/brit/

fake news

Too tall

...

those beady black eyes

twitter.com/madisonlawrence/status/818322682357891072

did a chuckle

Also it's the other Icelander who insists it's not him. I never got mixed up in this confusion

rainy days and mondays

wailing

paid a prostitute to piss on me before snorting cocaine off a hunting knife in a service station car park whilst drinking a bottle of jack daniels at 7am

youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U
can't go wrong with this