Italia

>italia

>being so insecure you can't even make fun of yourself

cuck detected

Italy is erroniously labeled: (north) Italy makes fun of the emirate of naples&sicily, and vice-versa

That's why Austrians joke about Germans?

>Hungarians joke about Scotland
...ok?

Wrong map, we mock k*rds t b h.

If that was true it would be the same for us. We make a lot more fun of other parts of Germany than other countries.

Yeah wtf Macar's explain pls

Pls eestibros tell me some jokes you have about finns

Poor little belgium

Copied from a Reddit post, here are hungarian jokes:

In a dark corner a scottish guy got stopped by a mugger.
"100 pounds or your life!"
"Here's 50. I'm already half dead from the scare."

The scot and his son are walking in the market. Suddenly the son asks:
"Dad, can I get an orange?"
"No."
"But dad! I'd really like one!"
"Allright son, then spit on a vendor and maybe he'll throw one at you!"

A scottish kid asks his dad:
"Daddy, what will be under the christmas tree this year?"
"Floor."

The scot is cutting the grass in the garden, when his wife shouts out the window:
"John! There're two guys here. They asking for donations for the new public swimming pool. What should I give them?"
"Two baskets of water!"

The scot is in terrible pain, because of his teeth. He goes to the dentist, and in the dentist chair he starts nervously checking his pockets.
"Don't worry, you don't have to pay in advance!" - Says the doctor
"I'm not worried about that. Just want to count my money before the anastesia!"

Two scottish guys meet at the café. One of them tells the other that he'll have a date there today.
"And? She's not here yet?"
"Yeah, she's here. The girl at the corner table."
"And what's the matter?"
"I asked her, that she should eat donuts so I can recognise her. She's eating the fifth one, but I'm waiting for her to become full, so I don't have to buy dinner for her."

Why does everyone hate Sweden?

Why are some countries the butts of jokes like that? Belgium, Bosnia, Sweden... Everyone around them thinks they're funny.

But that's literally the reason you unwashed barbarian, what other reason can you concieve?

how long were you in coma friend?

>A scottish kid asks his dad:
>"Daddy, what will be under the christmas tree this year?"
>"Floor."

>Turkey
>Europe

???

they're obsessed with us, just like the nerd kids make fun of Chad

Just a prank bro
We'll give it back later

in italy we make fun of polentoni, their penchant for cuckoldry and their women. here's your explanation.

Ahh yes the great Sea of Belarus

People can't afford jokes in Belarussia.

Historically because Sweden were warring with surrounding countries for hundreds of years, but now they're sub-par as a scandinavian nation and are only known for Ikea and bad politics.

Weren't you both vassal states under Denmark for the longest time?

t. errone dolorante

Kek but why?

> Spain joking about the Portuguese
This doesn't happen. We have jokes about Andalusians (lazy), Basques (physically strong, mentally weak), Catalans (cheap), Lepe (stupid), Argentines (egomaniacs), Madrileños (egomaniacs)... but our only stereotypes about the Portuguese is that they sing sad songs and that they sell towels.

Not exactly vassals, and besides Norway stayed in the union for like 400 years after Sweden left.

>sweden surrounded
Kek

>A scottish kid asks his dad:
>"Daddy, what will be under the christmas tree this year?"
>"Floor."

That's a big Portugal

Time to repost greek jokes

football match, two greek teams playing
referee throws coin, 2000 wounded

why greeks never buy fridges? because they believe that after closing the door the light doesn't go off

a greek asks his friend: how come the house burned if you were there?
-I gave a ring 4 times to the firefighters but no one called back

a greek couple is walking to the girl's house
bf tells gf that once she goes upstairs to throw a coin from the window to let him know that she arrived
she throws the coin and after two hours checks outside and sees him there
- what are you doing
-looking for the coin
- go home. what am I stupid to throw a coin without a cord

a car hits a greek man and the owner of the car gets out begging to the greek not to call the police
-i'll take you to the hospital and pay everything so please dont call anyone
-can I borrow you phone for a min to call my wife
-sr
-evgjeni don't cook anything today I'm eating by the hospital


a greek man returns home with an expensive bottle of wine but while climbing the stairs he falls and finds himself covered in red and says
-please let it be blood

Did you just recognized Kurdistan as a country?

we make some jokes about you... now i feel bad.

why do hungarians hate scots?

kek

Do Albanians genuinely believe that Greeks are southern Scots, or is this a way to depict the current crisis?

Don't forget the women with moustaches

why are you confusing jokes with hatred

Disgusting steriotype

But it is sadly true...

As true as seeing white spaniards

greeks are known as people who don't let money go off easily

Based Österreich

>one image of my grandmother becomes viral
>"looks guys is meme"

>bosnia

>football match, two greek teams playing
>referee throws coin, 2000 wounded
greece BTFO

Jokes about a country doesn't necessarily mean hatred.

oh come on you know we are insecure why do you make us suffer with this banter i wasn't prepared for this

...

Didn't I hear somewhere that the Romans viewed the Greeks as cheap? That would be a very long running stereotype.