Mummy May edition
/brit/
Michael Cooper
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Gabriel Lewis
anime
Lincoln Baker
frederica
Brandon Perry
mummy nigger more like
Elijah Green
Isaac Gutierrez
Christopher James
Joshua Roberts
good album
Kayden Williams
V bad edition
Nolan Jenkins
fuck china
Easton Bailey
>american humor
Justin Hall
animal
John Brown
The Capitalist Dream is a myth which has been bought wholesale and until very recently barely ever questioned. We are human animals who frequently forget our humanity and purpose in life and have been conditioned to aspire to a way of life which is incompatible with our essential being.
There are important things in life which contribute to the sum of our happiness, and there are unimportant things which detract and divert us from that.
The colour of one's aga or curtains renewed very year fall into the second group, as do the length of our skirts or colour of our wardrobe.There is more to life than 'stuff', a fact which we forget at our peril.
Many of us have lost sight of the fact that people are important to our sum total of happiness, and those we connect with and who we can reciprocally depend on are most important of all. The rest is dross.
Jack Bennett
>why yes i do post music in /brit/ and expect people to open it
Liam Diaz
will be in Japan in 2 months lads
Lucas Kelly
going to bed now
i shall resume Moz posting tomorrow
Hudson Jackson
soo
Jonathan Scott
...
Henry Ward
says my surname is cornish
CAN'T HOLD BACK THE WHITE AND BLACK
Jonathan Rogers
scared?
Jackson Anderson
...
Eli Green
Four men have been charged over a suspected hit-and-run crash on New Year's Eve in which two cousins died.
Gabor Hegedus, 38, faces charges including causing death by dangerous driving and driving without a licence.
David Orsos, 18, Janos Kalanyos, 50, and Zoltan Peto, 49, also of Oldham, have been charged with conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
All appeared at Tameside Magistrates' Court, where they were remanded in custody and scheduled to attend Manchester Minshull Street Crown Court on 1 February.
Nathaniel Howard
>2.42 giggabits
shan't
Elijah Robinson
electropop
Cameron Wright
What do the bookies have your odds of getting a date and a hug with a local grill at?
Brayden Taylor
mummy NIGGER more like
Liam Myers
>drops trou
>12 feet of flaccid willy unfurl like a fire hose
>it just touches the tip of your foot
hows about that then
Jackson Jenkins
So is the oats meme the first one of 2017?
Aaron Ramirez
really don't like the brap meme
that's the sound of a grime crowd not a fart
Charles Williams
have a gf so we'll see. open to cheating on her desu as she would never find out
Brayden Collins
Doing a nervous and an anxious
Carter Perry
...
Leo Collins
italo-disco
Liam Wilson
objective reality is the great myth of our time
Owen Wood
*sets off the FOY alarm*
Elijah Morales
scottish metalworkers that moved to ireland
sounds pretty accurate 2bh, 3/4 of my dads side is irish and 1/4 scottish
Anthony Ross
Julian Stewart
dislike it. braap sounds nothing like a fart. its been around forever too.
Luke Fisher
Julian Ward
do you wanna build a snowman
Dominic Powell
...
Adrian Morris
...
Ayden Richardson
full anal nelson
Xavier Wilson
no i fockin dont
Nathaniel Adams
Tyler Thompson
enjoyed this
James Thomas
In the context of ogling cute girls, what are your top 5 favourite ethnicities?
Michael Perry
ah yes, self contradiction
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Liam Reyes
On the count of three, post your favourite colour.
1...
2...
3!
Zachary Davis
don't have anything to say about this video but i feel like i owe you a (you)
Landon Butler
>open to cheating on her
Yeah, fuck off, you don't deserve her, you should tell her how you feel and let her meet someone better. I'd never feel that way about a girl, never have done and never will do.
Robert Hernandez
Thoughts?
Carson Turner
brown
James Lewis
jackie chan
Hudson Cook
Frozen made me cry because it reminded me of the time when i was extremely depressed and never left my room or the house. My sister who was 10 years younger than me was very close to me and i completely shut her off.
>tfw you realise Frozen is an alagory for depression and isolation
Luis Adams
Red
Grayson Barnes
Mexican
Black
White
That's pretty much it
Cameron White
brown
Oliver Mitchell
My mum and dad have both said I'm an alpha male but it feels like everyone else who knows me treats me like a loser so what am I?
Caleb Nelson
alri 16 year old
Cameron Lewis
we both just date each other because neither of us want to be alone.
I still like her a lot
David Phillips
any warm milk man in
Dominic Miller
Anglos
Nords
Japs
Koreans/Chinese
Northern Spaniards (Cuz we wuz celts n shiet)
Lucas James
Agree
Should be more of a PRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP
Connor Davis
this is real
Kevin Davis
Bentley Bailey
Shut up you soppy gay cunt
Lincoln Morales
Luis Hall
>warm milk
deplorable
Lincoln Wilson
spit on lyric everybodys like BBBBBFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT
Jaxson Gray
I wish there were less of you on here.
Caleb Parker
...
Justin Rivera
DUUUUUUUUUUUDE WEED dae r/trees man
Jonathan Hall
power glove
Jacob Martin
DAE remember Reddit?
(only millennials will get this post!)
Sebastian Fisher
I wish they would let me over there so I could spit in your face
Gavin Roberts
What compels you quackers to write these posts and submit them?
Angel Sullivan
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
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>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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cue the hempforce mustard
Nolan Hill
eli5 grime
Gavin Thomas
fucks sake, cant believe im laughing at simulated fart noises over the internet
Liam Gray
don't know any of your characteristics but could you kindly please FUCK OFF
Jaxon Clark
Eli Phillips
You don't really mean that...
Hudson Flores
Scandinvian are probably the most overall attractive but Spanish and Italian girls are probably the best to oggle. They dress so well and they have v nice figures. Slav and French girls recieve an honourary mention.
Andrew King
me
Sebastian Flores
1 dimensional rap for britbongs
Sebastian Hall
that was me a few years ago ;^)
James Cruz
What's wrong with Asians
Bentley Mitchell
bye lads
Xavier Perez
>there are unironically gen Z wankers in this thread
Jacob Wright
>What's wrong with Asians
Charles Ward
there's only a few people that do it i think
there's the Irish and British grimelads
there's that one Leaf and a couple of Brits who wank over shoegaze
there's that one French lad who posts some p decent obscure shit
Nolan Ross
Song title aside the choon is a cracker
Easton Cox
Levi Hughes
Everything
Landon Parker
Just pissed on the Chinese gf's face lads
Austin Brown
Any twat who believes that pizzagate nonsense is a turbowasteman desu
Gabriel Ortiz
...
Samuel White
quite literally me
Kevin Scott
me?