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Gladiatorial combat - plebs
Chariot racing - patricians

THE FUCKING CHRISTIANS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, DOUBLE JEWS, ARE KILLING OUR SOCIETY

Blue Team master race

Green fags fuck off

Why does Rome constantly remake Greek media?

Can't they just redisplay it in their halls?

I bet you enjoy the plays of Wessex Anthony

Thread rules: all mockery of the jews and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum

>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Brutus?

Why do the Numidians always cause such a clamor at the amphitheater?

Who is the Icarus of playwrights?

who could be behind this post

>it's a bread and circuses play

Ego Paulus Doctor CIA

VENI VIDI VENI

>Et tu, Brutus?
What did he mean by this?

CONSILIVM VOLANDI QVOD CVM AGENTIA REGISTRAVI ENVMERAT MEVM, DOCTOREM PAVLVM HIC, SED SOLVM VNVM E VOBIS

STOP MY INVINCIBLE SON

I recommend surrounding yourself with more and better goons, Gaius Sempronius.

Doctor Paulus, ego sum CIA*

>not using the vocative

WHO LET THE PLEBS OVT

Check 'em

Oh shit I forgot that the vocative isn't always exactly the same as the nominative fuck I should be studying

TELL ME ABOUT THE JEW
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE CROWN OF THORNS?

Hadrian is one tough cream puff.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Achilles? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about young Achilles. I'm not talking about Trojan War period Achilles either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Trojan War era Achilles equipped with his bronze overlong spear, greaves, helmet, shield and sword with the Myrmidons behind him. I'm talking about Trojan War era Achilles with the shield of Hephaestus, his signature arms and armour, with the Myrmidons behind him whilst under the blessings of the gods AND whilst grieving over his dead cousin Patrocles and being a master with the sword, spear and phalanx combat but AFTER having warmed up for his battle with Prince Hector and fuming at the treatment he's received from Agamemnon with the aid of Ajax; who is an expert with his hammer, Odysesseus' bow and whilst having Athena herself at his side, the prayers of his nymph mother AND with his immortality which he has had since birth?

It's crazy this statue was so well-preserved when they found it

degenerates like you belong on a cross

Hercules > Muh heel man

>All citizens, be aware that the vassal, Prince Herod, Tetrarch of Galilee, has come to the city. By order of the triumvirate, during his residence here, all mockery of Jews and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum.

spoiler alert: achilles dies

Teacher Iesu I am SPQR

What doth Sup Forums think of Prometheus?

A silly and ineffectual people.

this titan is your FRIEND
he fights for FREEDOM

Who is the greatest theatre autèur of our time?
And why is it glorious Emperor Nero?

ITT:Shows that Sup Forums said were great but were actually mediocre

Big Gaius 4V

Fellinius is proletarian af

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Nero is pretty nutty. He committed suicide when the Senate probably wouldn't have even come after him

>Caligula appoints horse as consul
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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DOTH YE TAKE PLEASURE IN THE PERFORMANCES OF WES ANDERSON?

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-th is a third person singular ending

The Man of Bat whom challenges The Ever Powerful Man is superior theatre to Civil War, the new play by Marvellus

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UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

Can you tell me what it should have been please?

Filthy savage

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just "do"

Fucking barbarians. Always with their "unga bunga" and "bar, bar bar".

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Tell me about julius caesar why doesn't he wear the crown?

noone cared who he was until he crossed the robicon

Couldst thou remove cock from ass and emblazon thy tired graphito elsewhere? This square is for citizens only.

orgies - equites

No more dead vigiles

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

go away sodomit.

>it's a surprise penis inspectio at the colosseum episode

oh jupiter pls no

Some predilictions shan't fall from fashion, I would wager a slave on it.

A boy is more faithful and true, however, and cattle of this stock is best suited for the Sibylline Temple.

Neckbeard detected

>ceterum censeo carthaginem esse delendam

what did cato mean by this?

He's right

>151.5 KB

>pater familias unearthed the cum tunic amphora

How fucked am i?

Imagine being Publius in the senate and having to be all like "damn, Caesar, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your oratory prowess and horrifically stretched anus. I would totally give the vote to you, both my public servant and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 11 year old in his bathing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Publius and not only sit in that chair while Caesar flaunts his disgusting doctrine in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his arguments ridiculousness, and just sit there, sentence after sentence, hour after hour, while he perfected that speech. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking rhetoric but his haughty attitude as everyone on the senate tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CAESAR ORATES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and listen to his girlish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been listening to the moans of nothing but a healthy diet of castrati and germanic slave infants and actual rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Pompeii. You've never even heard anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his frowning forehead as he wipes it in to continue speaking, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "charismatic (for that is what he thinks himself) prowess", the poetry he worked so hard for with personal teachers in the previous months. And then the audience calls for another opinion, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the praetorian guard could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Publius. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>mfw

>TRUE ROMAN BREAD FOR TRUE ROMANS
Fucking tired of this ad

If I crossed the Rubicon would it be treason treason?

>mfw a thracian was a savage near me

I hate this Sup Forums style of screencaps with random reaction images thrown in there and random posts repeated or enlarged for "comedic effect"

Spoken like a true Roman

How do Sup Forumsedditors even understand them? Everything's so random

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MAGNUS PUER ES

MAGNUM

how do we remove the pagan scum?

Me too. Really fucking annoying.

Do you all believe Nero's slogan "make Rome great again".

I think he seems a bit mentally unstable.

lol

Who is this semenduct?

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R O M A
O
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The man knows his wine and his way around an orgy. What could possibly go wrong?

Fvcking cvcks. It's like you want German cock deep in your Roman wench.

Et non rapiet matris natalis irrumator

*unnecessary hand movements*

>THE CARTHAGINIANS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN

CARTHAGED when?

Aye brother, let us tear through the green pheasants.

Everyone knows Roman women can't get enough of the Big Germanic Cock. The Germans are basically animals compared to effete Roman men. Just accept the new order of things.

Roman pussy was meant for BGC.

Give us your jew gold faggot.

CRASHING THIS CHARIOT

SINE SVRVIVORIBVS

fag

check these

>MMXVI
>not executing Carthaginians on sight