge Bitch Narcissistic Normalfag" knob on his character and cranking it up to 11

I don't even understand how anyone on Sup Forums could even find the idea arousing, given the userbase.

Why is Tony's chest the same size as a canon titcow like Cap's? Her boobs should be way smaller.

Obviously they'd be enhanced.

>femCap would be a pure, ageless, virgin with a permanent 10/10 body that she innocently shows off in tight clothing, completely unaware of how hot she is
>femStark would be a bitchy, know-it-all, dried up old whore who's had a million dicks in her

Cap best girl.

I want to fuck Captain America!

fuck, why is rule 63 so hot guys

It's your patriotic duty.

Because you're gay.

>tfw you will never cuddle broken stark telling her everything is alright despite the self righteous cunt captain bullied her

Toni Stark does things to me. Things I like.

>femversion
>gay
nah it's like taking tropes from this male character and add it to female and suddenly we realize it's hot

Bet you sensitive bitches picked Triss in The Witcher 3 too

of course mate, those fags are too beta they can't even handle their women so gotta pick the easiest one

Enjoy your STD's and menopausal cooch, turbo plebs.

>the easiest one

You know Stark sleeps with literally everyone whereas Cap would make you wait till marriage?

>the easiest one

But Tony is the one who'd be easy to score with considering she's a canon slut.

profit

it might not last but damn would it be exciting

What is this "Tony Stark is a whore" meme?
>canon
What?

is this what beta describe women who has somewhat sexual experience nowaday?
mature women > virgin who can only whine you fag
or you're so insecure and worry that she thinks about other men while having sex with you?

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>What is this "Tony Stark is a whore" meme?
>meme

Did you not watch the Iron Man movies? Are you unfamiliar with the comics?

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Nah it's about feminizing a viral man so you can pound his newly feminine boipussy.

>mature women > virgin who can only whine you fag
>implying Cap wouldn't be just as fierce in the sack despite being inexperienced

She's a fucking leader, you faggotron.

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It works with Toni though because there's no strings. Just drinking, partying, back to her place for a night of fucking. You don't even have to worry about slipping out without waking her cause she'd be up before you down in the lab tinkering with her Ironwoman suit.

since tony sleep around with women and being a playboy they think so
personally I have no problems with femstark being open about sex, we could get in some kinky stuffs

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Tony Stark is a ladies man who slept around a lot until Pepper showed up. It's well known among Sup Forums nerds that IM is a raging whore in the comics.

How is he a whore, you dumb fuck? This is some /r9k/ tier retarded shitposting

she would be terrible in bed and you know it
even too shy to hold hands

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I agree with this casting, but damn he looks like shit with red hair.

keep in mind Cap is a 97 year old virgin as a man, imagine how frigid she'd be female

As much as I hate this femme and black washing shit, dat female Stark tho...

>this thread

This is a dumb argument since male Cap is a zillion times hotter and better than Iron Manlet, no homo. Don't act like that wouldn't be the same if they were female, Tonyplebs.

>/r9k/ posters think having sex with people automatically makes you an easy whore with handfuls of stds
wew

>all the shitposting potential when she goes around the interview circuit talking about how Ayn Rand inspired her take on the character

mmmm i can dig that...

>personally I have no problems with femstark being open about sex, we could get in some kinky stuffs
Like cuckolding

>rick and morty reference
>stale as fuck old may mays
>pepe posting
>believes in dimensional theory

Yep, we have ourselves a Redditor!

Confirmed for not seeing CW.

this, she's smart and rich enough unlike your normal attention whore cunt "why dont you care more about me"

mad because it's true and 1 in 5 normies has STDs

Betacucks detected

But what if they were female and black? Tonysha Stark vs Stevoya Rogers

>pure
>virgin
Not with Bucky around she wouldn't.

wow he kissed a girl after 70 years, good for him

>he likes tall women
>he likes light haired over dark haired women
>he likes frigid women
>he likes boring women
lmao what shit taste

please, femcap would curse the new murrica culture with all this whoring business, expect sex after marriage only you tards.

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>there are faggots ITT right now who didn't get boners from this

Back to your containment board pleb

date femcap while promising to wait for marriage, but actually cheat on her the entire time with toni

and that's what the Civil War's about

cheeky cunts,
best option right here

>liking short girls who get fat easier and have shitty weight distribution
>liking shit brown hair over innately feminine blonde hair
>implying Cap is frigid - has literally nothing to base this on
>implying Cap is boring
lmao what shit taste

Do you ever notice that if you take a male character and change their sex it makes for a really cool female character, but if you take a female character and turn them male you get a boring and sucky male character?

hey... looked bigger on the theater

maybe Anita was right all along

much hotter
>femstark would tide me onto a chair and force me to watch her sucking some blackcock
>while she has this smirk on her face
please do

FemCap>>>>>>>>>>>Wanda>>>>>>>>>>>>Black Widow>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>FemStark

You know it's true.

Steph:
>titcow
>sweet
>loyal
>sense of humor
>proud
>not afraid to break the law
>young
>hot as fuck

Toni:
>flat
>old
>menopause
>cunt
>dried up pussy

I literally don't understand, are you gay?