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>why'd you do it!
she was probably only bothered she had to see his blown up face, not bothered hes gone

Also no one would care if i died.

What is this boy's name?

doing a poo

null for me

please someone kill me

>what do you mean your brothers dead
>hes dead

HOWLING

>cares about nothing and wants to die
>still reposts his post from the old thread about how no one would care if he died
you're an attention seeking bender and not suicidal at all you wanker

Ah yes the so called 'cidal thoughts have returned

Reckon I'll blow my brains out one of these days.

Dara de avril lavine

good luck

*makes a witty comment*

good morning!

hmm not really that funny imo

ah yes, the ol' resident psychiatrist

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plato>aristotle

No one gives a shit whether you're alive.

Never claimed i was suicidal
Never even claimed i ws depressed

Simply said no one would care WTFAYTA?

>be brit
>Be ugly
LMAO

Alri?

Alri.

words hurt you know

HOWLING

*makes a witty retort*

fucks sake

bank called my house phone and spoke to my mum about possible fraudulent use because I paid for credits on a cams site last night

literally watching a film with her in it rn

wtf im british??

I really like thrice

gf

WHY'D YOU DO IT

doing a sex chat with the italian igf residing in germany

the fucking quality of this bait

you should be ashamed of yourself

8===Dtation

you can clearly see my gf in the attached pic

>this thread
not your best work /brit/

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38614276
>A California shoe company has recalled a boot after a customer discovered the sole left tiny swastika prints behind.

>The boot went viral after a Reddit user posted a picture showing the shoe's tread and its swastika imprints.

>Amazon, where the Polar Fox military combat boots were sold before the company pulled the listing, was inundated with reviews cracking Nazi jokes, calling the boot "heily recommended" and rating the pair a "nein out of 10".

Is that what journalism is now, browsing reddit and getting paid to reprint stuff you found funny? Freedom of the Press is overrated.

need a gf who claps for cheese desu

which one

foy

If you're livestreaming your suicide could your phone be tracked and you located? Better make it snappy. Even if you're dragged down from hanging after 10 minutes you might still live as a semi vegetable.

stfu

caralad is slightly feminine

having some oats for breakfast lads

>not just shooting yourself

Lmoa@bongs&aus

paper towns she is cute in it though

seen suicide sqad too thats shite also

May I have some?

yank privilege

Brother

hello~

ah was hoping one of the new shitty ones were out for the webmemes

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DOCTOR PAVEL?

*bang*

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD?

WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?

TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

i think my nan has this picture hanging up in her house

>she is cute in it though

>implying

Great Britain has no lower or upper age limit for shotgun or rifle licences.

Northern Ireland has a lower age of 16, but also has handguns.

>but also has handguns.

only for off-duty coppers

its too early for this m8

fat chips

i was gassed

>women drivers

youtube.com/watch?v=ctRembqQCcw

>gf wants me to pick her choker
I don't know or care about this shit, she's such a pain

>chips

i think you mean fries lad

Nope, civilians can CC them too
Iktf
>choker
Good lad, they're all great at suck the ol knob

miss molly lads
want her back

>Nope, civilians can CC them too

then why aren't there a million shootings a day?

IRA patrols

because they're a majority white country

northern ireland is an embarassment

its in armenia you dip

lmao'd a bit ngl

mollys a slut

Most people don't know about it

True, and an economic black hole. But you try and take it away and everyone will fucking riot

t. 60% white

the door closes with the belt over the top so that's nice that i sort of have a viable method now

still worry the belt won't be able to take my weight

what if the UK just handed it over to ireland and let it be their problem?

we're all in the EU anyway, not like anything big will change

the EU makes no difference to the NI situation.

Unionists would riot

As long as the majority want to stay British, we're keeping it. Same as the Falklands

it would be extremely painful

true
just want to taste her soppy wet pussy again

doubt.jpg

HAHA what a story Mark

Why should we? It's a drain on taxpayer money

muh clay

what if the UK just anschluss'd Ireland then?

Irish people are basically like brits anyway

I would rather we didn't have to worry about Northern Ireland too but the problem is most of them are unionists so we can't

people announce they are killing themselves?

didn't know the manic street preachers were welsh

don't think I like them any more

you can't just do that Germany

We're retired from the Empire game, same as you should be

Have you been?

But yeah, it is. The biggest unionist party recently frittered away half a billion pounds (population of 1.8 million) in corrupt payments, and refuse to list who received the money because they know party donors and voters will be highly overrepresented

that one does it a lot so likely just wants people to talk to

kek

greetings from germany
kick cancers butt
save the frames

Ahhh Germany quiet down please x

i think more western countries should consolidate

the benelux
the nordics
the british isles
the german-speakers

we all have the same political and economic system anyway

>tfw in love with my female best friend who has a boyfriend
>tfw made a move on her and she rejected me
>tfw still get to cuddle her

what is this German obsession with unifying Europe I will never understand

No we fucking don't you retarded germ

Fuck off Kraut

>still get to cuddle her

united we stand against russian aggression

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wish i had a close relationship with a cute female for once in my life