>Be Russian
>Drink vodka
>It's actually bath lotion
>Die
Be Russian
Tyler Ramirez
Thomas Wright
>be albanian
>drink tap water
>die
Matthew Long
>Be Italian
>Breathe Volcanic air
>Die
Austin Bell
>be Albanian
>abduct the local pasha's daughter
>get honor killed by his clan
Kevin Cruz
>Be slovenia
>Literally who
Mason Diaz
>Be Italian
>Live your life
>Earthquake comes
>Die.
Jonathan White
>be Bosnian
>abduct the local efendija's daughter
>step on a landmine and get the both of you killed before his jarans can even find you
Oliver Gomez
>Be Slovenian
>Your father is Bosnian
Lucas Sanchez
...
Jacob Cox
>Be human
>Breath oxygen
WEW
Eli Gray
...
Jeremiah Parker
Kek
Julian Thomas
>be Albanian
>Sell the wrong organ to buy cheap alcohol
>Die
Joseph Peterson
>Be Argentinian
>sell wrong islands to buy alcohol
>Malvinas becomes Falklands
Asher Clark
>be Brit
>go 'ave a pint innit
>get glassed
Jace Lee
>be russian
>drink alcohol
>die from methanol poisoning
>laughing face.jpg
Austin Russell
>be Polish
>eat jellied carp with beetroot with pickled eggs
>be completely fine with it
Grayson Miller
>be polish
>see a rainbow after a storm
>burn it down
Luke Miller
>be poland
Nolan Rodriguez
>be mortal
>die
Mortalfags BTFO!
Hudson Green
>be Slovenian
>be a rip off of Slovakia
>be fine with it
Alexander Howard
>be poland
>get PARTITION'D
>die
Oliver Murphy
>be polish
>live
>be fine with it
Jackson Lewis
>be Swedish
>flex your pecks with your nordenbruder all day
>be completely straight and non-degenerate as can be
Christopher Morales
>be American
>get shot
Lucas Perez
...
Joseph Rivera
>be slovenia
> be so irrelevant people literally need to google facts about your country to find something to make fun of you over
Adrian Ortiz
>be Sweden
>get cucked by your government
>get raped
>too poor to afford therapy
>kill self
James Jackson
>be american
>participate in jewish ritual at birth in which a rabbi mutilates your benis and then sucks it
Joshua Martinez
>Be swedish
>Go out
>Freeze to death
Oliver Roberts
>be bosnian
>look outside
>neck self
Alexander Butler
>Be Bosnian
>Get out
>Get mine'd
Bentley Phillips
>be bosnian
>come to sweden
>freeze to death because you dont have any resistance while swedish people bathe naked in the snow
Camden Mitchell
>Maybe real worry is West's decline and that Russia manages things better?
Lincoln Rogers
>Be random Arab nr.1
>Blow up
Angel Stewart
>be businessman in Kuwait
>have to pay hundreds of dollars for a bottle of booze
>be Albanian
>dream of joining ISIS like every good Muslim
>make burek for South Slavs instead