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books have arrived lads
women are beautiful creatures that men largely don't deserve
When you walk, you are touching the earth and the sky at the same time. When you are driving, you are touching neither.
give me some good tunes to download please
I am trying to listen to only normie stuff to see if it cheers me up
gott ed sheerans new tune and now I am stuck on what else
desu I actually posted it in /brit/ before I made that thread
the self-styled "thailad"
You actually never touch anything at all no matter what you're doing what youre feeling is the repulsion between electrons
maroon 5 and marshmelllow
worried i got a girl pregnant
nah, I'm touching shoes and those are touching concrete so
*gives you the V*
I wish I was good looking like this even if I had that body my face would ruin it haha
is that him?
fat stupid yank
don't worry German girls love to get abortions
keep your chin up dad x
this is him
no snow in manchester
across the sea by weezer
2 hours until the so-called post should be here...
Waiting for the cloud, waiting for the cloud...
imagine being fat
must be quite the sad state of being
How do people let themselves get this big
you don't know a woman until you discover her dirty knickers with crusted poo and blood stains
I must know my gf like the back of my hand then
When your living expenses can be covered working 4 hours/week, and there's only so many kids you can nonce in a week, the rest of your cash quickly goes on food and drink
this person looks like they'd survive a car crash quite well
something seems off about this lad but i can't quite put my finger on what
He's australian haha.
2 or 4
his head is too small for his body
looks like he's been Photoshopped
he looks like rubber
I don't know why, but being told to "FOB" on here stings just a bit more than being called a "posh cunt" IRL.
He dated and fucked taylor swift it can't matter that much
fucking hell liberals are so dumb
tfw girls like me until they get to know me
it's just poor people whinging about how jealous they are lad. water off a ducks back.
those girls are too tall
hang on bruce!
need a poo and some breakfast but mostly a poo but cba to get out of bed lads
cut my toenails
In order to love fighting, I have to hate it. There's no love in this without hate. You gotta love it because you want it so bad you're pushing yourself to those limits. Or you simply hate it. And if you ain't there to where you hate it, then good luck trying to love it.
it's adam and eve not adam and steve
enjoyed this video immensely
I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
whenever my internet connection is dodgy i just search nigger in the search bar and my internet is back to normal speeds. weird
Actually it was adam and leaf
i did a pig post haha
I SAY DO YOU SPEAKA MY LANGUAGE?
AND HE JUST SMILED
AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH
tried posting your mum on /s/ again?
you'll get banned for off-topic, mate
I am tormented
with an everlasting
itch for things
I love to sail forbidden seas
and land on
- rupi kaur
we were not discussing lauren southern?
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did a poo haha
gf is pissed i don't want to go to bed yet, asking me why i want to stay at the desk on my laptop. she thinks i want to jerk off but really i want to browse /brit/ and THEN jerk off
extremely good post
don't really think god cares where you put your willy
i mean he's god, i think he's just having fun watching what his creation gets up to
not jerking off while browsing /brit/
It's clearly Adam and Steve, retards.
who are you to say what God cares about?
using gods name in vein for gods sake
it's madam and eve
the holocaust never happened
need a ol' 'cide
To enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal.
build a road through stonehenge
you got proof it DIDNT happen?
gf took severance from her cushy government job and has pretty much moved in without being asked, she's been back to her place 3 times in the last 2 months. It's handy having her around but it's really cutting in to my shitposting time.
really wish i was jewish
it goes all all night night night night long
who are you to say i can't speculate what God cares about?
the fact that there are """holocaust"""" """""""survivors""""""" is proof enough
We're killing in God's name, using God's name in vain, for God's sake
I've got faith, I do pray
I want change, you want chains, I've been around the pain
This shit it wasn't fame, these man just act like they’re famous and you think that they’re actually famous
I tried rap for the fame too, got a pengting 'cause that's what they do
Got arrogant online, 'cause you have to be hated
Then it backfired in my face, feel like someone inside of me trying to escape
They say that the real me is hiding away from the (Power)
Spoke to my brother the other day
Yeah I've been told I'm a runaway
He said my entire fate relies on this time and place
So I'm up from, 9 'til 8, my eyes are tired, my eyes are wide awake
is that her on the bed?
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
it's kiss a ginger day
I'm in love with this girl lads x
old youtube player is still on this video
Reckon I can use that on a fit lad? Haha.
said her a pic of your hairy arsehole
who is this semen demon.
is 25 too young to have a kid?
not shaving your boipucci
Erm I don't think that would be a prudent maneuver on my part but thanks for the advice anyway x
yes, unless you're a woman, then you're too old
if you're financially stable and okay with ruining your life, yes
Ayyy L M A O
Cousin of mine already had two at this age, made a third since. As long as you can afford it, it's not too young.
all american rejects last song
brekkie (eggs and ham on two weetabix)
i mean i can't but i'm white and middle class so i think that would sort itself out
You're doing it wrong
she will never be my gf
any lads wanna play soggy weetabix? x
Are all women from Wales Sophie Dee?
