Be Russian

[Eli Gray]

...

[Jeremiah Parker]

Kek

[Julian Thomas]

>be Albanian
>Sell the wrong organ to buy cheap alcohol
>Die

[Joseph Peterson]

>Be Argentinian
>sell wrong islands to buy alcohol
>Malvinas becomes Falklands

[Asher Clark]

>be Brit
>go 'ave a pint innit
>get glassed

[Jace Lee]

>be russian
>drink alcohol
>die from methanol poisoning
>laughing face.jpg

[Austin Russell]

>be Polish
>eat jellied carp with beetroot with pickled eggs
>be completely fine with it

[Grayson Miller]

>be polish
>see a rainbow after a storm
>burn it down

[Luke Miller]

>be poland

[Nolan Rodriguez]

>be mortal
>die
Mortalfags BTFO!