What famous couple would you like to adopt you?

What famous couple would you like to adopt you?

Fass has the weirdest balding pattern ever. He is full on the back of his head, yet has massive widow peaks.

It also seems hes cutting his own air, its the same lenght eevrywhere, a barber would make the sides shorter-

Timberlake and Biel

Oprah

eva green and whoever

who is this semen demon

eva green as a lonely single mother :^)

Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman's feet.

jessica chastain and marisa tomei

Brad and Angelina. They seem pretty chill and are into collecting humans of different shapes and sizes.

This goddamn.
>tfw you will never be the little dog

The blonde kids get bullied by the foreign ones. True story.

>not knowing Alicia Vikander

Tom Hardy and Hugh Jackman. So they can fuck my adopted boypussy everyday.

>Hardy
>Hugh Jackman
I don't know who these people are, but they sure do sound like pornstars.

Kate Beckinsale and Bridget Reagan.

(Lesbian couple is the trend now)

MEW and her cuck husband

Did Bridget break up their relationship?

Guy Pearce and Carice van Houten are a patrician couple

I wanna be the boy.

And i want to polish those heels for her.

I would like to be adopted by her but she might go strict on me to get /fit/.

>I don't know who these people are

What are you doing on Sup Forums dude.

>obsessing over a celeb's male pattern baldness

JUST

...

this is autism

So, what do you guys think?

If you get less marks in quiz or not behave properly, will Kate Beck wear her latex suit and whip you in the basement?

Do British people really do this?