bit rich coming from you methinks
waiting for a parcel
need a poo
I feel like this is my life
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.
jesus mate haha
stop buying tat
I'll play with -your- soggy weetabix.
welsh people all have big eyes and small mouths so it's a pretty common look
there is quite literally no better feeling than squatting extremely heavy weight while listening to death metal at max volume
it's a full body orgasm and in addition to being very sensual in that respect it also very ethereal, a transcendent spiritual experience really
Seems lke you could get the same outcome from just masturbating to ASMR videos
who /northernerer/ ?
sounds like you've just got a really good squat plug
*whispers in your ear*
now i'm going to rub sandpaper with my bellend
hello, my northern brother
it's a meme you dip
which one lads?
no, it's not. memes are funny
Ever notice how 4 is just a pointy 9
3 is just 8 cut in half
Did people from the chon really create the news about donald trump getting pissed on in bed? Does anyoje know the full story about what happened?
B is just 13 smooshed together
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
Carrie Frances Fisher (October 21, 1956 – December 27, 2016) was an American actress, writer, and humorist.
It was a leaked Russian intelligence dossier, so the CIA spread the rumour that it was a fake created by Sup Forums
She was, just not on purpose.
That's American for "banter merchant"
It was a fake created by Sup Forums, so the CIA spread the rumour that it was a leaked Russian intelligence dossier
I write my 1s like they are typed, not like |s. An undergrad girl in a tutorial I was teaching asked me what they were lmao.
It was a CIA created by Sup Forums, so the Russian spread the rumour that it was a leaked fake intelligence dossier
fuck off paedo
Dr Pavel, it was CIA
At the time I was, yeah.
*doesn't look up from phone*
yeah tell me about, it's been cold all week....
Dr Pavel I'm CIA
I think if it was Sup Forums it would be easier to trace with archiving
Yeah, it was fun, all the while I was there I couldn't wait to finish instead of enjoying what I was doing. Felt burned out a bit, didn't do a Master's and went straight from undergrad to about 3 years' worth of PhD. Record time and still was 24 by the time I passed my viva.
Felt burned out a bit, didn't do a Master's and went straight from undergrad to about 3 years' worth of PhD
didnt even know this was possible. pretty cool 2bh
what were you studying?
had an alcohol induced dream that was in bed with the ex gf and she grabbed my hands and told me they were freezing (she frequently remarked on my poor circulation when we were together)
just went outside. very interesting dynamic
The UK is one of the few countries where you can actually do this. Just got along with a lecturer from first year of uni, then did a few projects with her and I sort of stayed on because of my relationship with her as well.
got myself a breakfast roll lads
i assume youre working now.
how much money do you make with a PhD in cs, if you dont mind me asking?
sort of definitely want a cigarette. not having one though
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don't worry, you can find somebody else's lads to bum you fucKING BENDER MATE WAHEYYYY
good lad. you the lad who was taking snuff when he went drinking to help keep off the fags?
Show me your most playful emoticon
simple but effective
I think I am 2bh, from more than 2m away my chest looks clean shaven and I'm 24
( . Y . )
i'm unironically a neet, lasted about 3 months at a new job surrounded by normies. Didnt do the PhD with anything in mind, I just genuinely enjoy research.
If your knob looks like that see a doctor immediately
jelly of my big curvy bellend
......if yours doesn't, maybe you should be the one seeing the dcoctor
no i am not. that sounds gay.
My knob looks like
would post an emoticon of my willy but Sup Forums has a character limit
ah yes, phimosistralian
wonder how the wagies are getting on
hate the type of people who tell you what type of person they are
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Didnt do the PhD with anything in mind, I just genuinely enjoy research.
sounds good, mate
wagie here. working at home today. heating's on, just had some porridge with a banana on top, on my 3rd cup of tea of the day. still in bed. think i'm doing ok tbqh
used to drop that (((((((((((((((((((((((.)~~~~ in AOL chat rooms, careful to pick a different colour for every character to make it look like a cigarette because i was the edgiest twelve year old online
just turned up to work 2bh
less than 7hrs to go tbhfam
replace shitty ethernet cables I got from products or with router
used to be 1.7 MBP/S
all Cat 6a everything
Ah yes very impressive
hate the type of people who tell you what type of person they hate
no wonder you ended up here
didnt think a wagie would be allowed to work from home
back to work goy, mr noseburg needs to make money
Got myself a job earning nearly £20 per hour but it's only 10 hours per week which is enough to cover my bills and living expenses with a tiny bit left over, can't decide if I should try and find a second job to bump my income up to the point where I can actually start saving money or just coast along doing the bare minimum.
who the fuck else is gonna be working from home you melon
You'd be better off getting more hours where you are now
Thanks pal, you too.
haha don't worry I'm not that type of person
unemployed here. working at home today.
the 20p/h job will probably never be more hours than it is now or I would
Does it work on shifts?
