Lauren edition
/brit/
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books have arrived lads
felicity edition
dubs confirm
Islam
women are beautiful creatures that men largely don't deserve
When you walk, you are touching the earth and the sky at the same time. When you are driving, you are touching neither.
hat
reroll
give me some good tunes to download please
I am trying to listen to only normie stuff to see if it cheers me up
gott ed sheerans new tune and now I am stuck on what else
desu I actually posted it in /brit/ before I made that thread
desuarchive.org
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good post
cagers btfo
ah yes
the self-styled "thailad"
You actually never touch anything at all no matter what you're doing what youre feeling is the repulsion between electrons
maroon 5 and marshmelllow
worried i got a girl pregnant
nah, I'm touching shoes and those are touching concrete so
*blows raspberry*
*gives you the V*
jog on
I wish I was good looking like this even if I had that body my face would ruin it haha
is that him?
fat stupid yank
don't worry German girls love to get abortions
keep your chin up dad x
this is him
>no snow in manchester
hurrah
across the sea by weezer
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2 hours until the so-called post should be here...
Waiting for the cloud, waiting for the cloud...
imagine being fat
must be quite the sad state of being
How do people let themselves get this big
ask thailad
you don't know a woman until you discover her dirty knickers with crusted poo and blood stains
I must know my gf like the back of my hand then
When your living expenses can be covered working 4 hours/week, and there's only so many kids you can nonce in a week, the rest of your cash quickly goes on food and drink
yum
genetics
pick one
this person looks like they'd survive a car crash quite well
fuck off
something seems off about this lad but i can't quite put my finger on what
3
SHANT
He's australian haha.
2 or 4
his head is too small for his body
looks like he's been Photoshopped
he looks like rubber
hips
ok
I don't know why, but being told to "FOB" on here stings just a bit more than being called a "posh cunt" IRL.
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He dated and fucked taylor swift it can't matter that much
fucking hell liberals are so dumb
>tfw girls like me until they get to know me
it's just poor people whinging about how jealous they are lad. water off a ducks back.
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>1.74m
those girls are too tall
youtube.com
hang on bruce!
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manlet
need a poo and some breakfast but mostly a poo but cba to get out of bed lads
cut my toenails
In order to love fighting, I have to hate it. There's no love in this without hate. You gotta love it because you want it so bad you're pushing yourself to those limits. Or you simply hate it. And if you ain't there to where you hate it, then good luck trying to love it.
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it's adam and eve not adam and steve
nazi
enjoyed this video immensely
excellent post
I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.
whenever my internet connection is dodgy i just search nigger in the search bar and my internet is back to normal speeds. weird
CHOON
Actually it was adam and leaf
i did a pig post haha
I SAY DO YOU SPEAKA MY LANGUAGE?
AND HE JUST SMILED
AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH
tried posting your mum on /s/ again?
you'll get banned for off-topic, mate
I am tormented
with an everlasting
itch for things
remote
I love to sail forbidden seas
and land on
barbarous coasts
- rupi kaur
we were not discussing lauren southern?
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did a poo haha
gf is pissed i don't want to go to bed yet, asking me why i want to stay at the desk on my laptop. she thinks i want to jerk off but really i want to browse /brit/ and THEN jerk off
extremely good post
don't really think god cares where you put your willy
i mean he's god, i think he's just having fun watching what his creation gets up to
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>gf
FONT
>jerk off
FOY
>not jerking off while browsing /brit/
It's clearly Adam and Steve, retards.
who are you to say what God cares about?
using gods name in vein for gods sake
it's madam and eve
the holocaust never happened
need a ol' 'cide
To enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal.
build a road through stonehenge
you got proof it DIDNT happen?
gf took severance from her cushy government job and has pretty much moved in without being asked, she's been back to her place 3 times in the last 2 months. It's handy having her around but it's really cutting in to my shitposting time.
really wish i was jewish
it goes all all night night night night long
who are you to say i can't speculate what God cares about?
the fact that there are """holocaust"""" """""""survivors""""""" is proof enough