eternal edition
/brit/
Zachary Ortiz
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James Lewis
I like the new BLM
Jonathan Anderson
Annie May
Austin Wright
the eternal /birt/
Gabriel Robinson
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Carson Sanchez
nice
Kevin Sullivan
why has nonce suddenly become a synonym for pedophile
Daniel Price
>i have an affinity for a cuck who ended himself because i understand and value the importance of a completely imaginary concept
Brody Turner
>tfw 105 IQ
Jason King
storngly considering a wank
Zachary Taylor
wiki wiki wiki wild wild west
Blake Jenkins
>suddenly
FOY
Charles Jenkins
are you dnb leaf? always forget
Lucas Thomas
William Cox
just ate a benzedrine inhaler ama
Parker Baker
why has retard suddenly become a synonym for canadian
Chase Lopez
*walks towards you*
Jacob Ward
Right lads, we all know chinks and white people are the smartest people in the world, so why did white people take over in a way that chinks didn't? Were we smarter? Were we using our smarts in a different, more effective manner?
Justin James
>muesli for brekky
>tuna, rice and mixed-bean salad for lunch
>apple
>cheeky blueberry muffin as a snack
>3 eggs on 2x toast after work
>salmon couscous and brocolli after gym
Might have a cheeky beer hehe
Kevin Moore
bait thread coming along quite nicely. all britlads welcome
Robert Wood
>been awake for 12 hours
>eaten nearly 15,000 calories
Nathan Jones
pfm tbqh
Gavin Stewart
*appears behind you*
Cooper Wright
have you ever.. you know... "done it" before
Ayden Edwards
>oh no , cant have people hoarding wealth, bad for the economy
Josiah Wilson
>I have an affinity for Hitler cause I'm a European and I understand and value the importance of the nation state and it's integrity.
surely you're joking? who has killed more europeans or violated more nation states sovereignty than Hitler?
Jonathan Nguyen
do not believe.
Nolan Hernandez
Did Trump have a weirdly large head? He doesn't look like it now, maybe he grew into it.
Jayden Diaz
LITERALLY ME wew
Sebastian Reed
very nice
Liam Garcia
>all brown or women
what are the actual demographics of oxford?
Hudson Thomas
When you run out of lotion, do you have to substitute it with prostate stimulation?
Jackson Powell
bet you were glasses you fucking nerdy twat
would love to smash them
John Robinson
*nods in appreciation*
*does borat voice*
verdy nice!
Asher Price
if you tax inheritance you just force people to spend any amount of money they accumulate on useless shit
Brandon Ward
Absolutely refuse to believe Ireland is just as temperate as Spain or Morocco
Joseph Scott
has anyones Facebook or Messenger app started melting their battery
phone keeps heating up, battery goes down at a massive rate, cant even charge phone properly
but if I delete the apps... everything is fine....
Josiah Russell
Christian James
the bf
Jack Bennett
I am so happy cause today I've found my friends
They're in my head
Dominic Sanders
fuck the british isles tbf
Jordan Foster
where i turn in my (you)s for prizes?
or are they essentially worthless?
John Bailey
It's the jews sucking up all your personal information because you installed the facebook app
Eli White
>the capital of ireland is Dull
Lincoln Johnson
>who has killed more europeans or violated more nation states sovereignty than Hitler?
you lose, kiddo
Thomas Davis
>you just force people to spend any amount of money they accumulate on useless shit
which drives our economy
Tyler Perry
...
Jonathan Wilson
maybe i am
maybe i'm not
Mason Gutierrez
much like its population
Eli Howard
You all dance to my tune.
Justin Torres
You're just a shit Spain
Christopher Powell
>belvita biscuits for breakfast whilst driving
>cheese sandwichs and crisps from mummys lunch box, put the crisps in my sandwiches (ate in my car down the road from the office)
>chicken griddlers and potato waffles for dinner
rate my life
Henry Lewis
trying to stay one step ahead of the normies is exhuasting
Chase Nelson
rude
also rude
Lucas Hall
golly
Ryan Flores
Use the browser for this reason
Luke Reed
>hohols
>europeans
kek
but yeah stalin is a megalomaniac shit head which is why I dont look up to him
you're just a hypocritical moron for thinking hitler was a good guy
Tyler Cox
lads...
Cooper Long
tfw I live in the pink zone
Benjamin Hill
off to buy a half oz
Justin Young
fuck off murderer
Brandon Gray
Peak-runt
Nolan Bell
>you dont like hitler you must like stalin
wahey
Kayden Kelly
>snow Thursday
Get comfy lads
Jordan Anderson
hmmm
Connor Davis
>'go 'zza
runt
Jeremiah Jones
>implying you didn't just spam the word (You) itt
disgrace, get out of my sight
James Barnes
how much does that cost you? 50 quid here
Nicholas Richardson
I'm hoping it snows a lot this weekend so I don't have to go to some chad's wedding.
Julian Morgan
Mummy May's built-in listening device running 24/7
Isaiah Campbell
>chad
foy
Levi Torres
mine was pretty low, but I faked it to get extra time and shit in school because they took it away from me before
Jaxon Nelson
mate...
Nolan Rodriguez
does your dealer convert currency as a side job?
Justin Barnes
£80
Ethan Collins
>competing for total number of (you)s
>not trying for top (you) post
Michael Rogers
>canadian desperately arguing for canadian relevance
sad sight to see
Ayden James
...
Dominic Adams
not going to wank for the last 3 days before i go back to uni, got two qt marches lined up and need my sexual energy on FULL BLAST
Charles Richardson
>NO NO IT CANNOT BE!
>I? MERELY A PAWN TO HIS WHIMS?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Keep dancing.
Landon Evans
Ah yes, the "off banana"
Austin Jenkins
starting to feel like the world is 75% female and at least 60% fuckable ones none of whom will have sex with me
Hudson Martin
don't be like this Portugal
when I was 14 I went to Portugal with a few of my friends and we had a game of football against some local kids, they shared their cigs and told us where to buy hash
i have quite a positive opinion about your country
Connor Lopez
...
Ryder Smith
>tfw Mummy May checks your browsing history
Asher Bell
i did the conversion myself you runt
grime, thats a little bit less than i pay with my canadian monopoly moey
Isaac White
how can you possibly have any incentive for developing technology etc. if as soon as someone accumulates wealth they just spend it on completely frivolous things
Aiden Hughes
le united states
Jonathan Flores
GF pranked me 3 times about being pregnant
literally cannot handle the emotional stress anymore
Easton Murphy
i've discovered that ground baccy works very well for sprinkling (aside from the plug ofc)
Dominic Lopez
sounds like a healthy relationship
Noah Lopez
bet you couldn't run a mile/10
Parker Evans
Plot twist: she's been getting them all aborted
Lincoln Scott
id like to see you try you measly prokaryote
*teleports behind you before you get to write a reply*
*unsheathes jewish dagger*
*stabs you in the back for 400 hp*
heh.... sayonara kid
Tyler Lewis
MFW when I earn nearly £40k pa and I have fuck-all to spend it on.
Michael King
Kick her down the stairs to be on the safe side, she could be testing you to see how you'd respond.
Jackson Fisher
>still hasnt received vasectomy
Parker Cooper
its literally one of those tests that girls do
if you had a seriously adverse reaction she'd get mad af
its like when they dream about you cheating on them and wake up mad at you
Nicholas Thompson
the rose
Christian Stewart
Nah, I've literally been telling her to get abortions every time and she kept disagreeing telling me I'll be a father and have a massive responsibility for once in my life