You could apply for the opposite shift as well then
Is Janny seriously banning me for a post I made 7 hours ago?
What the fugg :DDDDD
This website does actually have rules, and suggesting that you'd shag a teenage boy is pretty illegal in the real world. Hiroshima Nagasaki and his gang of bum bandit jannies have a legal obligation to report runtposts like yours.
This website does actually have rules, and suggesting that you'd shag a teenage boy is pretty illegal in the real world.
How is it illegal? 16-19 year olds are all legal.
Not in America
suggesting that you'd shag a teenage boy is pretty illegal
right nonce banter is illegal now
back to farm you go, runt
didnt think a wagie would be allowed to work from home
wfh is common you mick cunt
go scrounge some more
no, it's not that sort of job unfortunately, shame as at that pay rate I'd happily do a ton more hours.
You mean the stuff you got for free isn't asgood as the stuff you paid for?!
Got a job this morning lads. I'm going to be a teacher.
16-19 year olds are all legal.
looks like we've got a couple of upset wagies here haha
I paid literally £3 a cable, its not like I was paying out of the arse for the replacements.
What are you gonna teach, nonce
what I'm about to type will shock and horrify you...
*goes for a shit and doesn't come back*
Regardless of the actual price, if you got the same results with the free cables, why would they be free?
just woke up lads
did hillary win the election last night?
M-maybe they care about the customer.
No, she's running or Mayor of New York next
They're also grooming their daughter for Congress so she can be President some day, because the US hates monarchies but is fine with permanently electing family of former presidents forever
£3 as opposed to £0.30 is a huge cost difference for a bulk manufacturer you fuckwit. Especially on the cheap products a dipshit like you would be using.
ah yes cheap
is fine with
She got beat by Donald fucking Trump lad.
No on respects IT teachers.
Because Sup Forums rigged the election and Obama used his "first black President" technique to defeat her "first woman president" stye
They're trying hard
if this isn't a joke then i seriously pity a pleb like you lmao
Why would you have leather seats in your car?
In the summer you're just going to burn yourself trying to get into them
show me you're AU$4000 facebook machine pls
They do when they're 6'6" and built like brick shithouses.
You're going to spend all day getting bullied by kids.
I'm sure I will lad.
Not in the United States, which just happens to be where this site is hosted.
am unironically australian lads
*points at you*
why would you do that?
ICT though ?
What age group are you even gonna teach
kids have had laptops since age 3 and were taught coding in primary school
I'd hate that job. When I was doing my GCSE we used like Microsoft Word and shit
what is wrong with you?
Sup Forums rigged the election
yes im sure /pol/ memes had a huge effect on the majority of trump voters who are in their 30s-40s
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy do
I know it fedora but I do think men looked better when they wore a suits all the time
don't mind me lads I'm just typing this to make it look like I'm working haha
This is the sort of post I'd expect to see on an American teenage girl's tubmlr
dont smoke cannabis for 2 days
wake up at about 5:30 am
on my way to becoming a CEO
What exactly does a non-executive director mean / do?
A Cock Embracing Organism? Everyone look at this Cock Embracing Organism! He embraces cock up his bum!
he doesnt have the connections that his parents got him
he didnt get the elite education due to his parents money
he will never be a big time ceo
Sometimes I really miss America
/ looks like an italicised I.
they delegate work to everyone else and drink whiskey in meetings with japanese businessmen
t. Jamal Gonzales
twisting my melon man
I was flying out of LA the other day... this city man, it's almost like a growth, like a bacterial thing
you know it's like are we even people anymore
we're more like a fungus now with all our computers
I'll show you... jamie can you bring that up please?
yeah that video right there. there it is
so here's this video of a centipede fighting a spider
same. things used to be much better, pic related
Still waiting for the post...
here it is
Are Brits counted as the nOoOoOOoOooOOoOoOooOrthern brothers?
i miss stroud, where i stayed for two weeks
I took a pill in ibiza
just had a cock embracing orgasm lads
I don't know it. I'm an American myself.
cant remember if it was on brit or on /tv/ where there was an impersonation of joe rogan that was so spot on that it was hilarious
just realised i did NOT engage in a wank last night
the proverbial river shall be gushing tonight lads
been sipping voddy/rum throughtout the day, and gotten drunk every evening for the last three days lads
not a fan of being sober 2bh
the one near petersfield?
ye, life's pretty boring being sober
Oh silly me. x
Actually came without me hearing though. x
"El Muelle" or "Sexual Roulette" is a dangerous sexual game that began in Colombia but has spread across much of Latin America. 1. The game became popular among young Colombians but has quickly spread to other countries and resulted in a number of young girls falling pregnant. 2. The game consists of a a number of young men lying down while the girls take turns performing intercourse with each man. They rotate in turns, as if it were a human game of roulette. The first one to ejaculate loses.
I feel like I'm reading same the posts every day.
told my mate I'd crush his legs against his house wall with his own car, reverse and run over his bollocks, and then kill him by running over his head.
have you ever read this one?
you lads like my frog?