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back from work, time to put the feet up edition

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anime

Right-wingers hate the NHS because the provision of care on the basis of need (rather than ability to pay) is socialism.

marina

me

Icelad posted this picture when he was drunk
he insists it's not him
opinions?

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>girl I really like wants me to sing for her tomorrow
>just asked me out of the blue
>have decent voice and like to sing but normally just sing to myself
>sometimes sing quietly to myself when we're in the car together
>she always goes quiet and seems to enjoy it

Dunno, seems kinda gay but that fanny could be sopping wet by the end of it if I choose something good to sing.

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so?

fake news

Too tall

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those beady black eyes

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did a chuckle

Also it's the other Icelander who insists it's not him. I never got mixed up in this confusion

rainy days and mondays

wailing

paid a prostitute to piss on me before snorting cocaine off a hunting knife in a service station car park whilst drinking a bottle of jack daniels at 7am

youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U
can't go wrong with this

feels comfiness for some reason

*misses you like the desert misses the rain*

unironically excited for the next season of top gear now that the ginger is gone

so lonely
so alone

what a qt

how many hookers have you seen?
i've seen two thus far

Hallelujah

>have decent voice

doubt it

>have a problem with amazon order
>contact customer support
>"yes helo my naem is chhaya how can i serve u 2day?"

at least 20

cheers love!

medal's in the post

>he's still namefagging as gaymen rider

ppf i meant marina netx uk queen joyce

that's a mental story pal - I know you're really busy but you got time to tell that one again?

nob head

**does a wank**

Ben, Julius, behave yourselves and have a wonderful day at school

so cold and lonely lads :'(

>yous

looks like he plays a lot of counter strike

the thing that counts is that you'll sing for her
just this will make her wet probably...

i managed to make a single superking cigarette last me a whole day by ripping a bit off the top and putting into a small skin
such is life when you're poor

thanks lad. next time I have a similar experience I'll be sure to /brit/post it for you

slapped your mums arse on me way home from work

sometimes i'm not a very nice person

why does my guy only have half a beard

looks like a cloud rap boy

when you start kissing do you go straight to open mouth or start with a peck on the lips?
pls no bully
i'm new to this

Lolz

>be poor
>Spend money on cigarettes

Aaah yes

Really enjoy when the gf sings to herself desu

Wish she'd sing to me on purpose but she's too shy

>I can't afford to feed my children!

you'll never see me spoking a cigarette coz cigarette smoke nah that's not me

>tfw no gf to sing Earthmover to me as i fall asleep

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most prossies don't let you kiss them on the mouth lmao

Been there mate
>kissing a hooker
Dumb shitposter

wtf lads, think i'm a bit gay

this is Harry's mum and i would like to just say the language used in the forum is abhorrent and appaling. if your mothers seen the filth you lot put on the internets then they would be ashamed of their sons! grow up!

hey son, are you winning?

imagine the nicotine buzz he got off smoking all those cigarettes, his head must've been spinning for days

I unironically think the nip trip has made some good posts, I have been monitoring them over the day. Are you actually from japan or just a tourist?

All niggers should be killed via willy-suffocation

I used to hate british people but ever since I started browsing /brit/ I realized you guys are alright

Still hate the paddies though

need a concerned mummy gf

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Don't kiss escorts, man. I mean, you can if you want but for all you know they've had some other guys cock in their mouth 20 minutes before you got there.

Same for giving her oral, don't do it.

I've visited a few escorts myself and many a time I've finished and started getting dressed while they have been making the bed up asap for their next customer.

One of them got mad at me for sweating so much on her bed and leaving a really visible wet patch, which meant she had to change the sheets...

not a bad gimmick

good lad

Cant bear to think how many trannies there are at AGDQ

>One of them got mad at me for sweating so much on her bed

fat cunt

SOURCE RIGHT NOW OR I'M SENDING YOU AWAY SUNSHINE

>thus far

I believe Chinese cigarettes even have a greater amount of nicotine than western ones
This post better not be directed at my character

IT'S
HAPPENING

Maybe he's got God tier stamina mate

You don't know

Got a collar like that but it's pink

Bloody hell, littering has gone too far

how did they get in the road?

pics xx

things hotter than the sun: the bottom of a rustlers burger

>sasuke
why, no

bananas
in pyjamas
are coming down the stairs

Irish banter

wish i knew lad

>his post better not be directed at my character
would you feel bad if it were?

Not really, but I would have to defend my honour anyway

I'm 6ft 170lb mate. I very rarely break into a sweat but I fucked the shit out of her and sex is hard work when you're doing most of the work!

maybe you should post pics :3

at this point, i'm so desperate i'd actually marry a trap

fair enough, let's simulate it if it were directed to you then, go on.
>it was directed to you, autist

have they multiplied since last year?

he's so cute, what the fuck

dropped me grenades on the way home from school

anyone seen em?

>desperate

nah niqqa you GAY

>!

This must have been a really shitty hooker

>!

dont do this.

this is Harry's step-father here just backing up what Cat said to you boys. Harry is a very vulnerable young lad who is easily influenced. please refrain from posting racist submissions on this forum as he and his family are proud and diverse. Me n Cat would hate to see him misled by stupid boys on the web.