/brit/

sounds like a healthy relationship

bet you couldn't run a mile/10

Plot twist: she's been getting them all aborted

id like to see you try you measly prokaryote
*teleports behind you before you get to write a reply*
*unsheathes jewish dagger*
*stabs you in the back for 400 hp*
heh.... sayonara kid

MFW when I earn nearly £40k pa and I have fuck-all to spend it on.

Kick her down the stairs to be on the safe side, she could be testing you to see how you'd respond.

>still hasnt received vasectomy

its literally one of those tests that girls do
if you had a seriously adverse reaction she'd get mad af

its like when they dream about you cheating on them and wake up mad at you

the rose

Nah, I've literally been telling her to get abortions every time and she kept disagreeing telling me I'll be a father and have a massive responsibility for once in my life